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Posted: 07 Dec 2005, 05:05
by Patty McPat
Old Kenny: NSFW
Better: ROFLMAO
Worse: STFU
New Kenny: The problem with acronyms
Posted: 07 Dec 2005, 09:31
by Under13
Kenny: The problem with acronyms.
Better: The problem with acro-nymphos. (...I...I've got nothin'...)
Worse: A problem with acne.
NEW: Post-it notes.
Posted: 07 Dec 2005, 17:32
by miakosummin
Old: Post it notes.
Better:
http://www.yikes.com/~pengo/images/8bit/11-26_PM_COMPLETE.jpg
Worse: Post-it pants.
New: Pringles.
Posted: 07 Dec 2005, 21:10
by JesterJ.
Old: Pringles.
Better: "Cooler Ranch" Doritos...mmm...
Worse: Lays Stacks >_<
New: Tonto Jump On It!
Posted: 07 Dec 2005, 22:34
by umbrellaless
*conducts google lyric search*
Old Kenny = "Tonto jump on it!"
Better = "Honey, can I jump on it sometime?"
Worse = "Goodies make the boys jump on it"
New Kenny = yoga
Posted: 07 Dec 2005, 22:42
by Graham
Old Kenny: Yoga
Better: Yoda
Worse: Yogurt
New Kenny: Breasts
Posted: 07 Dec 2005, 22:46
by headbomb
Old Kenny: Breasts
Better: Ass.
Worse: Penis.
New Kenny: FREE FOOD!
Posted: 08 Dec 2005, 12:04
by Under13
Kenny: FREE FOOD!
Better: Awesome free food from a schmancy corporate catered event.
Worse: Free food that has actually been sitting out overnight, and the trichinosis that follows.
New Kenny: Hookah bars.
Posted: 08 Dec 2005, 12:05
by Under13
Also, I will have to say that this won the thread.
Posted: 08 Dec 2005, 15:13
by JesterJ.
Old: Hookah Bars (wtf are those..)
Better: Hersheys Bars
Worse: Granola Bars
New: Sprite!!!
(btw, I completely agree, Udner13
I <3 those people)
Posted: 08 Dec 2005, 16:24
by miakosummin
Old: Sprite.
Better: SPRITE REMIX ARUBA JAM WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, FUCKERS!
Worse: Outbursts of beverage loyalty.
New: Cats tripping on things.
Posted: 08 Dec 2005, 19:04
by Kathleen
Kenny: Cats tripping on things
Better: When cats yawn and meow at the same time.
Worse: When a pack of angry kittens tears at your flesh, rending it like a delicate tapestry.
New Kenny: Best of '05 lists
Posted: 08 Dec 2005, 19:13
by JesterJ.
New: Best of '05 list
Better: Best of YOUR MOM list..oo..burn...
Worse: Best of '80's list...*shudder*(Wait was Queen in the '80's?...
New: Cinnomon Candy!!!
Posted: 08 Dec 2005, 21:30
by miakosummin
Old: cinnomon candy
Better: cream soda candy
Worse: cinnomon lube.
[adittional 'better', cream soda lube.]
New: Friday Night TV Porn. [Victoria cable, channels 12, 13, 26, 27, 28, and occasionally whichever is the space channel.]
Posted: 08 Dec 2005, 21:35
by Lord Chrusher
Kenny: cinnamon candy
Better: Swiss dark chocolate
Worse: ear wax flavoured jelly beans
New: complex numbers
Posted: 09 Dec 2005, 07:49
by Under13
People at a hookah bar. Basically, like a bar that you would go to for drinks, only instead of drinks, you get smoke. From a
hookah. Go ask Alice. I think she'll know.
Kenny: Friday Night TV Porn.
Better: When you accidentally get a free unscrambled porn from one of the Pay Per View channels.
Worse: Getting caught as a teenager by your parents while trying desperately to watch scrambled PPV porn...
Not that that's ever happened in my life. Nope. Never.
Replacement Kenny: Getting your kenny skipped because you were TOO SLOW like Lord Crusher.
Posted: 09 Dec 2005, 08:23
by headbomb
Kenny: Complex Numbers GOD I HATE THOSE WITH A PASSION AND I HATE MY UPCOMING EXAM ON COMPLEX ANALYSIS. HAHAHA I SAID ANAL! *STABS SELF IN THE EAR!
Better: Real numbers.
Worse: Boolean algebra. Not that it's hard, just so painfully awful. And I hate logic circuits. Real bad. No I won't stab myself in the ear again.
New Kenny: Hangovers
Posted: 09 Dec 2005, 21:22
by miakosummin
Old Kenny 1: Lord crusher is slow.
Better: Lord crusher reading the top post.
Worse: ...never really thought this far in...
Old Kenny 2: Hangovers
Better: Waking up without a hangover even though by all means you SHOULD have one.
Worse: Acid Flashbacks.
New Kenny: Side-boobs.
Posted: 09 Dec 2005, 22:40
by umbrellaless
Old Kenny: ...side...boobs...(?)
Better: front boobs
Worse: plastic surgery boobs that stay in one place, even when she's lying down...(although some might consider this a plus!)
New Kenny: band camp.
Posted: 09 Dec 2005, 23:00
by headbomb
I'd just like to point out that the under-boob is the best part of the boob.
Posted: 10 Dec 2005, 00:19
by miakosummin
Old: Band Camp
Worse: Fat Camp
Better: "This one time, in band camp..."
New: Shampoo.
Posted: 10 Dec 2005, 11:37
by Patty McPat
Old Kenny: Shampoo
Better: John Woo
Worse: Monkey Stew
New Kenny: A life time supply of glue
Posted: 10 Dec 2005, 12:23
by miakosummin
Old: Lifetime supply of glue
Better: Lifetime supply of sugar crisp
Worse: Lifetime supply of horse hooves
New: Bitchez.
Posted: 10 Dec 2005, 12:36
by JesterJ.
Old: Bitchez
Better: Free Hoes?
Worse: Expensive Hoes
New: Coke!
Posted: 10 Dec 2005, 13:33
by Johnny_Lunchbox
Old Kenny: Coke
Better: Rye and Coke
Worse: Diet Coke
New Kenny: Sitting on a nail
