Know what's good on a cold December night?

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Postby miakosummin » 10 Dec 2005, 15:47

Old Kenny: Sitting on a nail.
Better: A kick in the shins
Worse: Sitting on a male.
[Please switch better and worse pertaining to your sexuality.]

New Kenny: DQ Dairy Blizzard.
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Postby Johnny_Lunchbox » 10 Dec 2005, 23:25

Old Kenny: DQ Diary Blizzard
Worse: DQ Non-Ice-Cream "Food"
Better: DQ Cookie Dough Blizzard (mmm... I can taste myself getting fatter...)

New Kenny: Origami Image
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Postby Graham » 11 Dec 2005, 01:09

WOW!

Origami Transformer for the win!
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Postby JesterJ. » 11 Dec 2005, 14:20

I'm pretty sure that's a Gundam, Graham. Get with the program -_-.

Old: Origami
Better: Female Japanese Twins
Worse: MALE Japanese Twins

New: Aliens
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Postby miakosummin » 11 Dec 2005, 19:27

Hey hey hey, dont be gender predjudiced!

Old Kenny: Aliens
Better: http://gtsdepot.net/Collages/solidsock/ ... sei_02.jpg
Worse: http://ggle.free.fr/discretos/alien.jpg

New: Bad drivers.
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Postby JesterJ. » 11 Dec 2005, 20:40

(heh sorry..that's just for me :P.)

Old: Bad Drivers
Better: Good drivers (DuH :roll:)
Worse: Road Rage

New: World of Warcraft.
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Postby ontarianfrog » 11 Dec 2005, 23:04

old: WoW
better: F.E.A.R.
worst: GUN

new: potato gun
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Postby miakosummin » 11 Dec 2005, 23:12

Old: Potato Gun
Better: Deer-a-pult [helps them get to other side of highway.]
Worse: Potato Masher

New: "of course you know, THIS means war" [ala bugs bunny or groucho marx, whichever you prefer.]
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Postby Under13 » 12 Dec 2005, 07:42

headbomb wrote:I'd just like to point out that the under-boob is the best part of the boob.


Shit yes it is!
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Postby Mike, the fr3shmaker » 12 Dec 2005, 14:07

old: "of course you know, THIS means war"
better: "Quote me as saying I was misquoted." Groucho Marx
worse: "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity." Ann Coulter

new: Your momma is so damn fat, stunt agencies use her as an air mattress.
"A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought."
- Lord Peter Wimsey (Dorothy Leigh Sayers, "Gaudy Night")
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Postby miakosummin » 12 Dec 2005, 16:30

Old: "Yo momma so fat, stunt agensies use her as an air mattress."
Better: "Yo momma so fat." ...*walk away*
Worse: "Your maternal unit is so rotund..."

New: Darts.
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Postby ontarianfrog » 12 Dec 2005, 22:34

Old: Darts
Better: Ninja Stars
worst: rusty nail

new kenny: Poutine (I'd go for one just now!)
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Postby headbomb » 13 Dec 2005, 04:35

new kenny: Poutine (I'd go for one just now!) (Me too Dave, me too)

Better: Wings & Poutine
Worse: Tofu Burgers

New Kenny: Mason Jars
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Postby Under13 » 13 Dec 2005, 07:17

Kenny: Mason Jars.
Better: Ball Jars.
Worse: Jars of balls.

Replacement: The eternal "Pirates vs. Ninjas" debate...
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Postby umbrellaless » 13 Dec 2005, 11:54

Old Kenny: The eternal "Pirates vs. Ninjas" debate

Better: Pirate ninjas (SO hot!)

Worse: http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2004 ... lves.shtml

New Kenny: Santa Claus
"When you do not speak, other people presume you to be deaf or feeble-minded and promptly make a show of their own limitations"
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Postby miakosummin » 13 Dec 2005, 17:37

Old Kenny: Santa Claus
Better: Santa's teenage daughter.
Additional Better: Santa's teenage son.
Worse: Mrs. Claus.

New Kenny: Happy Hardcore [the music genre, not cheerful porn.]
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Postby JesterJ. » 13 Dec 2005, 18:30

Old: Happy Hardcore (YEAHHH!!)
Better:*Crickets chirping*...*coughcough*
Worse:..bad techno..

New: TRIDENT Tropical Twiset WITH ZYLITOL "cleans & protects teeth*"
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Postby Johnny_Lunchbox » 14 Dec 2005, 04:34

Old Kenny: Trident(TM) Tripical Twist(R) with Zytol(PP) to "Clean & Protect Teeth"(C)
Better: Brands that don't patronize their consumer base by adding rancid flavour lines, spouting redundant catchphrases, or listing 'scientific-sounding' ingredients in an effort to rope more stupid people in. (I mean, really, who says, "Well, I *WAS* gonna get Dentyne, but Trident "Cleans and Protects Teeth" with the whitening power of Zytol, Chlorophyl, and Carnuba Gum.")
Worse: People who actually do say, "Well, I *WAS* gonna get Dentyne, but..."

New Kenny: A good night's sleep
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Postby Under13 » 14 Dec 2005, 07:02



How is that worse? That is notably rad to me.
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Postby umbrellaless » 14 Dec 2005, 09:38

I didn't really mean worse as in un-rad...I meant it makes the eternal debate worse by complicating it with a whole 'nother demension 8)
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Postby Rhynome » 14 Dec 2005, 13:48

It's different and in a way can solve the situation.

It's usually a debate 'ninja or pirate', but they say that there are more than just this spectrum to types of people, there are also 'elves and dwarves'. The thinkers and the doers.
Ninja - Elegant.
Pirate - Robust.
Elf - Thinker.
Dwarf - Doer.
Now it goes on to say that all of these are necessary to make a person, so Ninja is not necessarily better than Pirate when put in this context, it is a way of finding what balance of all the necessary qualities you currently have.

It can be hard to determine, and some days you will appear at a different area on the graph than others, different people would place you differently, so on. But my idea is that you take numbers from 0-10 for all the four catagories, from either yourself or other people then what you do is.
Ninja 7 - Pirate 4
Elf 8 - Dwarf 6
Ignore the whole 'opposite' ends of the spectrum, you're just dealing with Elf then Dwarf, etc. meaning that you can have high numbers in both if that's how people class you (bearing in mind that if you are a high ranking Ninja people may not realise this as you're a 'grey man' and may rank you lower than your true score).

Subtract the lesser number from the greater one, giving the above example:
Ninja - 3
Elf - 2
At this moment it looks doubtful, 'What, but I'm an Elf 8, this says I'm an Elf 2.' Ah, but you're wrong, because you're a moron. You may be Elf 2 but this is a way of showing Dwarf 6 counteracting Elf 8. It's a way of placing you on the graph, with the numbers alone it looks wrong, but on the graph it positions you.

Even if this is not a good way of placing you it looks downright funky. Instead of 0-10 you might want to try it with 0-5, 0-20, so on. Whatever you think looks funkier.
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Postby umbrellaless » 14 Dec 2005, 14:49

...like I said....complicated!
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Postby Rhynome » 14 Dec 2005, 15:18

Here, I'll do it with sock puppets:

[Condescending]
'Mr. Ninja and Mr. Pirate are sock puppets. Without both the socks your feet are cold, you need them both. The same goes for Elves and Dwarves. Now let's pretend you have your two feet and it's very chilly, you need to find which socks fit you best. How much do you need Mr. Ninja, Mr. Pirate, Mr. Elf and Mr. Dwarf? Count out of 10 for each and then take away the sock with the lowest number.
Mr. Ninja - 5
Mr. Pirate - 4
That gives you Mr. Ninja 1. Do the same for Mr. Elf and Mr. Dwarf. This way you can work out which sock is best for you and have warm footsies.

Do-You-Understand-me?
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Postby Dana » 14 Dec 2005, 16:24

Kenny: A good night's sleep

Better: A good night's sleep with someone who gives you sex (look at how gender unbiased I am!)

Worse: No sleep before a presentation of hideous doom and eternal damnation.

New Kenny: Darth Sock Puppet.
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave."

"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.

"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
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Postby JesterJ. » 14 Dec 2005, 20:10

Old: Darth Sock Pupper
Better: Darth Vader..8)
Worse: Darth Maul. (or however you spell it)(that guy's a pussy)

New: Farts

(on another note, I really like the Trident stuff. It's all orangy and delicious.)(And on a responding note to the topic...."What's good on a Cold December night?" "YOUR MOM!!!"..Oo pwnt..)

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