Late Video This week

[Evil Jim]

Don't make me sic my motorcycle gang on you, Graham.

[GHOVO]

Don't make me sic my motorcycle gang on you, Graham.

His 3-D motorcycle gang

[Matt]

heh, how empty would your lives all be if one day we just -stopped-.

like, everything's normal, and then, BAM. no video update, the crew stops responding, we just go totally dark.

then what would you all do? :p

-m

[sdhonda]

Not sure.

Probably start our own comedy website.

With black jack. And hookers.

In fact, forget the whole comedy website.

[Master Gunner]

Well, it would free up more time in my day for porn...........

[sdhonda]

We could go outside and play. Or read a book.

Or play Desert Bus (someones gotta do it).

[Digital Dolphin]

heh, how empty would your lives all be if one day we just -stopped-.

like, everything's normal, and then, BAM. no video update, the crew stops responding, we just go totally dark.

then what would you all do? :p

-m

We'd mourn, we'd stalk, and if all else failed, create a new group, using look alikes

[Master Gunner]

Well we have a Graham and a couple Matts laying around. If I grow my beard out again and crouch down, I kinda resemble a bearded Paul.

[iamafish]

or we would get footage of old LRR vids and cut them together to make new ones

[Evil Jim]

Not sure.

Probably start our own comedy website.

With black jack. And hookers.

In fact, forget the whole comedy website.

And the blackjack.

[sdhonda]

But throw in some blow...

[Elaro]

heh, how empty would your lives all be if one day we just -stopped-.

like, everything's normal, and then, BAM. no video update, the crew stops responding, we just go totally dark.

then what would you all do? :p

-m

Probably assume Victoria was hit by a nuke, or something.

Then we'd contact Kathleen.

When that fails, grief counseling and copious watching of Bradlestar Galactica.

[Arius]

heh, how empty would your lives all be if one day we just -stopped-.

like, everything's normal, and then, BAM. no video update, the crew stops responding, we just go totally dark.

then what would you all do? :p

-m

May I refer you to the original Hey Graham thread?

Hey there Graham,
Don't you quit or we will find you.
Three more years will be good for now,
But then after that we will want ten more.

You know we are comedy whores.
We'll even buy from the noobstore.
Hey there Graham, open the door.
You won't be late anymore.

[epocalypse]

heh, how empty would your lives all be if one day we just -stopped-.

like, everything's normal, and then, BAM. no video update, the crew stops responding, we just go totally dark.

then what would you all do? :p

-m

Well, I would travel back in time, and somehow make it so that you would have to see New Moon in theaters several times and.... Oh...

Oh no. No, no, no...

[Vanguard]

heh, how empty would your lives all be if one day we just -stopped-.

like, everything's normal, and then, BAM. no video update, the crew stops responding, we just go totally dark.

then what would you all do? :p

-m

Hmm. Well, out of both grief and a want to take up the mantle I'd probably try to found my own internet comedy troupe here in Kansas City and later build our own moon base and make our own color-coordinated gang with a pun-based name. After several months we'd pick up popularity and successfully fill the void.

... and then eventually you guys would return, we'd become bitter enemies and somehow it would all end with us having some kind of "Westside Story"-esque gang dance battle in the convention parking lot at PAX.

[Alterran]

Graham has Lupus, everybody panic!

[epocalypse]

Graham has Lupus, everybody panic!

WOAH THERE, WOAH! Before you jump to any conclusions and start worrying people, ask yourself this:

Is Graham a magician?

If, and only is he is, then we'll start worrying about lupus.

[Tally]

If you can't trust James, I'll also give you my word that this video will be worth the wait. And I know several people are working hard on it.

You don't need to trust Matt, though. Good grief no.

[Master Gunner]

I never trust Matt. He has crazy eyes.

[epocalypse]

I never trust Matt. He has crazy eyes.

and half the time I don't trust Tim, because, well, I get confused.

[Vanguard]

I never trust Matt. He has crazy eyes.

and half the time I don't trust Tim, because, well, I get confused.

Guilty by association... and allegedly shared chromosomes...

[Arius]

I never trust Matt. He has crazy eyes.

and half the time I don't trust Tim, because, well, I get confused.

The way I tell them apart is when they talk.

Matt will be the one using "fuck" like a comma.

[ecocd]

I <3 this thread. Why don't we have a heart emoticon? I demand heart emoticon!

In response to Matt's question, there would certainly be stalking involved. Sorry, guys. You're stuck with us now.

[Arius]

I <3 this thread. Why don't we have a heart emoticon? I demand heart emoticon!

[Tim]

I never trust Matt. He has crazy eyes.

and half the time I don't trust Tim, because, well, I get confused.

The way I tell them apart is when they talk.

Matt will be the one using "fuck" like a comma.

I'm the most trustworthiest one person!

My car has eagle wings and can swim!