The New Relationship Thread

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The New Relationship Thread

Postby Gordon Fearman » 02 Nov 2009, 19:59

Yeah, the other thread is probably scaring any newcomers.

Also Arius said to do it and I don't disobey anyone who I've apparently turned into the Chuck Norris of sex so...

Basically, summarise your problems from the previous thread. My problem is loving you all too much.
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby Master Gunner » 02 Nov 2009, 20:01

My problem is I have no idea how to engage in conversation. Gender is largely irrelevant, I am simply incapable of speech unless I am engaged in an argument.
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby Lavos » 02 Nov 2009, 20:02

Then use that shiz to flirt
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby Gordon Fearman » 02 Nov 2009, 20:05

Does this drink taste like Rohypnol to you?
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby the amativeness » 02 Nov 2009, 20:08

Gordon Fearman wrote:Does this drink taste like Rohypnol to you?


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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby Arius » 02 Nov 2009, 20:08

Awesome.

My problems:
Insanity.
Strange luck either getting me with a girl or preventing me from.
Indecisiveness over who to chase.
Still longing for an ex, though you beautiful people have been helping to prevent that.
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby Gordon Fearman » 02 Nov 2009, 20:13

the amativeness wrote:
Gordon Fearman wrote:Does this drink taste like Rohypnol to you?


http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/388/i-saw-what-you-did-there

Oddly enough, not based on that video. Quoted from Ryan "Red Mage" Sosa along with the classic pick up line:

My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby TomBrend » 02 Nov 2009, 20:15

This thread sucks, everyone back into the giant thread.
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby Gordon Fearman » 02 Nov 2009, 20:17

Don't listen to him! He's a nazi.
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby TomBrend » 02 Nov 2009, 20:19

That's a bunch of crap. Don't trust Gordon, even his avatar has shifty eyes.
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby Arius » 02 Nov 2009, 20:20

How about this:
The big thread is for people who have managed to follow it.
This one is for those who haven't.
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby TomBrend » 02 Nov 2009, 20:26

Well at the size that thread has reached people can only be expected to read back a couple pages, but it's still reasonable for people to post in it. It's the internet, not a book :)
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby Gordon Fearman » 02 Nov 2009, 20:35

TomBrend wrote:I am a member of the Nazi party.

See!?
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby TomBrend » 02 Nov 2009, 21:00

That's actually not cool... considering the probability that that post will show up in google searches now.
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby Cade Antilles » 02 Nov 2009, 21:16

I seriously doubt "TomBrend" and "nazi" are going to have a high probability of being typed into the same search query. Unless, of course, you've done anything to warrant such searches.
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby TomBrend » 02 Nov 2009, 21:30

Fake quotes are still a dick move.
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby Gordon Fearman » 02 Nov 2009, 21:33

Fine.

TomBrend wrote:...I...a...m...a...m...e...m...b...e...r...o...f...t...h...e...N...a...z...i...p...a...r...t...y....

You said this. Happy?
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby Cade Antilles » 02 Nov 2009, 21:37

TomBrend wrote:Fake quotes are still a dick move.

Wasn't going to argue that point.
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby King Kool » 02 Nov 2009, 21:40

TomBrend wrote:Fake quotes are still a dick move.


...God, do I wanna mess with that quote so much.
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby Brad » 03 Nov 2009, 00:41

The Chuck Norris of sex?

And now I'm thinking of roundhouse kicks as a date rape drug.
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby Kara » 03 Nov 2009, 00:44

Brad wrote:
And now I'm thinking of roundhouse kicks as a date rape drug.


lolololololololololololololololol

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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby Arius » 03 Nov 2009, 00:47

Brad wrote:The Chuck Norris of sex?

And now I'm thinking of roundhouse kicks as a date rape drug.

Oh, well why don't you give away all of my secrets?
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby Allen! » 03 Nov 2009, 01:54

Well, since this thread is much smaller, I can rejoin it.
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby Kara » 03 Nov 2009, 01:58

When the other thread got too popular I guess Allen was like, "GOD, I hate it when threads get popular. They lose all their artistic integrity."
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Re: The New Relationship Thread

Postby Allen! » 03 Nov 2009, 02:08

Honestly, that is totally it. "I liked this thread when nobody was posting in it".
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