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Re: Blank Do It Blank.

Postby Ergo » 30 Nov 2009, 02:07

Bungee jumpers do it upside-down.
Commandos do it under cover of darkness.
Mathematicians do it with non-Euclidean geometry.
Jedi do it with the force.
Surgeons do it with precision. And anaesthetic.
Church-goers do it in large groups.
Supposedly in 2012 Nibiru will descend and do it to the entire planet.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Arius » 30 Nov 2009, 02:17

Anonymous does it anonymously.
Anonymous does it in masks.
Anonymous does it spontaneously.
Anonymous does it in public.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby VanHelsing23 » 30 Nov 2009, 02:24

Hostage negotiators do it with megaphones.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 30 Nov 2009, 02:28

Adults do it responsibly.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby sdhonda » 30 Nov 2009, 02:32

Benders do it with girders
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby iwashere33 » 30 Nov 2009, 02:50

cows do it standing
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Ottoman » 30 Nov 2009, 03:26

Kung Fu Fighters do it with expert timing.
Demolition workers do it with jackhammers.
And, shamelessly stolen from xkcd. . .
Physicists do it in a frictionless vacuum.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Zed Alpha » 30 Nov 2009, 03:44

LRR Fans do it online.
English people do it...in England.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby tak197 » 30 Nov 2009, 06:10

Wil Wheaton does it.
Meat Loaf does it for love.
Meat Loaf doesn't do THAT.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby korri » 30 Nov 2009, 06:39

Trombone players do it in seven positions
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Machalllewis » 30 Nov 2009, 06:44

Radiotherapists do it from the posterior over a course of 32 days.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby infinite_guest » 30 Nov 2009, 06:56

Biologists do it in vitro.
Pathologists do it under a microscope.
Tennis players do it with balls.
Professional baseball players do it on steroids.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby easterberry » 30 Nov 2009, 06:58

Literalists do it in bed with a member of whichever gender they are physically attracted to
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Machalllewis » 30 Nov 2009, 07:00

Philosophers do it because they are.

@easterberry. That was really funny.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Alterran » 30 Nov 2009, 07:02

Chemists do it in the lab.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby infinite_guest » 30 Nov 2009, 07:17

Neurobiologists do it in the brain.
Writers do it on a keyboard for several hours at a time.
Artists do it any way they damn well please.
Historians do it with things that are hundreds if not thousands of years old.
Morticians do it with dead bodies.
Zoologists do it with animals.
Botanists do it with plants.
Oncologists do it with cancer.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby goat » 30 Nov 2009, 07:20

Writers only do it on paper.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby infinite_guest » 30 Nov 2009, 07:28

Writers do it on a Kindle now-a-days.
Gynecologists, however, only do it with women.
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Re: Blank Do It Blank.

Postby rickgolec » 30 Nov 2009, 07:52

VanHelsing23 wrote:Linguists do it orally.
Linguists do it fluently.
Linguists do it cunningly.
Linguists do it with their tongues.



Oh those cunninglinguists! ,</pun>

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Lawyers do it in their briefs.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby sdhonda » 30 Nov 2009, 08:53

Writers do it with their typewriter
Editors do it with red pens
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Yaxley » 30 Nov 2009, 09:54

English majors do it loquaciously.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Master Gunner » 30 Nov 2009, 09:56

Protons do it positively.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Theremin » 30 Nov 2009, 09:58

Catholics do it guiltily.

Farmers do it sheepishly.

Depressives do it manically.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby sdhonda » 30 Nov 2009, 09:58

Quiters don't do it at all
Vampires do it to the neck
Zombies do it with brains
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Dark the Reaper » 30 Nov 2009, 10:00

Analysts do it logically, in a specific phase sequence, and if disrupted has to start from the beginning

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