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Father Time wrote:

VanHelsing23 wrote:Jeez, he was here just a second ago.

That's what George Carlin wanted.

I know. I should have quoted him.

George Carlin wrote:Jeez, he was here just a second ago.

"Here lies Father Time,
Argued without reason or rhyme.
He took the piss from all he met,
But there's a lot of people on the internet."

Arius wrote:"Here lies Father Time,
Argued without reason or rhyme.
He took the piss from all he met,
But there's a lot of people on the internet."

I'd like to do a reply but I don't know how to pronounce your name. Help me out.

Too bad you're not a Runner yet.

Father Time wrote:

Arius wrote:"Here lies Father Time,
Argued without reason or rhyme.
He took the piss from all he met,
But there's a lot of people on the internet."

I'd like to do a reply but I don't know how to pronounce your name. Help me out.

I'll do it for you.

"Arius lies under this stone,
Nothing existed that he wouldn't bone.
We all thought he'd die of disease,
But, alas, he died trying to hump bees."

Arius wrote:

Father Time wrote:

Arius wrote:"Here lies Father Time,
Argued without reason or rhyme.
He took the piss from all he met,
But there's a lot of people on the internet."

I'd like to do a reply but I don't know how to pronounce your name. Help me out.

I'll do it for you.

"Arius lies under this stone,
Nothing existed that he wouldn't bone.
We all thought he'd die of disease,
But, alas, he died trying to hump bees."

I have a different one in mind (or half of one) but I need to make sure I know how to pronounce your name.

Perhaps for an epitaph you could just spray paint on the ground nearby
"so-and-so was here"

Others could be

"Do not disturb"

"Free organic compost samples"

"His friends all jumped off a cliff too"

Lorithad wrote:My leading favorite: "I told you I was sick."

Also my favourite. Spike Milligan was a genius.

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Here Lies
GHOVO

You call those Flowers?!

visit me, or i'll GET YOU.

mine would say:

"IF YOU ARE READING THIS
ROBO-LINCOLN HAS WON!
YOU HAVE TWO DAYS"

and yes a Ultimatum IS necessary

So it turns out Flammable and Inflammable mean pretty much the same thing.

She predicted death by chocolate... but she never saw the hershey truck coming.

Just watched Platoon;

"Buried upside-down so the world can KISS MY ASS!"

I actually won a bet with my friend, the result of which means I get to write his obituary in the paper.

Current leaders in my mind are:

"He was a dude. Now he's dead"

"I told you that was a terrible plan"

Or perhaps just
"So Long and Thanks for all the fish"

Another thing, a series of events once culminated in my being launched into the sea in a superman costume via trebuchet (this is actually a thing that happened). I said that if anything went remarkably wrong, I'd want to be buried in the superman costume. Just as a lesson for all who would follow me.

I came...
I saw...
I Meh'd

OR

There are 2 things certain in life. Death...and muffins!

"Why the hell are you walking around a graveyard reading tombstones?"

"DONT LOOK BEHIND YOU!"

Then behind him I'll have another tombstone that says

"Haha, made you look."

-30-

Oi! You are standing on me 'ead!!!
Oh yeah it will be great. Cause I'm getting fired to a crisp. Thus my ashes won't have a proper "head" but it would be hilarious to see the reactions.
EDIT: Wait wait I got a better one.

Here lies dubious_wolf
he didn't press X

Coach told me to walk it off.
Guess that doesn't work on radiation poisoning...

Falcor!

some good/evil ones (though not attached to anyone in particular):

"Chose Heroin"

"240th Trimester Abortion"

"If people tell me once more about Oscar Wilde's fucking drapes, I swear to God that I'll choke on my own tongue"


And one more for me:

"The reports of my death were, despite tradition, highly accurate."