Your Epitaph

[InsaneFool]

"Insert Coin to Continue"

[Nevrmore]

A list of all the people I hated but never got to tell/kill.

[Unlucky]

I tried. I really, really tried.

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

Here lies _______ ______ _____
Best Before __/__/__

"Well, this sucks."

Or possibly just one word:

MELLIFLUOUSLY

Because it sounds nice, and will provide a talking point for visitors.

[2stepz]

I said "Hey ya'll, watch this"... Should have said "Hey ya'll, call 911."

OR

</breath>

OR

Every has to die of something. I chose death by chocolate.



I'm voting for the latter.

[aurora.melody2]

Mine would be something like:
"This space intentionally left blank."

[Alja-Markir]

"Greetings archaeologist. This artifact is not nearly as striking as you think it is. It's a piece of rock carved with a textual message. This sort of thing has been done to death. Go study chemical residue in some petrified tupperware or something. That's the neat stuff."

~Alja~

[Master Gunner]

Derp.

[Arius]

"Greetings archaeologist. This artifact is not nearly as striking as you think it is. It's a piece of rock carved with a textual message. This sort of thing has been done to death. Go study chemical residue in some petrified tupperware or something. That's the neat stuff."

~Alja~

And after the stone has been weathered enough:

"Greetings archaeologist. This ####fact is (chunk missing) a ####### carved message ####### death study ######## petrified #######"

Archaeologist A: So, what do you think it means?

Archaeologist B: I believe that it details studies in death done by an ancient civilization.

Archaeologist A: What about the first part?

Archaeologist B: Likely this was placed somewhere that others were forbidden to go, so the people knew that only archaeologists would find it.

[iamafish]

Maybe is this epitaph is funny enough someone will finally love me.

[Arius]

xkcd

Better: "Here lies a fish."

[iamafish]

or

iwasafish

[Theremin]

Here lies Alex.
All through life, he struggled for excellency.
And learned to settle for Adequacy.

[iamafish]

Here lies a good friend
who loves to write poetry
so here's a haiku

[Highlander]

A loving husband and father
a brilliant mind... apart from the idea with the bus and the ferret

[VanHelsing23]

Jeez, he was here just a second ago.

[iamafish]

is stiff, bereft of life,
he rest in piece.

OR

He's dead Dave...

[Mister Fiend]

Never Smoked, Never Drank, Ate Healthy, Exercised Every Day, Still Died.

[Gordon Fearman]

"Never forget the cadaver when you try to fake your own death."

[Kdz]

"I figured I'd be dead far sooner. Still made it to the end, though. Hope I'm not late."

Because I love puns far too much to not do something like that.

[gcninja]

"i told them they couldnt have me lucky charms, it was the only thing keeping me alive"

the Lyrics to "still alive" (portal)

"IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTEEEERRRR!!"

[Mad Madam Mimm]

"See you real soon"
"Her last words sum up her life so perfectly- "What quicksand?" "
"She always said she felt put-upon"

[Perianth St. Claire]

should've believed them when they said "don't try this at home"

[Mister Fiend]

should've believed them when they said "don't try this at home"

Or just

"Tried it at home."

[Gordon Fearman]

should've believed them when they said "don't try this at home"

Or just

"Tried it at home."

Or just

"Home."