Your Epitaph

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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby VanHelsing23 » 29 Nov 2009, 23:38

Father Time wrote:
VanHelsing23 wrote:Jeez, he was here just a second ago.


That's what George Carlin wanted.


I know. I should have quoted him.

George Carlin wrote:Jeez, he was here just a second ago.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Arius » 29 Nov 2009, 23:42

"Here lies Father Time,
Argued without reason or rhyme.
He took the piss from all he met,
But there's a lot of people on the internet."
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Father Time » 29 Nov 2009, 23:48

Arius wrote:"Here lies Father Time,
Argued without reason or rhyme.
He took the piss from all he met,
But there's a lot of people on the internet."


I'd like to do a reply but I don't know how to pronounce your name. Help me out.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Genghis Ares » 29 Nov 2009, 23:50

Too bad you're not a Runner yet.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Arius » 30 Nov 2009, 00:03

Father Time wrote:
Arius wrote:"Here lies Father Time,
Argued without reason or rhyme.
He took the piss from all he met,
But there's a lot of people on the internet."


I'd like to do a reply but I don't know how to pronounce your name. Help me out.

I'll do it for you.

"Arius lies under this stone,
Nothing existed that he wouldn't bone.
We all thought he'd die of disease,
But, alas, he died trying to hump bees."
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Father Time » 30 Nov 2009, 00:05

Arius wrote:
Father Time wrote:
Arius wrote:"Here lies Father Time,
Argued without reason or rhyme.
He took the piss from all he met,
But there's a lot of people on the internet."


I'd like to do a reply but I don't know how to pronounce your name. Help me out.

I'll do it for you.

"Arius lies under this stone,
Nothing existed that he wouldn't bone.
We all thought he'd die of disease,
But, alas, he died trying to hump bees."


I have a different one in mind (or half of one) but I need to make sure I know how to pronounce your name.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Father Time » 30 Nov 2009, 00:10

Perhaps for an epitaph you could just spray paint on the ground nearby
"so-and-so was here"

Others could be

"Do not disturb"

"Free organic compost samples"

"His friends all jumped off a cliff too"
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Ergo » 30 Nov 2009, 03:02

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Lorithad wrote:My leading favorite: "I told you I was sick."

Also my favourite. Spike Milligan was a genius.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby easterberry » 30 Nov 2009, 07:12

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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Perianth St. Claire » 30 Nov 2009, 07:56

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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby GHOVO » 30 Nov 2009, 08:22

Here Lies
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You call those Flowers?!
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Perianth St. Claire » 30 Nov 2009, 09:21

visit me, or i'll GET YOU.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Dark the Reaper » 30 Nov 2009, 09:53

mine would say:

"IF YOU ARE READING THIS
ROBO-LINCOLN HAS WON!
YOU HAVE TWO DAYS"

and yes a Ultimatum IS necessary
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Mister Fiend » 30 Nov 2009, 10:26

So it turns out Flammable and Inflammable mean pretty much the same thing.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby 2stepz » 30 Nov 2009, 14:23

She predicted death by chocolate... but she never saw the hershey truck coming.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Metcarfre » 30 Nov 2009, 15:07

Just watched Platoon;

"Buried upside-down so the world can KISS MY ASS!"
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Guildenstern » 30 Nov 2009, 15:19

I actually won a bet with my friend, the result of which means I get to write his obituary in the paper.

Current leaders in my mind are:

"He was a dude. Now he's dead"

"I told you that was a terrible plan"

Or perhaps just
"So Long and Thanks for all the fish"

Another thing, a series of events once culminated in my being launched into the sea in a superman costume via trebuchet (this is actually a thing that happened). I said that if anything went remarkably wrong, I'd want to be buried in the superman costume. Just as a lesson for all who would follow me.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Jaredin » 30 Nov 2009, 15:37

I came...
I saw...
I Meh'd

OR

There are 2 things certain in life. Death...and muffins!
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Arius » 30 Nov 2009, 18:16

"Why the hell are you walking around a graveyard reading tombstones?"
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Bananafish » 30 Nov 2009, 18:23

"DONT LOOK BEHIND YOU!"

Then behind him I'll have another tombstone that says

"Haha, made you look."
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Shandi » 30 Nov 2009, 19:05

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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Dubious_wolf » 30 Nov 2009, 19:18

Oi! You are standing on me 'ead!!!
Oh yeah it will be great. Cause I'm getting fired to a crisp. Thus my ashes won't have a proper "head" but it would be hilarious to see the reactions.
EDIT: Wait wait I got a better one.

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he didn't press X
^( " )^
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Mister Fiend » 30 Nov 2009, 21:52

Coach told me to walk it off.
Guess that doesn't work on radiation poisoning...
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Arius » 30 Nov 2009, 22:02

Falcor!
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby epocalypse » 30 Nov 2009, 22:36

some good/evil ones (though not attached to anyone in particular):

"Chose Heroin"

"240th Trimester Abortion"

"If people tell me once more about Oscar Wilde's fucking drapes, I swear to God that I'll choke on my own tongue"



And one more for me:

"The reports of my death were, despite tradition, highly accurate."
Time flies when I launch grandfather clocks from my trebuchet.
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