The Big Relationship Thread

[aeric90]

But it is a apparently full of vagueness leading to speculation

[Metcarfre]

Also unbridled rage.

[taza]

This thread needs some balance.

My world is all sadness and woe.

Fortunately I'm too used to things going horribly wrong to really take anything seriously - least of all trivial things such as romantic rejection. I'm not bitter. Hrmph.

[iamafish]

still the beans, Wubbins!

And met, it's ok, my relationship is slowly and surprisingly uncatastrophically derailing itself, so it's not all love, smiles and rainbows.

[Lyinginbedmon]

Matt, I don't think a romantic night in with an inflatable love sheep qualifies as a "relationship"

[iamafish]

or the Ryan Quickbender body pillow

[Matt]

Cold shit, guys.

-m

[Lyinginbedmon]

You know we're just joking, we'd never intentionally insult you.

[taza]

I want a Ryan Quickbender body pillow.

For much the same reason as why I have DNF: Balls of Steel.

[The Mimm]

And we shall not ask what that reason is, and ignorance will indeed be blissfull.

Here's hoping teh new academic year lands all who are looking with what they are looking for. Bath is often described (on twitter, admittedly) as a city of beautiful people. Gotta say, i've not seen many.

[Geoff_B]

Was it described thusly by a bloke perchance?

[The Mimm]

It has been described thusly by various blokes and blokettes, but I'm not seeing much truth behind it. Maybe the beautiful are all taken, and therefore invisible in their cloud of happiness? Either that, or they're all hiding behind the abbey. Who can say?

[Brad]

Don't let Matt's shy boy act fool you. In real life, he's practically drowning in tail. He actually has a tail-snorkle, specially made for him to be able to breathe as he wades through the brackish of potential conquests.

[Theremin]

@Mimm

This isn't helpful to you at all, but the area of Brizzle I'm doing some volunteering in now, Stokes Croft, has an awful lot of bohemian artist-type guys in and around it.

You would like.

[Matt]

Don't let Matt's shy boy act fool you. In real life, he's practically drowning in tail. He actually has a tail-snorkle, specially made for him to be able to breathe as he wades through the brackish of potential conquests.

Or something.

-m

[Elomin Sha]

Is she a 'Canadian' girlfriend?

[Lyinginbedmon]

An Ottawa Girlfriend?

[Elomin Sha]

This is quickly turning into: 'Where the Hell is Matt's Girlfriend'

Constantinople Girlfriend?

[Lyinginbedmon]

Istanbul Girlfriend?

[Danzama]

Space Girlfriend?

[Matt]

You are all bad people.

-m

[Elomin Sha]

Badlands Girlfriend?

Wait...we're not hearing a no. Does that mean Matt has a girlfriend in every town around the world?

[Danzama]

We love you really, matt

[Lyinginbedmon]

As a friend.

[Danzama]

@lying speak for yourself :p /creepy