Think of your favorite thing in the world

[Nevrmore]

And then shut the fuck up because this is now it:

The Turbaconducken! (link)

[Vash2nddonuts]

I want one NOW!!! *foams at the mouth*

[elvor]

...there's a website called bacontoday.com?

[Caitiri]

It looks like something they would make on Man Cooking. Deliciously Unhealthy.

[Cheeseonfire]

Am I the only meat-eater in the world who doesn't like bacon?
I feel so alone.

[Arius]

Am I the only meat-eater in the world who doesn't like bacon?
I feel so alone.

There is no bad food. Only bad people.

[goat]

I'm sorry, that thing looks like a headcrab...

...which only makes it more awesome.

[Arius]

This lead me to discover the whole stuffed camel.

20 medium chickens are stuffed with hard boiled eggs and rice.
A large lamb is stuffed with the 20 medium chickens.
A medium camel is stuffed with the large lamb and more rice.

Next Man Cooking: Bacon Wrapped Whole Stuffed Camel.

[Cake]

Am I the only meat-eater in the world who doesn't like bacon?
I feel so alone.

No you aren't. I don't really like any type of pork.

[Vash2nddonuts]

Am I the only meat-eater in the world who doesn't like bacon?
I feel so alone.

No you aren't. I don't really like any type of pork.

SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS....SSHHHUUUUNNNNN...

[Darkobra]

And yet, I'm vegetarian.

People always get so fascinated by that. "REALLY?! YOU?! But you're sarcastic, sick, evil and twisted!" Absolutely nobody believes me when I say I'm vegetarian.

[Gordon Fearman]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! IT'S THE MOST HORRIBLE THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!

[infiniteguest]

It doesn't surprise me in the least that these people, who are using a bunch of marginal corn-fed poultry and garbage bacon, somehow have deluded themselves into thinking that this recipe doesn't need seasoning.

[infinite_guest]

I'm honestly not a fan of turkey, but I am very, very happy that there's a site called BaconToday.

[Mister Fiend]

The should've deep fried it. Turkey wrapped in bacon then deep fried is the highlight of secret thanksgiving.

Turkey=gross, turkey+bacon=WIN!

And turduckens should really be deboned first.

[Cade Antilles]

One more thing to add to the List of Things Cade Finds Hilaristurbing.

[King Kool]

MAN COOKING????

[tamaness]

And turduckens should really be deboned first.

This.

If you debone it, then you can get a slice of all of the layers together. Awesome-sauce.

...though I will have to try bacon-wrapping a turkey breast or leg. That sounds delicious.

**random musing** Am I the only person who thinks that dark meat has better flavor than white meat?

[Vigafre]

The should've deep fried it. Turkey wrapped in bacon then deep fried is the highlight of secret thanksgiving.

Turkey=gross, turkey+bacon=WIN!

And turduckens should really be deboned first.

Deep fried is the only way to make good turkey.

[Mister Fiend]

Dark meat is the only true flavor of poultry. and duck is ALL dark meat.

[Arius]

I still want my egg-stuffed chicken-stuffed lamb-stuffed bacon-wrapped camel. But where do you get a camel for cooking?

[tamaness]

But where do you get a camel for cooking?

Jordan?

[Mister Fiend]

Nah, that guy has a terrible selection of camel. For quality, go to Chad.

[tamaness]

What about Georgia?

[Machalllewis]

Wow, so I guess humanity can end now that such a demonic thing has been created. Whether its a Game Over screen or a Congratulation screen that comes after is subject to debate.

Also I aint a huge fan of bacon either.