The Bear; the natural predator of militant rebels

[Smeghead]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8339549.stm

So, a few militant rebels on the Indian side of Kashmir sought refuge in a cave, only to notice (too late) that it was a bear's den.
The bear attacked them and killed 2 rebel leaders, and the rest fled with some injuries. What happened to the bera afterwards is unknown.

So, has the Indian goverment has hired a Beartrainer/Assassin (I would hire him) to take care of a little problem? Also, the fact that the men were armed and still had to flee makes me wonder if it wasn't some sort of cyborg bear or something (Kathleen is gona love that)

[goat]

This makes me wonder... if we're staunchly anti-bear, have the terrorists won?

[Highlander]

no both the bear and terrorist are our enemy.

if they choose to in fight so much the better for us

[Vigafre]

Unless it ends up like AVP.

[Cheeseonfire]

no both the bear and terrorist are our enemy.

if they choose to in fight so much the better for us

But the enemy of my enemy is my friend but my friend's enemy is my enemy so the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy but the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

[Niveus Leo]

I am worried about the bears learning from the terrorists and adopting there tactics. This could become a huge problem because they don't even need weapons to hijack things. This could be a problem but for the time being I am glad they are going after militants.

[Highlander]

predator drones anyone

[Arius]

Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise

Three years ago, residents of Mandora village near the southern town of Tral, beat a black bear to death which had strayed into the village.

Those are some of the pussiest militants ever. The villagers melee'd a bear to death. The militants had assault rifles and lost two guys with a third wounded.

[Highlander]

this is brilliant we can win easily

[Cade Antilles]

That bear should get a medal.

[Highlander]

or two and a half

[Niveus Leo]

Yeah on second thought if there tactics consist of running away and hiding the bears are more then welcome to learn those tactics.

[Smeghead]

Maybe it's all a part of the bear's plan. They try to gain the trust of the west by killing off the people the west considders terrorists so that we'll dropp our guard. And befor you know it; bam! They've taken over our nuclear stockpiles

[Highlander]

nuke Afghanistan

[Niveus Leo]

Smeghead is right but as long as we realize this we can use it to our advantage. Also we can then use it to lure them into a trap when there usefulness runs out.

[Vash2nddonuts]

Maybe the bears from the cave were of this variety...

[Niveus Leo]

Like the Motivational Poster says were pretty much fucked. Furthermore, that guy has a sword AND a PPSH submachine gun there not even willing to fight a little fair bastards.

[empath]

Obviously, these Indian rebels don't know the ultimate method of resolving bear-related conflict:

[Highlander]

Maybe the bears from the cave were of this variety...

wolf cavalry that'll sort em

[Niveus Leo]

Maybe the bears from the cave were of this variety...

wolf cavalry that'll sort em

I don't think you are quite understanding this right, these are bears AND Russians AND swords AND SMGs AND AKs. WE ARE FUCKED!

[Machalllewis]

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/10/23/russia.skating.bear.death/index.html

Anyone who listens to SModcast should be familiar with this one but otherwise ....

Who does this kind of thing to BEARS!

THEY'RE BEARS!! DON'T FUCK WITH 'EM AND YOU MIGHT NOT GET MAULED!

[empath]

Maybe the bears from the cave were of this variety...

wolf cavalry that'll sort em

I don't think you are quite understanding this right, these are bears AND Russians AND swords AND SMGs AND AKs. WE ARE FUCKED!

...my guess he's got a batch of chocolate chip cookies in the oven...

[Niveus Leo]

Whats HE going to do talk them to death, although I wouldn't doubt it if he could.

[Highlander]

he'll get a random prize for it
that's what he'll do
HE GOT IT FOR NOT BEING GEORGE

[Niveus Leo]

Good point but he will get it before engaging the bears at all.