...because 25 years ago to date I exploded from my mother's womb like some horrible alien from that movie about the alien...
and because my mom had the foresight to birth me on the day that Desert Bus will start (which balances out the fact that the new vampire-wangst movie also comes out today).
Why You Should All Praise Me...
- Dave-O_Boy
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Merry Womb Exploding Anniversary!
~I'm probably not serious~
Oh and you can just call me Dave.
No need for the whole screen name.
Oh and you can just call me Dave.
No need for the whole screen name.
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Ah! A cesarean birth then? Welcome to the club. [extends slimy hand to shake]
Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!
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Evil Jim wrote:Ah! A cesarean birth then? Welcome to the club. [extends slimy hand to shake]
Indeed! The more the merrier.
My train of thought is more like a roller coaster that has loop de loops and no safety bars.
I don't know if I'm tall enough to ride.
I don't know if I'm tall enough to ride.
Re: Why You Should All Praise Me...
Interesting: In England, Desert Bus starts on the 21st, and that's when my birthday is.
Happy birthday, Jillers. Now you're a quarter-of-a-century old. That's old. O-O-O-O-O-OLD!
I'll only be two-ninths of a century old.
Happy birthday, Jillers. Now you're a quarter-of-a-century old. That's old. O-O-O-O-O-OLD!
I'll only be two-ninths of a century old.
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Grats on ding.
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May we bury you in a coffin made from a hundred-year-old tree, and may we plant that seed after Desert Bus!
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Happy Birthday Jillers.
And happy birfday Fixer!
Your present will be spice pain.
Lawman wrote:Interesting: In England, Desert Bus starts on the 21st, and that's when my birthday is.
Happy birthday, Jillers. Now you're a quarter-of-a-century old. That's old. O-O-O-O-O-OLD!
I'll only be two-ninths of a century old.
And happy birfday Fixer!
Your present will be spice pain.
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Happy birthday, Jillers. Congratulations on the significant accomplishment! : P
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Congratulations on your daring escape from that womb prison!
W00T! Cesarean birth! *high fives*
Evil Jim wrote:Ah! A cesarean birth then? Welcome to the club. [extends slimy hand to shake]
W00T! Cesarean birth! *high fives*
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Welcome to the ranks of the more-insurable, Jillers! In the U.S., at least, 25 is like the age of consent for auto insurance. Rates drop noticeably at 25 and you get out of additional insurance requirements from rental cars. Hooray!
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Happy Birthday!
"May the Force rock you!"
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Just, for the record, I want everyone to know that with my birthday money, my employee discount, and the fact that it was already discounted, I have a muppet. He is awesome.
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pics or if didn't happen.
~I'm probably not serious~
Oh and you can just call me Dave.
No need for the whole screen name.
Oh and you can just call me Dave.
No need for the whole screen name.
- Evil Jim
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You absolutely must show us this new Muppet friend of yours. Where did you get it?
Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!
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