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Postby Arius » 17 Dec 2009, 01:51

What are some of your favourite quotes from films you've seen.

Currently, I really like:

Henry Fool (1997) wrote:Simon: What is this?

Henry: My life's work. My memoirs. My confession.

Simon: What have you done?

Henry: I've been bad - Repeatedly. But why brag? The details of my exploits are only a pretext for a far more expansive consideration of general truths. "What is this?" It's a philosophy - of poetics - of politics, if you will. A literature of protest. A novel of ideas. A pornographic magazine of truly comic book proportions. It is, in the end, whatever the hell I want it to be and when I'm through with it, it's going to blow a hole-

*glass breaking*

Henry: -this wide, straight through the world's own idea of itself.

*glass breaking*

Henry: They're throwing bottles at your house.

*glass breaking*

Henry: Come on, let's go break their arms.
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Postby epocalypse » 17 Dec 2009, 01:54

Kaneda: (repeatedly) TETSUO!
Tetsuo: (repeatedly) KANEDA!

from, oh c'mon, you've got to know this.

by the by, i've got a hell of a lot more.
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Postby Gordon Fearman » 17 Dec 2009, 02:28

Star Trek: First Contact wrote:Worf: Assimilate this!

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children wrote:Kadaj: Please sir, is that your excuse for going after Mother yourself? You don't seem all that sorry.
Rufus: Sorry? Why, I've never had so much fun.

Mulan wrote:Mulan: Sorry. Uh, I mean, uh, sorry you had to see that, but you know how it is, when you get those manly urges! And you just got to kill something! Hm.m..Fix things, cook outdoors-

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan wrote:Kirk: Khan. Khan, you've got Genesis. But you don't have me! You were going to kill me, Khan. You're going to have to come down here. You're going to have to come down here!
Khan: I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on...hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her. Marooned for all eternity, in the center of a dead planet... buried alive. Buried alive.
Kirk: KHHHHAAAAAAAAN! KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

The Princess Bride wrote:Vizzini: Inconceivable!
Inigo: You keep on using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

The Princess Bride wrote:Inigo: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope wrote:Solo: We're fine, it's fine, everything's fine...how are you?

Star Trek wrote:Nero: James T. Kirk was considered to be a great man, who went on to captain the USS Enterprise...but that was another life. A life I will deprive you of just like I did your father!

Star Trek wrote:Nero: SPOOOOOOOCK!!!
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Postby epocalypse » 17 Dec 2009, 02:37

of we're quoting the new Star Trek, I'd like to add:

"Hi Christopher, I'm Nero."

and

"Live long and prosper." [i]subtext note: said with the distinct undertone of "Fuck you, Vulcan Counsel Douches."
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Postby xpk3 » 17 Dec 2009, 04:04

independence Day wrote:Will Smith: "Im just exited to get up there and woop ET's ass"

that movie is just brilliant
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Postby Master Gunner » 17 Dec 2009, 07:20

Gordon Fearman wrote:
Star Trek: First Contact wrote:Worf: Assimilate this!



Also:
Star Trek: First Contact wrote:Data: To Hell with our orders!
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Postby TheRocket » 17 Dec 2009, 07:34

BoondockSaints wrote:Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us.
With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we
And on that day, you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
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Postby sdhonda » 17 Dec 2009, 07:34

The best dialogue in Star Trek was, in my humble opinion (and possibly bad memory):

McCoy: Y'know, we got a saying on earth. When your going into the Kentucky derby, you don't live your prize horse in the stable.

Spock: A curious metaphor Doctor, as a race horse must be broken before it can reach its full potential.

-

That or the purely Gundam-esque: FIRE EVERYTHING!!!
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Postby TheRocket » 17 Dec 2009, 07:36

New Spock is a babe.
Walk in like DeNiro, and leave like Brando.

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Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 17 Dec 2009, 07:50

sdhonda wrote:That or the purely Gundam-esque: FIRE EVERYTHING!!!

Every time someone in Gundam SEED yelled "Fire the Wombats!" I burst out laughing. Every time.
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Postby epocalypse » 17 Dec 2009, 08:03

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V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
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[giggles]
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Evey Hammond: What does that mean?
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Postby Shea » 17 Dec 2009, 12:33

Gundam Wing : The Movie - Endless Waltz wrote:Heero: Let me confirm, your shelter shield is activated?
Dekim Barton: What are you planning?
Heero: Your shelter is secure, is it?
Mariemaia Kushrenada: Of course it is! See for yourself just how powerless you are.
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Postby Theremin » 17 Dec 2009, 13:11

Withnail wrote: I feel like a pig shat in my head.
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Postby Gordon Fearman » 17 Dec 2009, 13:32

Star Trek: First Contact wrote:Cochrane: I don't wanna be a statue!
Riker: We don't have time for this. You told him about the statue?

Star Trek: First Contact wrote:Picard: NOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I will not sacrifice the Enterprise. We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, and no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!

Serenity wrote:Mal: This is the captain, we have a lil' problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight…turbulence, and then…explode.

Serenity wrote:Wash: I am a leaf on the wind…watch how I soar.

Mal: Wash!
Wash: It's okay! I-I'm a leaf on the wind!
Mal: What does that mean?!
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Postby Hakaryu » 17 Dec 2009, 13:35

Wait! We can't stop here..........this is bat country!
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Postby DmitriW » 17 Dec 2009, 13:59

TheRocketSiobhan wrote:
BoondockSaints wrote:Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us.
With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we
And on that day, you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

And shepherds we shall be,
For the my lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to thee,
and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine patri, et filli, et spiritus sancti.
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Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 17 Dec 2009, 14:03

Jake: [fakes accent] How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Father: What?
Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

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Postby Theremin » 17 Dec 2009, 14:07

I'm just a sweet transvestite, from transsexual, transylvania...
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Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 17 Dec 2009, 14:09

Theremin wrote:I'm just a sweet transvestite, from transsexual, transylvania...


good of you to finally confide in us. It's ok. We accept you.
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Postby Theremin » 17 Dec 2009, 14:11

Mad Madam Mimm wrote:
Theremin wrote:I'm just a sweet transvestite, from transsexual, transylvania...


good of you to finally confide in us. It's ok. We accept you.


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Postby the amativeness » 17 Dec 2009, 14:12

Gordon Fearman wrote:
The Princess Bride wrote:Vizzini: Inconceivable!
Inigo: You keep on using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.


Hate to call you on this, but it's "I do not think it means...". Inigo isn't a fan of contractions.

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Postby Metcarfre » 17 Dec 2009, 14:32

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Mook: Yeah, yeah, Matrix, I do!
Matrix: ... I LIED.
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Re: Film Quotes

Postby Gordon Fearman » 17 Dec 2009, 14:36

Spaceballs wrote:Dark Helmet: What have I done!? My brains are going into my feet!

Spaceballs wrote:Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Colonel Sandurz: "Now", sir. You're looking at "now". Everything happening now is happening "now".
Dark Helmet: What happened to "then"?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed "then".
Dark Helmet: When!?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. Were at "now," now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to "then"!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: "Now?"
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why!?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When!?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: ...when will "then" be "now"?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Corporal: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?!
Corporal: We have identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?!
Corporal: It's the moon of Vega!
Colonel Sandurz: Very good, set a course and prepare for our arrival!
Dark Helmet: When?!
Corporal: 1900 hours!
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners!
Dark Helmet: Who?!!
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