Most F'd up aspect of your family

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Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby Fatty_bo_Batty » 29 Oct 2009, 23:34

What is the most embarassing part of your family?
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby zfubarz » 29 Oct 2009, 23:39

what nothing from you?
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby Kara » 29 Oct 2009, 23:39

Taking my brother into public. He's the most pretentious metalhead in the fucking universe.
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby Fatty_bo_Batty » 29 Oct 2009, 23:40

Sister is a stripper/"escort"
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby Evil Jim » 29 Oct 2009, 23:47

zfubarz wrote:what nothing from you?

Being named Fatty_bo_Batty isn't bad enough?
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby Fatty_bo_Batty » 29 Oct 2009, 23:49

I say again, Evil Jim= Bad ass

and I said something
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby Arius » 29 Oct 2009, 23:49

Yo.
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby CommanderKeen » 29 Oct 2009, 23:53

We're so Normal! That's really the best way to put it. It's not that it's fucked up, it's just the other way around. Really the oddest thing about the family is three generations of Scouting/Guiding.
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby Fatty_bo_Batty » 29 Oct 2009, 23:56

CommanderKeen wrote:We're so Normal! That's really the best way to put it. It's not that it's fucked up, it's just the other way around. Really the oddest thing about the family is three generations of Scouting/Guiding.


there you go.
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby CommanderKeen » 30 Oct 2009, 00:02

But that's not a fucked up aspect of life. Not really. Given the popularity of Scouting around the world, which totals in the billions, BTW.
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby Fatty_bo_Batty » 30 Oct 2009, 00:05

Ok. I was a scout
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby masamune » 30 Oct 2009, 00:31

my sister is nearly 30 and has the mind of a 13 year old, if that counts. not in the disability way, she's just fucking weird.
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby Fatty_bo_Batty » 30 Oct 2009, 00:32

Me too! High Five!
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby Cake » 30 Oct 2009, 00:38

The males in my family tend to hate the generation before them. My brother won't talk to my dad (I didn't for awhile). My dad won't talk to my grandpa (his father).
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby TCS Concordia » 30 Oct 2009, 04:15

Too many things to list, more than enought to make we wish I had joined the Navy
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby Dr. Atrocity » 30 Oct 2009, 04:36

My dad dresses as a wizard and has a room full of human body parts.

(He's a pathologist, not a serial killer. Just thought I should clear that up.)
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby korri » 30 Oct 2009, 06:03

My family is just ... special...

Theres just some weird trends like my grandfather, father and brother all play trumpet and then my sister goes and marries a trumpet player. You think she would have learned.
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby Master Gunner » 30 Oct 2009, 06:05

My father was previously married and had two kids that are now in their 30's. My brothers and I found out about this a few months ago. After one of my brother's found one of our half-brother's on Facebook.


On the other side of the family, I've had uncles/great^x grandparents divorce their brothers, cancel their weddings to avoid their brothers attending, and kicked out of a church for dueling.

Really my family just shares a great animosity towards each other. Oh, and you know all those stories where rural families have blood feuds with each other that are ended by marriage? Yeah, my family has being engaged in a blood feud for the last couple hundred years because of a marriage.
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby Machalllewis » 30 Oct 2009, 06:05

Umm my Mum and Dad split up when I was a kid so I cant really talk that much about families as a whole.

However I do have an ex-step sister brother. I think thats kind of unusual.
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby TomBrend » 30 Oct 2009, 06:10

Master Gunner wrote:My father was previously married and had two kids that are now in their 30's. My brothers and I found out about this a few months ago. After one of my brother's found one of our half-brother's on Facebook.


On the other side of the family, I've had uncles/great^x grandparents divorce their brothers, cancel their weddings to avoid their brothers attending, and kicked out of a church for dueling.

Really my family just shares a great animosity towards each other. Oh, and you know all those stories where rural families have blood feuds with each other that are ended by marriage? Yeah, my family has being engaged in a blood feud for the last couple hundred years because of a marriage.


Master Gunner wrote:kicked out of a church for dueling.


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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 30 Oct 2009, 06:14

masamune wrote:my sister is nearly 30 and has the mind of a 13 year old, if that counts. not in the disability way, she's just fucking weird.


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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby TomBrend » 30 Oct 2009, 06:17

I'm going to assume his sister didn't magically become 30 when she was 13.
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby Vigafre » 30 Oct 2009, 06:53

My older brother's old enough to be my dad. Same can be said with my older sister (but mom instead).

But they are half-siblings, so...
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby Annchan » 30 Oct 2009, 06:54

OMG I could not go into it in one blog post.
I also thought my husbands family was more sane than mine when I met them and I now know there are many levels of fucked up-osity.
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Re: Most F'd up aspect of your family

Postby Emperor Gum » 30 Oct 2009, 07:08

I married my sister...kidding! She's my second cousin.
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