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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby gcninja » 20 Nov 2009, 16:02

Its worth a shot
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What dragon?
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Lorithad » 20 Nov 2009, 16:13

0x0000007B INACCESSIBLE_BOOT_DEVICE
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby InsaneFool » 21 Nov 2009, 09:07

To take Lorithad's one further: A complete word for word recreation of a blue screen of death.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Theremin » 21 Nov 2009, 09:38

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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby TCS Concordia » 21 Nov 2009, 12:28

Here lies Thomas Charles Allen.

Al least here lies all that they were able to find of Thomas Charles Allen after the mob dispursed ending the nightmare that had plagued the town for so long.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Unclever title » 21 Nov 2009, 18:24

Absurd epitaph's inspired by spam:

"Would you like to enlarge your Penis? Don't try it."

"Now that you've read this, you are cursed and unless you make sure that within 50-100 years this message is written on your gravestone and on the gravestones of 10 other people then you will die. This is NO joke! This is NOT fake! It happened to me! I only got to 8 other people and I'm buried!"

"I was a Nigerian prince, and it has come that my father and every one of my line has been killed. However my accountants have managed to secure our finances of $24 million US dollars in a Swiss bank account. All we need is your checking account number and we can send the funds to you immediately. I won't let the bastards who did this to me and my family get our money too. Please give us your account number so we can send you this sum."

"Are YOU satisfied with your long distance service?"
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Arius » 22 Nov 2009, 01:09

"I'm useful!"
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Gordon Fearman » 22 Nov 2009, 10:10

WITH MY PENIS!!
"When I feel my friends have been conspiring against me, I break into their bedrooms and I write in their diaries."

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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Evil Jim » 23 Nov 2009, 02:27

I'm surprised y'all aren't using something like this for this thread.

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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 23 Nov 2009, 02:35

ya mean like this?
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Vilun » 24 Nov 2009, 15:11

"If you're reading this, I'm dead. Duh!"

"I'll see you next Friday."
Please don't stop.
It's lonely at the top.

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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby badgersprite » 24 Nov 2009, 19:24

"Rez, plz."

Or, "I told you Phoenix Downs don't work in cutscenes."

Or, "And you called it Hypochondria."
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Arius » 24 Nov 2009, 21:02

"He caught a bullet with his teeth...
Once."
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Phelan » 25 Nov 2009, 02:50

"I'm dead. Now why won't you LEAVE ME ALONE?!?
I will never lie to you; I will never trick you; you will say yes to me.

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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Machalllewis » 25 Nov 2009, 02:53

How about this for current events

"LoadingReadyRun: 2003 - 2009

Twas absorbed by The Escapist."

Ohhhh LRRy Boy, the noobs, the noobs are annoying. Forum to forum and down the tubes they roam.

Edit: Only jokin' . Still cautiously optimistic.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Arius » 25 Nov 2009, 02:55

Like I said in the other thread, I think LRR is taking over The Escapist, not the other way around.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby epocalypse » 26 Nov 2009, 20:03

"Not Dead Yet, Look Behind You."
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Longshot » 27 Nov 2009, 00:09

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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby GHOVO » 27 Nov 2009, 02:16

"ghovo. Yeah, screw you"
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby tamaness » 27 Nov 2009, 02:35

Stay a while and listen!
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby CtMolloy » 27 Nov 2009, 02:52

"he's not dead, he's just restin'"
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Gordon Fearman » 29 Nov 2009, 23:27

"My only regret was not taking the time to appreciate the people I loved.

Oh yeah, and dying."
"When I feel my friends have been conspiring against me, I break into their bedrooms and I write in their diaries."

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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Father Time » 29 Nov 2009, 23:32

VanHelsing23 wrote:Jeez, he was here just a second ago.


That's what George Carlin wanted.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Father Time » 29 Nov 2009, 23:34

Here lies a fresh can of human meat, best used before (2 weeks from day of death).

Come to think of it, I should turn that into a fake tombstone and put it in some random spot at a grave yard.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Gordon Fearman » 29 Nov 2009, 23:34

"Batman was here."
"When I feel my friends have been conspiring against me, I break into their bedrooms and I write in their diaries."

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