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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby TomBrend » 03 Nov 2009, 14:33

That would be really, really painful... like... wow.
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby Vash2nddonuts » 03 Nov 2009, 14:44

At least it wasn't a porcupine...
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby Ottoman » 03 Nov 2009, 18:14

Given the context, is there an effective difference between the two? Surely any extra pain wouldn't matter, as it would already be beyond the 'impossibly horrible' threshold. Just sayin'.

Also, I HATE YOU, MIND! WHY DO YOU ACT LIKE SUCH A WUSSY LITTLE EMO? AND FUCK YOU, VIDEO COMPRESSION ARTIFACTS! GO HUFF DONG UNTIL YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON IT!
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby Cade Antilles » 03 Nov 2009, 18:24

Depends on the directionality of shitting a porcupine. Coming out head first would be seriously uncomfortable, but in reverse, downright epic disASSter. Shitting a hedgehog in any direction would be terrible.

This post is gonna come back to haunt me in the "Out Of Context" game thread, I just know it.
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby Vash2nddonuts » 03 Nov 2009, 18:44

I just had a horrible thought...Reverse Porcupine...sounds like a painful sexual position but a pretty cool sounding rock/metal band.
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby TomBrend » 03 Nov 2009, 19:54

Yeah it does.
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby The R » 03 Nov 2009, 22:30

Damn you unexpected thought loops/panic attacks that suddenly distract from paying attention in class.... Im paying for this shit with my own money and I cant even focus ugh.

Also coffee and pretty much all alcoholic drinks make me feel really ill now (they never used to).
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby ChiUnit4evr » 03 Nov 2009, 22:33

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/6024/1 ... zet2e4.jpg

WHY DON'T I HAVE ONE OF THESE YET????
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby masamune » 03 Nov 2009, 23:11

damn exes.
oh, and mr. sun? FUCK YOU.
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby Theremin » 04 Nov 2009, 06:00

HEY, RAIN.
YOU'RE A BLAGGARD OF THE FIRST ORDER.
YEAH, I SAID IT.
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby Highlander » 04 Nov 2009, 06:49

TomBrend wrote:That would be really, really painful... like... wow.

tis an old Scottish curse

another good one is may your balls turn square and fester at the corners
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby Metcarfre » 04 Nov 2009, 10:26

Damn forgetting both work and house keys.
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby ChiUnit4evr » 04 Nov 2009, 18:16

ok maine (And people of the united states in general)

Why do we all suck so hard? What is it that we have against gay marriage that has kept us so stupidly and stubbornly mired in our rancid and rotten status quo? How does allowing gays and lesbians to get married have ANY affect on you and your "traditional" marriage? What about this so called "sanctity" of marriage needs to be preserved? We are adaptive and we change. So why is it so difficult for you all to get your heads out of your fucking asses and allow this to happen? I defy any of you right wing jack offs to explain to me (without bringing God into the discussion) what it is about marriage that needs defending from this unholy homosexual assault?

/rant

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also sorry for posting something serious...^_^
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby empath » 04 Nov 2009, 20:57

ChiUnit4evr wrote:ok maine (And people of the united states in general)

<snippage of one rant about 'marriage is only for breeders' bullshit>

/rant

Sorry, I needed somewhere to type this...

also sorry for posting something serious...^_^


I dunno, maybe because LGBT people cannot 'desecrate' the 'sanctity' of 'traditional marriage' (not being allowed get married), so it's the sole monopoly of the heterosexuals who have treated a sacred institution with all the respect a frat boy treats his frat house?

Maybe because these 'newbies' might actually take the institution of marriage seriously and not just honour it 'until I get bored of him/her'?

Hope you feel better for getting that off your chest and...oh, what's seven-letter word beginning with 'v' that means "is ranting"? ;)
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby Evil Jim » 04 Nov 2009, 21:07

So Sharon gave me a check to go to the local Food Pantry when I saw her yesterday. I put it in my wallet until I could give it to my father, who is volunteering for said Pantry. It stayed there until late afternoon when I was paying bills. Paperwork was spread all over the counter & now I can't find the check! Not in my wallet, not on the counter, not on the table, not in the envelopes with other checks to pay bills, not in the garbage (which I sifted through thoroughly,) not anywhere! So now I either ask Sharon to cancel the previous check & write another (bad taste since we asked her to donate in the first place,) wait around in case it eventually shows up around here, or donate cash out of my own pocket to make up the difference, but then her account still won't balance. ARRRGH!!!
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby Nevrmore » 04 Nov 2009, 22:29

Just ask her to write another one. It's really not that much of a hassle.
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby CommanderKeen » 04 Nov 2009, 22:59

Fucking rental properties in Vancouver. Seriously. I just want bachelor suite I can afford. It's not that hard.
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby Evil Jim » 05 Nov 2009, 02:30

Nevrmore wrote:Just ask her to write another one. It's really not that much of a hassle.

Right, but it's an outright admission that I've been an idiot. There's also the issue of trust since I was supposed to get said check from point A to point B & lost it the first day I had it. Would you write another?
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby Darkobra » 05 Nov 2009, 04:29

Yes. You came to me, admitted you ballsed up, manned up about it and went against your pride to ask for another to rectify the mistake. I would write another there and then.
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby Nevrmore » 05 Nov 2009, 06:40

What do you think that she's going to do? Say, "Oh, well, if you're such a retard then I don't want to trust you with my money"? She donated money to a charity, I don't think she's that much of an asshole.
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby Highlander » 05 Nov 2009, 08:26

ChiUnit4evr wrote:http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/6024/1 ... zet2e4.jpg

WHY DON'T I HAVE ONE OF THESE YET????

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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby Ollie, don'tcha know! » 05 Nov 2009, 14:13

*Sigh*
That's about as angry as I can get after listening to a ton of Radiohead...
Or most of the time, really.
But mainly the Radiohead...
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby empath » 05 Nov 2009, 19:18

HEY FUCKWIT! GET YOUR PIECE OF SHIT CAR OUT OF THE FIRE LANE AND INTO A REAL PARKING SPOT!!!

Well, my wife is just popping-

YEAH, BULLSHIT. GUESS WHAT? *gestures to cars properly parked throughout the parking lot* EVERYONE HERE 'JUST POPPED IN', IT'S A FUCKING CONVENIENCE STORE, NOT THE DMV! *points out one man sitting in his car* SEE THAT GUY? I WATCHED HIM - HE PULLED UP TO THE AREA YOUR SHITBOX IS NOW BLOCKING OFF, LET HIS WIFE OUT, THEN DROVE OVER THERE TO A LEGAL PARKING SPOT, AND HE'S WAITING FOR HER *THERE*. PROBABLY BECAUSE HE'S NOT, YOU KNOW, A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG. WHAT? YOU THOUGHT IF YOU PARKED OVER THE WORDS "NO PARKING" NO ONE WOULD NOTICE?!?

Well, you can ju-

NO. YOU DO NOT GET TO TALK BACK TO ME, CHUZZLEWIT, BECAUSE ONLY ONE PARTY TO THIS CONVERSATION IS NOT A CRIMINAL WHO IS BREAKING A MINOR, BUT STILL ACTUAL LAW. LEMME GIVE YOU A HINT - IT'S NOT YOU.

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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby Arius » 05 Nov 2009, 19:22

Damn you Kathleen!

I just ate an entire loaf of banana bread. I wanted to share some of that.
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Re: This is a thread for venting.

Postby TomBrend » 05 Nov 2009, 20:20

I love banana bread. Just saying.

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