Your Epitaph

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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Vaughn » 30 Nov 2009, 23:01

"It was YOUR fault."
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Machalllewis » 01 Dec 2009, 01:11

"No seriously, REALLY don't try that at home"
Nothing to see here.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby the amativeness » 01 Dec 2009, 15:26

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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Perianth St. Claire » 01 Dec 2009, 15:28

and i would've gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby 2stepz » 01 Dec 2009, 15:51

So... that thing you always wanted to tell me, but never did? Why are you bringing it up now? This headstone isn't an answering machine.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby PenninInk » 01 Dec 2009, 22:03

"Don't fear the reaper
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Unless you suck at Connect Four"

Or

"Waffles are better than pancakes

There. Now it's written in stone!"
"Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them."

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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Arius » 01 Dec 2009, 22:06

"There once was a man from Nantucket.
But, sadly, I never found out what was so special about him."
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Dark the Reaper » 01 Dec 2009, 23:58

"Attention: no open brains
please don't feed the pre-zombified"
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Machalllewis » 02 Dec 2009, 00:53

"I wasn't cremated, I'm totally coming back as a skeleton warrior or some shit. Its gonna be really funny."
Nothing to see here.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Katie » 02 Dec 2009, 03:19

"If you hear the little bell ringing, for God's sake get a shovel."
It's just various people talking and sometimes they do things in brackets
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby iwashere33 » 02 Dec 2009, 03:41

(the obvious) i was here

(the vengeful) i know it was you

(the poetic)
i was here
and now i'm not
forever more
left to rot

(the funny) "he looks harmless..."

(the justice) if it's mean to be illegal they why can i still do it?

(the pop-quote) i didn't say you couldn't, i said you shouldn't

(the reversal) you were all merely my dream, and now you are all forgotten by me, thus it is you who has died.

(the helpful) it's all hidden under my bed

(the rental) either dig me up and return the suit or cancel the credit card.

(the opinionated) i know i was right which means i can't be dead.

(the optimist) now i can get some sleep

(the pessimist) but i was only half-way through!


yes i have bad speeling.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 02 Dec 2009, 04:06

Funnily enough, the only spelling mistake you made was "speeling". :D
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Dark the Reaper » 02 Dec 2009, 09:49

"BRB"
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby DicyDax » 02 Dec 2009, 11:12

Confusion.
HURR DURR!
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Master Gunner » 02 Dec 2009, 11:18

Blatantly stealing from the above:

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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Machalllewis » 02 Dec 2009, 11:21

Blatantly stealing MG's blatant stealing

"WTF?!"
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Evil Jim » 02 Dec 2009, 11:31

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Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Genghis Ares » 02 Dec 2009, 12:53

OMGWTFBBQ!?!
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Arius » 02 Dec 2009, 14:52

Genghis Ares wrote:OMGWTFBBQ!?!

I have an apron with that on it.

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"Buried with ten gold bullion."

Then a note inside the coffin will say:

"Fooooooled youuuuuuu. It's buried with the guy to the left."
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Gordon Fearman » 02 Dec 2009, 15:04

"There once was a man named Gordon Fearman, who was king of the [space] pirates. before he was hung from the gallows, these were the words he said: 'My treasure is yours for the taking, I have left everything I own in One Piece"' Since then, pirates from all over the world have sailed the Grand [space] Line in search of One Piece, the treasure that will make their [space] dreams come true."
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby PenninInk » 02 Dec 2009, 17:41

"You Are Here"
"Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them."

-Terry Pratchett
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Perianth St. Claire » 03 Dec 2009, 10:03

i'll be seeing you REAL soon...
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Checky_Girl » 03 Dec 2009, 10:23

I'd have two opposite each other, one saying 'I'm behind you' and the other 'Made you look'.
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Elomin Sha » 03 Dec 2009, 10:26

"Was Caught In One of Jer's Surprise Rounds."
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Re: Your Epitaph

Postby Bartley Butsford » 03 Dec 2009, 11:24

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