The Big Relationship Thread
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread
I also have had 0 relationships. But my old school-friends seem to think I'm in one.
I'm not sure if it's they want me to be in one or what. And I don't think it's them being snarky either. One of them also tries to always give me dating advice, which I appreciate, but I have to constantly remind her that I'm not looking for a GF. To which she just rolls her eyes and sighs.
And for those of you who are about to say "Maybe she's giving you a hint," trust me, she's not.
I'm not sure if it's they want me to be in one or what. And I don't think it's them being snarky either. One of them also tries to always give me dating advice, which I appreciate, but I have to constantly remind her that I'm not looking for a GF. To which she just rolls her eyes and sighs.
And for those of you who are about to say "Maybe she's giving you a hint," trust me, she's not.
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I have a friend who thinks that I want to date every girl I look sideways at. It gets annoying.
My mother always pesters me about whether I have a girlfriend, to the point where I've actually started making a point of conveying that I'm single.
I think she thinks my brother and I are gay. Just because my brother shaves his legs and wears lycra doesn't mean he's gay, he's a cyclist.
My mother always pesters me about whether I have a girlfriend, to the point where I've actually started making a point of conveying that I'm single.
I think she thinks my brother and I are gay. Just because my brother shaves his legs and wears lycra doesn't mean he's gay, he's a cyclist.
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0 is a nice round number, no sharp corners to cut yourself on if you trip.And odds are i am using them to validate me. Although the worse part is i get clingy even for the ones i never see due to the long distance.
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Zero here as well. My father has started pestering me about it, but not too badly yet.
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I've had two relationships, but more partners. Nothing I would call a relationship since they didn't involve dating or anything like kissing or holding hands. The one exception could be a friend with benefits I had, if he counts then I've had 3?
But I don't think it counts when you're so not together that there isn't even a breakup or anything. Just, at some point you realise you haven't seen each other in months or years and so you're probably not friends with benefits anymore.
That would mean I broke up with one person and nobody broke up with me (the second relationship, I'm still in).
I have a LOT of experience getting rejected, though. I mean, maybe less than a lot of people, since I only asked out 5 people (they all said no) but I've asked everyone I liked enough to want to date them, and it's still a 100% failure rate with people I really, really liked, so it still sucks.
But I don't think it counts when you're so not together that there isn't even a breakup or anything. Just, at some point you realise you haven't seen each other in months or years and so you're probably not friends with benefits anymore.
That would mean I broke up with one person and nobody broke up with me (the second relationship, I'm still in).
I have a LOT of experience getting rejected, though. I mean, maybe less than a lot of people, since I only asked out 5 people (they all said no) but I've asked everyone I liked enough to want to date them, and it's still a 100% failure rate with people I really, really liked, so it still sucks.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread
Mother: is she your friend?
Me: yeah
Mother: you like each other?
Me: yes
Mother: is she your girlfriend?
Me: Ma, damnit. Why are you always asking, I broke up with [NAME WITHHELD] less than a week ago. Holy crap.
I haven't had many relationships, the nagging doesn't encourage me to try again.
Me: yeah
Mother: you like each other?
Me: yes
Mother: is she your girlfriend?
Me: Ma, damnit. Why are you always asking, I broke up with [NAME WITHHELD] less than a week ago. Holy crap.
I haven't had many relationships, the nagging doesn't encourage me to try again.
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My mom doesnt seem to care about my love life
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As with Ghost of Zero; I had a similar amount of questions from my mother but I ended the conversations a little differently.
Mother: "Are you her boyfriend?"
Me: "There has been no contract signing; so no."
Mother: "Are you her boyfriend?"
Me: "There has been no contract signing; so no."
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Elomin Sha wrote:As with Ghost of Zero; I had a similar amount of questions from my mother but I ended the conversations a little differently.
Mother: "Are you her boyfriend?"
Me: "There has been no contract signing; so no."
Just "Zero" will do.
I should try answering with that some time.
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I have had one, asked three people out, one said yes, and I have had someone told I was going to ask them out which didn't get a positive response so I backed down.
And my mother also likes to ask questions, once a month or so usually along the lines of
"You have a girlfriend yet?" or "are any of the girls that are going to be there your girlfriend?" I don't have anything clever to respond with though.
And my mother also likes to ask questions, once a month or so usually along the lines of
"You have a girlfriend yet?" or "are any of the girls that are going to be there your girlfriend?" I don't have anything clever to respond with though.
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I've had 1 and she was really weird... I'll spill the story of Jenny if anyone wants to hear it. It's a doozy.
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My mum is always telling me there will be time for romance after I graduate, finish grad school, and get a job.
Funny, given she met my dad in undergrad and then moved in with him and his mum afterward.
I've only been in 3 relationships. One was about 2 years long, long-distance, and ended in me being cheated on. The second one was 5 years long, half long-distance, and ended with me having become a different person. The third one is relatively new and still a work in progress.
And Memo, I'd like to hear the "story of Jenny," sounds ominous.
Funny, given she met my dad in undergrad and then moved in with him and his mum afterward.
I've only been in 3 relationships. One was about 2 years long, long-distance, and ended in me being cheated on. The second one was 5 years long, half long-distance, and ended with me having become a different person. The third one is relatively new and still a work in progress.
And Memo, I'd like to hear the "story of Jenny," sounds ominous.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread
TheGhostOfZero wrote:Mother: is she your friend?
Me: yeah
Mother: you like each other?
Me: yes
Mother: is she your girlfriend?
Me: Ma, damnit. Why are you always asking, I broke up with [NAME WITHHELD] less than a week ago. Holy crap.
This is pretty funny in a way I'm guessing you wouldn't get.
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I wanna surprise my mother by coming home with a guy, just to really throw her.
Actually how a friend of mine came out, rocked up at home with a girlfriend.
Please feel free to enlighten me.
Actually how a friend of mine came out, rocked up at home with a girlfriend.
Metcarfre wrote:TheGhostOfZero wrote:Mother: is she your friend?
Me: yeah
Mother: you like each other?
Me: yes
Mother: is she your girlfriend?
Me: Ma, damnit. Why are you always asking, I broke up with [NAME WITHHELD] less than a week ago. Holy crap.
This is pretty funny in a way I'm guessing you wouldn't get.
Please feel free to enlighten me.
/fingergun
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My longest relationship was 9 months, that was with the only one id deem an "evil" ex, and it was a pure cancer relationship that involved her emotionally cheating on me and trying to keep me from having a life of my own.
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TheGhostOfZero wrote:Metcarfre wrote:TheGhostOfZero wrote:Mother: is she your friend?
Me: yeah
Mother: you like each other?
Me: yes
Mother: is she your girlfriend?
Me: Ma, damnit. Why are you always asking, I broke up with [NAME WITHHELD] less than a week ago. Holy crap.
This is pretty funny in a way I'm guessing you wouldn't get.
Please feel free to enlighten me.
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Ah, I see. She's not usually so intrusive into the affairs of myself and my brother. So we get annoyed when she nags us about our relationships (well, lack thereof).
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Geoff_B wrote:I wish to complain. That last picture is not Kittens, it's the son of Sauron!
Mister Fiend wrote:Does that mean I get to violence someone? Please say yes.
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It's just the contrast between the first two question/responses and the third.... made me lol.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread
One, on and off for many years, ended painfully 5 years ago, and is largely the reason for the anti-depressants and the fact that I'm only now starting to try again.
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Fair enough, it is kinda funny.
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Geoff_B wrote:I wish to complain. That last picture is not Kittens, it's the son of Sauron!
Mister Fiend wrote:Does that mean I get to violence someone? Please say yes.
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Metcarfre wrote:[typical_teen]MOM UH YOU'RE SO NOSY GOSH[/typical_teen]
Makes me glad that if my mom starts getting all up in my love life and i get annoyed people cant make that assertion, after all. I'm 20
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Hey, my gamerscore is over 40k i am NOT a nub
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Ooh, we got ourselves a hardass.
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