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Patty McPat
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Postby Patty McPat » 07 Dec 2005, 05:05

Old Kenny: NSFW

Better: ROFLMAO

Worse: STFU

New Kenny: The problem with acronyms

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"When God closes a door, punch him in the face"

-Patty-
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Postby Under13 » 07 Dec 2005, 09:31

Kenny: The problem with acronyms.
Better: The problem with acro-nymphos. (...I...I've got nothin'...)
Worse: A problem with acne.

NEW: Post-it notes.
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miakosummin
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Postby miakosummin » 07 Dec 2005, 17:32

Old: Post it notes.
Better: http://www.yikes.com/~pengo/images/8bit/11-26_PM_COMPLETE.jpg
Worse: Post-it pants.

New: Pringles.
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JesterJ.
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Postby JesterJ. » 07 Dec 2005, 21:10

Old: Pringles.
Better: "Cooler Ranch" Doritos...mmm...
Worse: Lays Stacks >_<
New: Tonto Jump On It!
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umbrellaless
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Postby umbrellaless » 07 Dec 2005, 22:34

*conducts google lyric search*

Old Kenny = "Tonto jump on it!"

Better = "Honey, can I jump on it sometime?"

Worse = "Goodies make the boys jump on it"

New Kenny = yoga
"When you do not speak, other people presume you to be deaf or feeble-minded and promptly make a show of their own limitations"
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Postby Graham » 07 Dec 2005, 22:42

Old Kenny: Yoga

Better: Yoda

Worse: Yogurt

New Kenny: Breasts
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Postby headbomb » 07 Dec 2005, 22:46

Old Kenny: Breasts

Better: Ass.

Worse: Penis.

New Kenny: FREE FOOD!
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Postby Under13 » 08 Dec 2005, 12:04

Kenny: FREE FOOD!

Better: Awesome free food from a schmancy corporate catered event.

Worse: Free food that has actually been sitting out overnight, and the trichinosis that follows.

New Kenny: Hookah bars.
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Postby Under13 » 08 Dec 2005, 12:05



Also, I will have to say that this won the thread.
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Postby JesterJ. » 08 Dec 2005, 15:13

Old: Hookah Bars (wtf are those..)
Better: Hersheys Bars
Worse: Granola Bars
New: Sprite!!!

(btw, I completely agree, Udner13 :shock: I <3 those people)
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Postby miakosummin » 08 Dec 2005, 16:24

Old: Sprite.
Better: SPRITE REMIX ARUBA JAM WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, FUCKERS!
Worse: Outbursts of beverage loyalty.

New: Cats tripping on things.
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Kathleen
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Postby Kathleen » 08 Dec 2005, 19:04

Kenny: Cats tripping on things
Better: When cats yawn and meow at the same time.
Worse: When a pack of angry kittens tears at your flesh, rending it like a delicate tapestry.

New Kenny: Best of '05 lists
HOLY SHIT GUYS! BEARS!
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Postby JesterJ. » 08 Dec 2005, 19:13

New: Best of '05 list
Better: Best of YOUR MOM list..oo..burn...
Worse: Best of '80's list...*shudder*(Wait was Queen in the '80's?...

New: Cinnomon Candy!!!
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miakosummin
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Postby miakosummin » 08 Dec 2005, 21:30

Old: cinnomon candy
Better: cream soda candy
Worse: cinnomon lube.
[adittional 'better', cream soda lube.]

New: Friday Night TV Porn. [Victoria cable, channels 12, 13, 26, 27, 28, and occasionally whichever is the space channel.]
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Lord Chrusher
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 08 Dec 2005, 21:35

Kenny: cinnamon candy
Better: Swiss dark chocolate
Worse: ear wax flavoured jelly beans

New: complex numbers
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Postby Under13 » 09 Dec 2005, 07:49

People at a hookah bar. Basically, like a bar that you would go to for drinks, only instead of drinks, you get smoke. From a hookah. Go ask Alice. I think she'll know.

Kenny: Friday Night TV Porn.
Better: When you accidentally get a free unscrambled porn from one of the Pay Per View channels.
Worse: Getting caught as a teenager by your parents while trying desperately to watch scrambled PPV porn...

Not that that's ever happened in my life. Nope. Never.


Replacement Kenny: Getting your kenny skipped because you were TOO SLOW like Lord Crusher.
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Postby headbomb » 09 Dec 2005, 08:23

Kenny: Complex Numbers GOD I HATE THOSE WITH A PASSION AND I HATE MY UPCOMING EXAM ON COMPLEX ANALYSIS. HAHAHA I SAID ANAL! *STABS SELF IN THE EAR!

Better: Real numbers.

Worse: Boolean algebra. Not that it's hard, just so painfully awful. And I hate logic circuits. Real bad. No I won't stab myself in the ear again.

New Kenny: Hangovers
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miakosummin
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Postby miakosummin » 09 Dec 2005, 21:22

Old Kenny 1: Lord crusher is slow.
Better: Lord crusher reading the top post.
Worse: ...never really thought this far in...

Old Kenny 2: Hangovers
Better: Waking up without a hangover even though by all means you SHOULD have one.
Worse: Acid Flashbacks.

New Kenny: Side-boobs.
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Postby umbrellaless » 09 Dec 2005, 22:40

Old Kenny: ...side...boobs...(?)

Better: front boobs

Worse: plastic surgery boobs that stay in one place, even when she's lying down...(although some might consider this a plus!)

New Kenny: band camp.
"When you do not speak, other people presume you to be deaf or feeble-minded and promptly make a show of their own limitations"
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Postby headbomb » 09 Dec 2005, 23:00

I'd just like to point out that the under-boob is the best part of the boob.
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miakosummin
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Postby miakosummin » 10 Dec 2005, 00:19

Old: Band Camp
Worse: Fat Camp
Better: "This one time, in band camp..."
New: Shampoo.
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Patty McPat
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Postby Patty McPat » 10 Dec 2005, 11:37

Old Kenny: Shampoo

Better: John Woo

Worse: Monkey Stew

New Kenny: A life time supply of glue

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"When God closes a door, punch him in the face"



-Patty-
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Postby miakosummin » 10 Dec 2005, 12:23

Old: Lifetime supply of glue
Better: Lifetime supply of sugar crisp
Worse: Lifetime supply of horse hooves

New: Bitchez.
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Postby JesterJ. » 10 Dec 2005, 12:36

Old: Bitchez
Better: Free Hoes?
Worse: Expensive Hoes :(

New: Coke!
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Postby Johnny_Lunchbox » 10 Dec 2005, 13:33

Old Kenny: Coke
Better: Rye and Coke
Worse: Diet Coke

New Kenny: Sitting on a nail

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