Love confession problem

[Gordon Fearman]

Did the manager put your name on the Wall of Shame or something?

[Matt]

no, he just uses it all the time.

-m

[Zhyard]

Sounds like a good coffee place.

[Matt]

it is - thus why I'm hesitant to fuck it up :p

-m

[Metcarfre]

RECON PLAN;

1) Figure out her shift (I'm sure you've already done this)
2) Arrive just as it ends for your coffee
3) See if anyone picks her up

Unfortunately there's no negative control, so you'll only know if she does have one, but it's a start!

Alternative; facebook stalk.

[Gordon Fearman]

RECON PLAN;

1) Figure out her shift (I'm sure you've already done this)
2) Arrive just as it ends for your coffee
3) See if anyone picks her up

Unfortunately there's no negative control, so you'll only know if she does have one, but it's a start!

Alternative; facebook stalk.

You make a very effective stalker.

[Metcarfre]

Thank you.

[Zhyard]

it is - thus why I'm hesitant to fuck it up :p

-m

I understand your dilemma. In my case, worse case scenario it's just going to be awkward till next June when we graduate.

[Matt]

see, nothing to lose! you'll be free - I'll -always- need coffee.

-m

[Zhyard]

I don't think I've ever wanted the weekend to go faster before.

[Gordon Fearman]

I assume that even if you are successful in getting some hot coffee (as I now demand everyone refer to it as) that you'll probably dump or be dumped by her. At some point getting coffee will be awkward, it's almost unavoidable.

[Matt]

The lesson here is "never try"

-m

[Zhyard]

BTW I'm really sorry for my attitude before. I've really got some good advice and/or encouragement. I still want to talk with my friends but the one I really want to ask for advice is busy this weekend so I feel kind of lonely right now.

[Matt]

no worries - just remember, not everywhere on the internet is 4chan.

-m

[Zhyard]

Oh and Matt. You've mentioned you think she has a boyfriend. Is there any reason for you to think she have one or is it just a gut feeling?

[Gordon Fearman]

The lesson here is "never try"

-m

Because trying is the first step towards failure.

Or you could just get used to the idea of awkward coffee.

Or maybe it wouldn't be awkward. I don't know, if the 1st barrista is already taken and the second one doesn't like you it might not be awkward.

Also, you can't fight city hall, aka Block-o-Land!

[Theremin]

I'd like to think we're the anti-4chan.

[The Jester]

No, the lesson here is "never stop trying".

Seriously, no matter how hard anyone tries we'll all still make mistakes, so why worry? It only adds emotional stress.

I'm not saying I'm a master of not worrying, but hey, I'm trying. And it's working.

[Gordon Fearman]

I'd like to think we're the anti-4chan.

Intelligent opinions or GTFO!

[Matt]

BRITS OR GTFO

(based on our board population)

-m

[Arius]

Look, it could be awkward. You could end up feeling a bit of shame if she says "No."

But come on, we're (mostly) all adults here. I'm sure that even if there is some awkwardness, it won't last too long because this isn't high school anymore. Hell, you're a funny guy. Just use some of your sarcastic wit to dispel any awkwardness that might ensue.

[Metcarfre]

"Would you like to go out?"

"...No"


"HAHAHA ONLY JOKING!!!"

[Gordon Fearman]

Look, it could be awkward. You could end up feeling a bit of shame if she says "No."

But come on, we're (mostly) all adults here. I'm sure that even if there is some awkwardness, it won't last too long because this isn't high school anymore. Hell, you're a funny guy. Just use some of your sarcastic wit to dispel any awkwardness that might ensue.

Ha! I'm not an adult.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[Arius]

Give it a few months.

[Matt]

Oh and Matt. You've mentioned you think she has a boyfriend. Is there any reason for you to think she have one or is it just a gut feeling?

I think I saw her downtown one day, walking with a dude - and she toouched his arm in a way that suggested they were pretty close. I'm not certain it was her though.

Also she was on a break in the shop the other day making plans with someone on her cell phone - I didn't hear much of the conversation, and it's possible she was just talking with friends, but she pulled out a cute "hi!~" rather than the regular. Again, suggesting it was someone she was dating.

-m