Blanks Do It Blank.

[infinite_guest]

Actors do it onstage.
Chefs do it in the kitchen.
American football players do it with lots of protective padding.
Fortune tellers do it with balls.
Fortune tellers do it with your hand.
Yugioh characters do it with a children's card game.
The Endless do it in a form you are most comfortable with.

[Chemistring]

Teachers make you do it over and over again (until you get it right)

[epocalypse]

The Endless do it in a form you are most comfortable with.

unless they're pissed. If they're pissed then God help you.

[infinite_guest]

The Endless do it in a form you are most comfortable with.

unless they're pissed. If they're pissed then God help you.

Then they do it til you're bugfuck insane and/or dead.

[Master Gunner]

Trebuchet's do it with counterweights.

[Vigafre]

Bowlers do it in an alley.
Shooters do it with skeet.
Runners do it with many races.
Soldiers do it accurately.
Pirates do it for the booty.

And Lorithad, yours was awesome.

[epocalypse]

Trebuchet's do it with counterweights.

damn. fucking. straight.

[Arius]

Trebuchet's do it with counterweights.

damn. fucking. straight.

You and Alja are soul mates.

[TomBrend]

Trebuchet's do it with counterweights.

damn. fucking. straight.

You and Alja are soul mates.

They even both used inappropriate punctuation, if you count an apostrophe as punctuation!

[Dubious_wolf]

Hobos do it under bridges
bad I know but hey it's whateves...
EDIT: wait got a good one.
posers only pretend to do it

[easterberry]

People on the internet complain you're not doing it correctly.

[Cybren]

lrr does it but has trouble getting it up

[epocalypse]

damn. fucking. straight.

You and Alja are soul mates.

They even both used inappropriate punctuation, if you count an apostrophe as punctuation!

How many times do I have to eviscerate myself to prove that I've learned my lesson?

which reminds me:

Samurais do it with swords.
Depressives do it with ropes, razors and guns.

[Keith K]

Printers do it on Broadsheets.

Strippers do it spread.

[Alterran]

Ophthalmologist's do it in the eye.

[Vigafre]

Secret informers do it deep throat.


I'm not sure if that one actually worked.

[Machalllewis]

Proctologists do it up the butt.

[TomBrend]

Emo kids and camwhores do it for attention.
Catholics do it on their knees.

[infinite_guest]

Conservative Jews do it for three to four hours on Saturday.
Pagans do it in a circle.
Met students do it in front of a panel and then take suggestions on how to do it better.

[Theremin]

Muslims do it covered up.
Atheists do it with godless abandon.
Hairdressers do it snippily.

[elvor]

Alternatively:

Muslims do it five times a day.

[Theremin]

Journalists do it for a tell-all memoir.

Also, very good, elvor.

[Machalllewis]

14 year olds on the internet doo ur Mom in teh butsexzorz!

[Yaxley]

Ghost-riders do it with whips.

[epocalypse]

Ghost-riders do it with whips.

As do Belmonts.