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We love Dumbrella!

Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 20:23
by Kathleen
For serious, bitches.

Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 20:27
by jess
Dumbrella doesn't love you.

:evil:

Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 20:29
by Nate
AWWW.

Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 20:29
by Morgan
i was told that dumbrella would have teh boobays and i was lied to. i refuse to support liars! especially boobie liars!

Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 20:32
by Kathleen
Morgan, Barfy offered you her boobs, like 15 minutes after you joined.

Basically, the love bombers are from Dumbrella, for the confused LRR forum goers here.

Also, Jess you are breaking my heart! :(

Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 20:36
by jess
SORRY KATHLEEN, YOU ALREADY BROKE MY HEART WHEN YOU STOLE GRAHAM FROM ME

GOD.

Posted: 18 Oct 2005, 21:47
by Dana
Morgan wrote:i was told that dumbrella would have teh boobays and i was lied to. i refuse to support liars! especially boobie liars!

Oh, come one, we all saw Kathleen's boobies on the Dumbrella board. And that is more boobies than one generally sees in a week of looking at boobies.

Posted: 20 Oct 2005, 06:00
by Barfy
Morgan, I would totally show you my boobs but it is illegal for another 8 months.


Also, I will love you, Kathleen.

Posted: 20 Oct 2005, 06:30
by Under13
Dumbrella turned into every other site on the Interweb that makes the OFFER of boobies.

You show up, you make an account, and then all of a sudden BAM! They expect you to pay for them. We're still a good $200 from getting Ants to show us her thorax...

:roll: Stupid Internets.


(and yes, I know that the appropriate part of the insect body that would correlate to the human chest is the "abdomen," from a logistical standpoint...but "thorax" removes any confusion over the human body also containing an abdomen. Plus, the thorax is where all of the insect's guts are, so really in that light it would make more sense to have used that...)

Posted: 20 Oct 2005, 18:34
by Kathleen
HUDA!
*hugs*

Man, when you turn 18 it's going to be an ORGY of breasts, isn't it?

Posted: 20 Oct 2005, 18:35
by Kathleen
Also Under13 is a cool guy people! Are you hear to stay dude?

Posted: 24 Oct 2005, 10:56
by Under13
Kathleen wrote:Also Under13 is a cool guy people! Are you hear to stay dude?


That hinges largely on Huda's answer re: breast-orgy.

Oh, who am I kidding? I'll be around either way...

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 06:29
by Barfy
Sure, breast orgy. Give me 7 and a half months.

Also, can someone give me $48,000?

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 06:33
by Under13
Barfy wrote:Also, can someone give me $48,000?


Sure. Give me a few months to go sell one of my kidneys and recuperate...

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 06:43
by Barfy
I am serious about this request. If y'all can raise $48,000 for me by September 2006 I won't have to live in the craplands anymore.

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 06:48
by Under13
Barfy, sweetie...we weren't even able to raise a measly $600 to see Beth topless!

You're squeezing blood from a stone.

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 07:12
by Barfy
But... but... pwease?

*puppy dog eyes*

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 12:06
by Kathleen
How much do you get from a black market kidney?
Maybe I could sell some eggs.

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 12:31
by Under13
Ani offered to sell her womb, since she doesn't think she'll ever be using it.

I'm thinking that it would probably be best for me to look up current organ prices for the black market off the Internet when I get home, as opposed to doing it from my work computer...

Just a hunch. But I'll get back to you on kidneys and eggs.

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 15:53
by umbrellaless
This is starting to sound like English breakfast....kidneys and eggs.... :?

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 17:07
by Dana
The British would never pay us enough to have our kidneys and eggs for breakfast. It just would not be worthwhile.