loadingreadyrun.com

Okay, we've got the Google ads again. Only on the main page so far, but they might migrate.

Now, we had problems with these last time.

Here's the deal:

DO NOT CLICK ADS REPEATEDLY TO "HELP" US.
We will only get banned again and receive no money.

If you see something you like, whatever, but don't try to cheat the system for us. We appreciate the thought, but Google knows.

Thank you.

-G

Whoa, are these going to be the kinds of ads that "watch" the site for keywords, and run that through a Target Marketing Engine to provide related ads?

*wrings his hands wickedly*

I know what you're thinking.
No! Bad.

Indie Band Canada
Need some serious exposure for your music? Be Heard. Get Noticed. Free!

Space March
The Official Site Indie Pop Music

Save up to 75% on Cunard
Vacations To Go offers huge discounts on Cunard Cruises.

Build your family tree
Ancestry charts, genealogy software and more - downloadable for free.

...Okay, you had 64K on the site, that kinda explains the music links. But Cunard and family trees?!

Kathleen wrote:I know what you're thinking.
No! Bad.

*dons his tinfoil helmet*
*resumes wicked hand-wringing*

It's not hard to know what Under here is thinking.

We lady shaped things can read your mind. Be afraid be very afraid.

you don't need to have teh boobays to know what he's up to

TOTALLY got the image of boobies with retractable radar sattelite dish nipples. Like the fembots in austin powers.



"Hey, I wonder what he's thinking..."
*vrrrt....vrrrrt.....whirrrrrrr...whirrrr....whirrrrr.....whirrrr-DING!...vrrt-vrrt.*
"GASP!"

I for one welcome our wonderfully-shaped overlords!

.....you just gave me an image of a giant 10ft sphere with a nipple rolling around, a whip tyed to it, chasing a bunch of people in rags....

"Mammory glands... IN SPACE!"

Like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes...only awex0me.

Hey, I just clicked on a google ad and found this video contest.

Awesome, Bec. Thanks.
We'll be entering that!

-G

Graham wrote:
DO NOT CLICK ADS REPEATEDLY TO "HELP" US.
We will only get banned again and receive no money.



-G

Hahha oh man, that part made me laugh..I don;'t know why, so don't ask. I just found it hilarious. I think it was the "banned again " part. Good luck with the ads

miakosummin wrote:Indie Band Canada
Need some serious exposure for your music? Be Heard. Get Noticed. Free!

Space March
The Official Site Indie Pop Music

Save up to 75% on Cunard
Vacations To Go offers huge discounts on Cunard Cruises.

Build your family tree
Ancestry charts, genealogy software and more - downloadable for free.

Sounds perfect for the next spam theatre don't you say?

We are going to try a few more ads in various places around the site to see what the impact is.

-P

Whoa....

google ads at the top of the video pop-ups = entire bottom half of video cut off

Just so you know...

reload the page that you clicked the popup link from (eg. the home page or the archive page)

-P

all good, now...

Thanks!

Can I start talking about The Fleshlight now? Because I would really like to see a Gooooogle ad show up for The Fleshlight.

Dude...holster your Fleshlight...no one wants to see that...LOL!!!

Yeah, I have a similar request. But don't worry, I'll refrain from mentioning chimps who wear PVC... with women, who have black hair and are wearing red and black lace lingerie... Not gonna mention that at all.

(Come on guys, a hand here, we can work on this).

"eCommerce Web Templates!"

its not working.


ANTHROPOMORPHIZED ANIMALS IN VELCRO BIKINIS!

The ads in the video windows do not open in a new window and therefore... suck.


as you were.

"Mormon Family Tree
Join for free. 1000's of pictures & video's of Beautiful Mormon singles"

Slowly, but surely...the tables are turning.

Turning towards Utah-based incest, apparently...

And I will whole-heartedly second Miako's request for furries. Bring on the pony-girls!