Your Epitaph
- Machalllewis
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Re: Your Epitaph
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- Perianth St. Claire
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Re: Your Epitaph
and i would've gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.
Это курам на смех!
Re: Your Epitaph
So... that thing you always wanted to tell me, but never did? Why are you bringing it up now? This headstone isn't an answering machine.
- PenninInk
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Re: Your Epitaph
"Don't fear the reaper
...
Unless you suck at Connect Four"
Or
"Waffles are better than pancakes
There. Now it's written in stone!"
...
Unless you suck at Connect Four"
Or
"Waffles are better than pancakes
There. Now it's written in stone!"
"Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them."
-Terry Pratchett
-Terry Pratchett
Re: Your Epitaph
"There once was a man from Nantucket.
But, sadly, I never found out what was so special about him."
But, sadly, I never found out what was so special about him."
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
- Dark the Reaper
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Re: Your Epitaph
"Attention: no open brains
please don't feed the pre-zombified"
please don't feed the pre-zombified"
- Machalllewis
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Re: Your Epitaph
"I wasn't cremated, I'm totally coming back as a skeleton warrior or some shit. Its gonna be really funny."
Nothing to see here.
- Katie
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Re: Your Epitaph
"If you hear the little bell ringing, for God's sake get a shovel."
It's just various people talking and sometimes they do things in brackets
- iwashere33
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Re: Your Epitaph
(the obvious) i was here
(the vengeful) i know it was you
(the poetic)
i was here
and now i'm not
forever more
left to rot
(the funny) "he looks harmless..."
(the justice) if it's mean to be illegal they why can i still do it?
(the pop-quote) i didn't say you couldn't, i said you shouldn't
(the reversal) you were all merely my dream, and now you are all forgotten by me, thus it is you who has died.
(the helpful) it's all hidden under my bed
(the rental) either dig me up and return the suit or cancel the credit card.
(the opinionated) i know i was right which means i can't be dead.
(the optimist) now i can get some sleep
(the pessimist) but i was only half-way through!
yes i have bad speeling.
(the vengeful) i know it was you
(the poetic)
i was here
and now i'm not
forever more
left to rot
(the funny) "he looks harmless..."
(the justice) if it's mean to be illegal they why can i still do it?
(the pop-quote) i didn't say you couldn't, i said you shouldn't
(the reversal) you were all merely my dream, and now you are all forgotten by me, thus it is you who has died.
(the helpful) it's all hidden under my bed
(the rental) either dig me up and return the suit or cancel the credit card.
(the opinionated) i know i was right which means i can't be dead.
(the optimist) now i can get some sleep
(the pessimist) but i was only half-way through!
yes i have bad speeling.
Ian McKellen, now!
- ThrashJazzAssassin
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Re: Your Epitaph
Funnily enough, the only spelling mistake you made was "speeling".
- Dark the Reaper
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Re: Your Epitaph
"BRB"
- Master Gunner
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Re: Your Epitaph
Blatantly stealing from the above:
"AFK"
"AFK"
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- Machalllewis
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Re: Your Epitaph
Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!
- Genghis Ares
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Re: Your Epitaph
OMGWTFBBQ!?!
Re: Your Epitaph
Genghis Ares wrote:OMGWTFBBQ!?!
I have an apron with that on it.
---
"Buried with ten gold bullion."
Then a note inside the coffin will say:
"Fooooooled youuuuuuu. It's buried with the guy to the left."
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
- Gordon Fearman
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Re: Your Epitaph
"There once was a man named Gordon Fearman, who was king of the [space] pirates. before he was hung from the gallows, these were the words he said: 'My treasure is yours for the taking, I have left everything I own in One Piece"' Since then, pirates from all over the world have sailed the Grand [space] Line in search of One Piece, the treasure that will make their [space] dreams come true."
- PenninInk
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Re: Your Epitaph
"You Are Here"
"Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them."
-Terry Pratchett
-Terry Pratchett
- Perianth St. Claire
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Re: Your Epitaph
I'd have two opposite each other, one saying 'I'm behind you' and the other 'Made you look'.
- Elomin Sha
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Re: Your Epitaph
"Was Caught In One of Jer's Surprise Rounds."
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