The Big Relationship Thread

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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Elomin Sha » 23 Feb 2012, 10:00

Fezzul wrote:Ok, so I definitely have a date with a girl called Charlie. Just have to set a date for the date... this logistics stuff is complicated...

Can fire be used on logistics?


Avistew wrote:Congrats, Fezzul, and I'm sure Elomin will let you know.


Thaaaaat's right.

Isn't Charlie a boy's name? Or short for Charlene. Anyway.
Fire is a liberal applicant but more is better when you realise you've made a mistake and want to hide the crime and body.
If you somehow discover a burning sensation on yourself it could be one of three things:

1: You've accidently/purposely set fire to yourself.
2: It's cystitis.
3: Or it turns out Charlene is indeed Charles with a big um...charlie...he's a cannibal and roasting your glazed body on a spit.

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yes, yes you can
although you MAY damage you sanity... if you are using that thing


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Lyinginbedmon wrote:I'm just going to imagine Elomin means inform her of your feelings after lighting a romantic fire and watching a soppy movie.


Here's a soppy movie to get the fiery passion burning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fw1qiAl ... ure=fvwrel

It's in my personal collection.


And if it goes on to fire's next stage from burning/smoking you get to the passionate part when everything erupts.

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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Geoff_B » 23 Feb 2012, 12:32

I once heard a phrase which may apply in this situation:

Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for the rest of the day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Wise words to live by.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby JustAName » 23 Feb 2012, 13:13

Ahhh, Terry Pratchett. :D
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby GreigKM » 23 Feb 2012, 13:28

My boyfriend broke up with me 3 days ago
So that happened
Oh yeah, in other news I had a boyfriend
So that also happened
...
A lot happens when one leaves for months on end...
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Geoff_B » 23 Feb 2012, 13:41

Fayili wrote:Ahhh, Terry Pratchett. :D


I thought it was but I wasn't sure. Thank you :D
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Elomin Sha » 23 Feb 2012, 13:43

GreigKM wrote:My boyfriend broke up with me 3 days ago
So that happened
Oh yeah, in other news I had a boyfriend
So that also happened
...
A lot happens when one leaves for months on end...



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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby GreigKM » 23 Feb 2012, 13:52

Elomin Sha wrote:
Fire. Cures all ills.


I'd rather maintain good legal standing :roll:
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Master Gunner » 23 Feb 2012, 13:59

Oddly enough, Fire can cure that as well.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Elomin Sha » 23 Feb 2012, 14:00

My tips can cure everything.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby GreigKM » 23 Feb 2012, 14:02

Okay, okay, okay
How about a solution without fire
Like
Just getting over it
Like I did
Eh?
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby JustAName » 23 Feb 2012, 14:06

You can't expect Elomin to be rational. It's an anathema to him. :P
Alja-Markir wrote:Andy is the LRR Heart-throb.
Morgan is the LRR Crotch-throb.


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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Elomin Sha » 23 Feb 2012, 14:08

Ima whatta-wha?

I'm not addicted to fire. You could easily drown your sorrows by putting your enemy's heads under water. But you cannot hear their lamentations only blowing bubbles. It gives the impression that they are laughing at you by farting in your general direction.

You can probably understand why I'm not allowed scissors on the shop floor when customers are around.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby GreigKM » 23 Feb 2012, 14:16

I missed you all :lol:
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby JustAName » 23 Feb 2012, 14:20

And we, you. :D
Alja-Markir wrote:Andy is the LRR Heart-throb.
Morgan is the LRR Crotch-throb.


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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby GreigKM » 23 Feb 2012, 14:25

Yeah, I'm sure at one point it was like 'Hey, there's a remarkable lack of self deprecation around here, wonder where that one guy went' :roll:
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Fezzul » 23 Feb 2012, 16:33

Charlie is short for Charlotte. And thank you for the sage advice.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby theDreamer » 23 Feb 2012, 16:34

My cousin's name is Charlie.

Just Charlie.

And she's a she.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby 2stepz » 23 Feb 2012, 17:04

I also have a female cousin named Charlie, and a female cousin named Randi. That side of the family has no girls with actual "girl" names...
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Mowinckel » 23 Feb 2012, 20:12

Elomin Sha wrote:
Mowinckel wrote:as an expert in these things I can tell you
yes, yes you can
although you MAY damage you sanity... if you are using that thing


Check my signature pretender.


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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Cybertrash » 23 Feb 2012, 21:15

I'm pretty sure my ex changed her name to "Sebastian" a couple of years ago... Might be wrong though, don't have any contact with her these days.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby TheRocket » 23 Feb 2012, 21:32

Cybertrash wrote:I'm pretty sure my ex changed her name to "Sebastian" a couple of years ago... Might be wrong though, don't have any contact with her these days.



Could that be because she's under 'da sea? I hear everyt'ing's better...
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Fezzul » 23 Feb 2012, 21:58

Underwater the fish don't stink.

No wait, different show...

So, next Thursday. I've picked out somewhere cool to go, where I can be charming, impressive and English. Which I understand the Yanks love.

I had been worried that she had been avoiding me... Turns out she'd just been ill. Really have to drop this paranoia thing.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Psyclone » 24 Feb 2012, 00:05

You know, I thought we all loved you Brits too, but recently I've heard a lot of people complaining that your accents are whiny and annoying. Maybe it's just where I am? In that case, I hope you didn't pick Seattle.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Mowinckel » 24 Feb 2012, 03:14

Elomin Sha wrote:
Mowinckel wrote:as an expert in these things I can tell you
yes, yes you can
although you MAY damage you sanity... if you are using that thing


Check my signature pretender.


I can do that.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Fezzul » 24 Feb 2012, 04:19

I am English in New York with a natural speaking voice that's somewhere between Hugh Grant and Stephen Fry. It seems to go down well with the locals.
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