The Big Relationship Thread

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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Elomin Sha » 30 Apr 2014, 13:42

I learnt my lesson after the kidnapping fiasco, so yeah.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Darkobra » 30 Apr 2014, 13:48

"Wanna watch Super Mario Bros movie with me?"

If she laughs, keep her. If she says yes, marry her.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 30 Apr 2014, 13:58

If she says 'I thought you'd never ask' followed by a flirtatious grin, you are inside an incredibly bizarre romcom and should seek advice from the 'Name that film' thread.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Elomin Sha » 30 Apr 2014, 14:01

Other major issue, it would not be an easy relationship based on circumstances but I would want to give it a try anyway.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 30 Apr 2014, 14:17

Circumstances can be their own problem in time. Ultimately, relationships are less complicated than people make out- does person A want to rub genitals with and spend extended time being affectionate around person B, and does person B reciprocate? If answer=yes, print TentativeAttemptAtRelationship. As you say, main worry is, I think, you possibly going too early, but if you've known each other for a few weeks or so I'd hazard a guess that's time enough.

I, of course, speak as someone who has been single his entire life and doesn't look like changing any time soon, so independent corroboration/dismantling of previous statements would be appreciated.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

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My pseudonym is Ix wrote:If she says 'I thought you'd never ask' followed by a flirtatious grin, you are inside an incredibly bizarre romcom and should seek advice from the 'Name that film' thread.


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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Bebop Man » 30 Apr 2014, 16:41

If she tells you that eht slwo era gninetsil, you're in the Black Lodge.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Tycherin » 30 Apr 2014, 17:08

Boy, I was gonna encourage him to go for it, but considering those possibilities, it sounds kinda dangerous. Romcoms are serious business, after all.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 30 Apr 2014, 17:11

ASK THEM.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Elomin Sha » 30 Apr 2014, 17:19

I will ask but I have to wait because it is the right thing to do. It may be a month until I can ask.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Ahlir » 30 Apr 2014, 17:59

So I know most of you have forgotten about us, but just in case we're still on the spreadsheet... Dackwards_d and I have broken up. We are still friends though and even still living together so yeah.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Master Gunner » 30 Apr 2014, 18:34

Awww. :(
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 30 Apr 2014, 18:50

Assuming you're both comfortable doing so, could you provide any explanation for the event?
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby JustAName » 30 Apr 2014, 18:55

...Why, Lying?
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Fezzul » 30 Apr 2014, 19:41

Went on my first OKCupid date. It was nice. It didn't blow my mind each way but Tuesday, but it was nice.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Sieg Reyu » 01 May 2014, 19:28

Speaking of OKCupid, MY TURN!!

I have had almost no success with girls on that site, or any other really. Every time I think I'm hitting it off with them, they just sort of disappear. It was getting to the point that Iw as just about to give up. But then Sunday, I hopped on to see Who's New. Saw a girl about 50 miles away, which considering my town is about 50 miles form anywhere, it par for the course. She's more into DBZ than me or most of the guys I know, so that's neat. So we message each other for a bit

The other day we got to talking about the attractiveness of older celebrities, and she mentioned that her biggest celeb crush was 48. Seeing as how she didn't say who it was but gave me a single clue, I had no choice but to start guessing. First guess was somebody from Supernatural, a show she really likes, but wrong. I threw out a few more guesses but before she could respond her NIN obsession slapped me in the face, and so I send the message "Oh no wait, of course, Trent Reznor." She gets a kick out of the phrasing for some reason, but whatever, I nailed it.

Next day, I'm flipping through her profile, and I notice she mentions she sues twitter a lot. I decide to search her username on there on the off chance that she used the same name on both, mostly just to check out who she follows, on the off chance we are both fans of some increidbly niche thing she didn't mention on her profile. But when I pull it up, one of the most recent tweets is a picture of my text correctly guessing her crush along with the caption "New potential date trying to guess my celeb crush--guy's got game."

On the one hand, I feel bad for checking her out online without her knowing, but n the other hand if she wanted to keep it private she would have done so. Plus, she posted a picture of something I did, so I feel I have a right to know

But most importantly, she thinks I have game. She thinks I have game. I don't know that ever before in my life that anyone has ever accused me of having game. I don't how to react. What do internet?
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby ex-Lurker » 01 May 2014, 19:50

Ask her if she wants to play a game.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Tycherin » 01 May 2014, 20:20

If Desert Bus chat has taught me anything, it's when in doubt, panic. In fact, invite her to panic too! Make a date of it.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Fezzul » 01 May 2014, 20:25

Ask her out. I'll put money down she'll say yes.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Sieg Reyu » 01 May 2014, 21:07

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I'm so stoked you guys. Words can't even begin. All these winds just blew in my favor, it's just amazing.
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby viscomica » 01 May 2014, 21:24

Kudos to you Sieg Reyu! :D
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Mums » 01 May 2014, 21:48

Woho Sieg Reyu! Go for it!
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby Darkobra » 02 May 2014, 01:48

He's got this. In fact, he's so got this that I can say this.

She sues Twitter?! So she has a lot of money too! KEEPER!
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby RedNightmare » 02 May 2014, 01:56

Sweet Sieg Reyu! Have fun :D
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Re: The Big Relationship Thread

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 02 May 2014, 02:32

Dude.

Dude.

*brofist*
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