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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby oldman » 01 Dec 2009, 11:34

software engineers do it, but require months of planning and a flow chart
hardware engineers do it, but only with the latest electronic toys
hardware engineers do it, but never bother to read the instruction manual
hardware enigneers do it, but then complain it wasn't fast enough
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby VanHelsing23 » 01 Dec 2009, 13:12

Vulcans do it logically.
Waitresses won't do it if it's not their table.
Faith healers do it with whatever they can lay their hands on.
Unix does it in the background.
Painters do it with long strokes.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby TomBrend » 01 Dec 2009, 15:03

oldman wrote:software engineers do it, but require months of planning and a flow chart
hardware engineers do it, but only with the latest electronic toys
hardware engineers do it, but never bother to read the instruction manual
hardware enigneers do it, but then complain it wasn't fast enough


Computer Engineers do it with micro-ops.
Software Engineers do it with such a high level of abstraction they're not really sure what goes where.
Electrical Engineers can do it with high current or low current, as long as you give them enough data sheets.
Electrical Engineers do it with common emitters.
Engineering students do it with a lot of caffeine and very little sleep.
Ham radio operators do it in long and short bursts.
Ham radio operators do it with as much power as they can possibly use.
Ham radio operators do it with the largest equipment available.

And a not-funny-to-anyone-but-me one:
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby VanHelsing23 » 01 Dec 2009, 21:19

Programmers do it with rules.
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
Drummers do it with rhythm.
Drummers do it with their wrists.
Chemists like to experiment.
Native Americans do it with reservations.

And my favorite so far:

New users do it after reading the help file.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby TomBrend » 01 Dec 2009, 21:56

New linux users do it after asking for help.
Experienced linux users do it after reading the man page.
Linux masters do it after reading the code.
Linux gurus do it with sed.
Perl users do it in 12 keystrokes.
C# programmers would do it if they knew where the power button was.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Arius » 01 Dec 2009, 22:50

Morgan does it with meat.
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Bears do it with teeth.
Guitarists do it with g strings.
Politicians do it with polls.
Santa does it with elves.

Bill O'Reilly does it live. Because the fucking thing sucks!
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby easterberry » 03 Dec 2009, 04:37

That's a damn lie Tom, Linux users don't do it at all.

Windows users start doing it but fail partway through

Mac users are really self righteous about his aesthetically and streamlined they do it.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby VanHelsing23 » 04 Dec 2009, 14:23

easterberry wrote:That's a damn lie Tom, Linux users don't do it at all.


Terribly sorry.
Linux users write a bash-script to do it for them.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby empath » 04 Dec 2009, 21:21

Politicians do it to EVERYONE.

Snipers do it without anyone ever knowing they were there.

Patriots do it for their country.

Mortgage lenders do it over instalments.

Parents did it...obviously.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Master Gunner » 04 Dec 2009, 22:11

empath wrote:Parents did it...obviously.

With science....not necessarily.

Oh, and scientists do it multiple times.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby Evil Jim » 04 Dec 2009, 23:25

The West Coast Mother Lovin' Gs do it in the Runners Faces!
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby sdhonda » 05 Dec 2009, 02:54

Evil jim does it by winning the thread.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby empath » 05 Dec 2009, 05:12

Master Gunner wrote:
empath wrote:Parents did it...obviously.

With science....not necessarily.


Wow, science can preclude a parent from raising a child anymore? What were YOU thinking of, perv?!? ;) I thought that was the definition of "parent". (yeah, yeah, I know literally it means 'to bring forth' from the latin parere)


And just to keep this thread productive...

"Experimental scientists do it with measuring devices."
"Experimental scientists do it to find out what happens."
"Experimental scientists do it repeatedly to see if they'll get the same results."
"Theoretical scientists don't do it, but they'll talk about it incessantly, and probably figure out what happens without having to do it."
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 05 Dec 2009, 14:39

Mathematicians are too busy doing it to come up with smart-arsed soundbites. :mrgreen:
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby TomBrend » 05 Dec 2009, 14:48

Mathematicians do it so other people don't have to.
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Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

Postby DmitriW » 09 Dec 2009, 02:00

Which of these three is superior?

The Boondock Saints do it from behind.
The Boondock Saints do it like they saw in a movie.
The Boondock Saints do it after praying.
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