Your Epitaph
Re: Your Epitaph
Its worth a shot
or
What dragon?
or
here lies the red shirt
he shouldnt have beamed down with spock and kirk
or
What dragon?
or
here lies the red shirt
he shouldnt have beamed down with spock and kirk
EJ wrote:Lyinginbedmon, I'm looking forward to when Paul or Graham reset your & Elomin's post count back to zero. If you keep it up it's bound to happen =p
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Buksvager!
Re: Your Epitaph
0x0000007B INACCESSIBLE_BOOT_DEVICE
Matt wrote:Lorithad, you should be ashamed of yourself. You are bad, and you should feel bad.
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To take Lorithad's one further: A complete word for word recreation of a blue screen of death.
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Here lies Thomas Charles Allen.
Al least here lies all that they were able to find of Thomas Charles Allen after the mob dispursed ending the nightmare that had plagued the town for so long.
Al least here lies all that they were able to find of Thomas Charles Allen after the mob dispursed ending the nightmare that had plagued the town for so long.
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Absurd epitaph's inspired by spam:
"Would you like to enlarge your Penis? Don't try it."
"Now that you've read this, you are cursed and unless you make sure that within 50-100 years this message is written on your gravestone and on the gravestones of 10 other people then you will die. This is NO joke! This is NOT fake! It happened to me! I only got to 8 other people and I'm buried!"
"I was a Nigerian prince, and it has come that my father and every one of my line has been killed. However my accountants have managed to secure our finances of $24 million US dollars in a Swiss bank account. All we need is your checking account number and we can send the funds to you immediately. I won't let the bastards who did this to me and my family get our money too. Please give us your account number so we can send you this sum."
"Are YOU satisfied with your long distance service?"
"Would you like to enlarge your Penis? Don't try it."
"Now that you've read this, you are cursed and unless you make sure that within 50-100 years this message is written on your gravestone and on the gravestones of 10 other people then you will die. This is NO joke! This is NOT fake! It happened to me! I only got to 8 other people and I'm buried!"
"I was a Nigerian prince, and it has come that my father and every one of my line has been killed. However my accountants have managed to secure our finances of $24 million US dollars in a Swiss bank account. All we need is your checking account number and we can send the funds to you immediately. I won't let the bastards who did this to me and my family get our money too. Please give us your account number so we can send you this sum."
"Are YOU satisfied with your long distance service?"
My train of thought is more like a roller coaster that has loop de loops and no safety bars.
I don't know if I'm tall enough to ride.
I don't know if I'm tall enough to ride.
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"I'm useful!"
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
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WITH MY PENIS!!
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Re: Your Epitaph
Last edited by Evil Jim on 24 Nov 2009, 16:56, edited 1 time in total.
Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!
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ya mean like this?
Yaxley wrote:I think life occasionally needs someone to ask "Okay, seriously guys. What the hell is going on?"
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"If you're reading this, I'm dead. Duh!"
"I'll see you next Friday."
"I'll see you next Friday."
Please don't stop.
It's lonely at the top.
Why doesn't asking questions help Africa? Ah crap...
It's lonely at the top.
Why doesn't asking questions help Africa? Ah crap...
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Re: Your Epitaph
"Rez, plz."
Or, "I told you Phoenix Downs don't work in cutscenes."
Or, "And you called it Hypochondria."
Or, "I told you Phoenix Downs don't work in cutscenes."
Or, "And you called it Hypochondria."
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"He caught a bullet with his teeth...
Once."
Once."
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
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"I'm dead. Now why won't you LEAVE ME ALONE?!?
I will never lie to you; I will never trick you; you will say yes to me.
My friend and I are making a let's play. It's similar to the GPLP but not as good. http://www.youtube.com/user/TheLPTheater?feature=mhee
My friend and I are making a let's play. It's similar to the GPLP but not as good. http://www.youtube.com/user/TheLPTheater?feature=mhee
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How about this for current events
"LoadingReadyRun: 2003 - 2009
Twas absorbed by The Escapist."
Ohhhh LRRy Boy, the noobs, the noobs are annoying. Forum to forum and down the tubes they roam.
Edit: Only jokin' . Still cautiously optimistic.
"LoadingReadyRun: 2003 - 2009
Twas absorbed by The Escapist."
Ohhhh LRRy Boy, the noobs, the noobs are annoying. Forum to forum and down the tubes they roam.
Edit: Only jokin' . Still cautiously optimistic.
Nothing to see here.
Re: Your Epitaph
Like I said in the other thread, I think LRR is taking over The Escapist, not the other way around.
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
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"Not Dead Yet, Look Behind You."
Time flies when I launch grandfather clocks from my trebuchet.
my personal site
and now, here's a link to new animated film, broken_test_zero's blog, and here'sa link to our facebook page.Arius wrote:Epocalypse? More like Epicalypse, amirite? -Arius
my personal site
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"ghovo. Yeah, screw you"
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"My only regret was not taking the time to appreciate the people I loved.
Oh yeah, and dying."
Oh yeah, and dying."
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VanHelsing23 wrote:Jeez, he was here just a second ago.
That's what George Carlin wanted.
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Here lies a fresh can of human meat, best used before (2 weeks from day of death).
Come to think of it, I should turn that into a fake tombstone and put it in some random spot at a grave yard.
Come to think of it, I should turn that into a fake tombstone and put it in some random spot at a grave yard.
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"Batman was here."
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