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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby sdhonda » 30 Nov 2009, 10:05

The Hypno Toad Does It Whether You Like It Or Not All Hail To The Hypno Toad
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Theremin » 30 Nov 2009, 10:06

Naturists do it naturally.
Cowboys do it bareback.
Grease monkeys tighten their nuts beforehand.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Metcarfre » 30 Nov 2009, 10:08

Chemists do it on the table, periodically.
Microbiologists do it with culture and sensitivity.
Microbiologists do it in triplicate.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby wilson_x1999 » 30 Nov 2009, 10:14

Engineers do it efficiently
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Longshot » 30 Nov 2009, 10:23

Premature ejaculators doAAAARRHHHHH...
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby korri » 30 Nov 2009, 10:23

I remember a few from my swimming days:

Backstrokers do it on their backs
Freestylers do it anyway they want
Butterfliers do it it with two arms
Breaststrokers do it... oh this one is too easy
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Father Time » 30 Nov 2009, 10:24

Jack Thompson was court ordered not to do it anymore.

Uwe Boll does it with bad reviews

Penn and Teller do it on showtime

Coroners do it with dead bodies

Kleptomaniacs do it at every store
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby sdhonda » 30 Nov 2009, 10:25

wilson_x1999 wrote:Engineers do it efficiently


Or with their wrench.

Or sentries.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Father Time » 30 Nov 2009, 10:28

Rapists do it with chloroform

Aristocrats do it to their children, parents, grandparents, dead relatives, pets and strangers.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Theremin » 30 Nov 2009, 10:57

Theatre Students do it dramatically.

Fact Checkers do it thoughroughly.

Narcoleptics do it...zzz
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Dark the Reaper » 30 Nov 2009, 11:03

Hypochondriacs do it then get checked for the cold
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby GHOVO » 30 Nov 2009, 12:39

LRR do it well.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby infinite_guest » 30 Nov 2009, 12:44

LRR do it on the Escapist as of today, I believe.
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Postby Master Gunner » 30 Nov 2009, 12:45

LRR do it on the Escapist as of January 1st, according to Graham.
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Postby GHOVO » 30 Nov 2009, 12:45

The Escapist do it with good taste
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby epocalypse » 30 Nov 2009, 12:47

Film Students Do It In Post.
The Internet does it with a series of tubes.

and, my king of "oh what the hell?!" man one:

children do it with toys.

(I do hate myself a bit for that one)
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Metcarfre » 30 Nov 2009, 12:47

I have so many micro ones!

Microbiologists do it over a flame.
Microbiologists use sterile technique, to prevent contamination or infection.
Scientists do it with lab coats on.
Microbiologists do it with biohazardous material.
Microbiologists do it with lab animals.
Microbiologists do it wearing gloves.
Microbiologists do it with viruses and bacteria.
Microbiologists do it up to Level 4.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Tinasaur » 30 Nov 2009, 12:50

Overthinkers do it. Wait, no they don't. Or maybe they do? I'll have to get back to you on this.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Metcarfre » 30 Nov 2009, 12:51

People with OCD do it. Or do they? Wait... crap. No, I totally did it. Wait, no. Damn it!
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby TomBrend » 30 Nov 2009, 13:04

Electrical Engineers simulate it first.
Mechanical Engineers do it with leverage.
Computer Engineers do it digitally.

THE FOURIER JOKES:
Computer Engineers are either in or out.
Electrical Engineers use a square wave and a lowpass filter to approximate a sine wave.
Sonar Engineers use Fourier transforms to identify the nationality of the involved persons.
Audio Engineers eliminate all harmonics outside of 20Hz-20kHz.

Mathematicians masturbate because no one loves them.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby sdhonda » 30 Nov 2009, 13:11

Hamlet does it with his mind.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby epocalypse » 30 Nov 2009, 13:17

sdhonda wrote:Hamlet does it with his mind.

As does Professor X.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Arius » 30 Nov 2009, 18:09

Undertakers do it with corpses.
Paediatricians do it to kids.
Podiatrists do it to feet.
Proctologists do it from behind.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Bananafish » 30 Nov 2009, 18:13

Scientists do it, repeat it, then call their peers to make sure they did it right.

e: Walden does it Thoreaully

Raskolnikov Doesitevsky? I don't know.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Chemistring » 30 Nov 2009, 19:07

Chemists do it just for the reaction.

Lawyers do it in front of a jury of their peers.

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