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Re: Film Quotes

Postby Arius » 17 Dec 2009, 15:45

Tom-Yum-Goong (Warrior King/The Protector) (2005) wrote:Kham: WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT?!
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Re: Film Quotes

Postby Nevrmore » 17 Dec 2009, 16:32

Perry: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No, the definition of the word "idiot," which you fucking are.
- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Rufus T. Firefly: Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon.
Ambassador Trentino: What?
Rufus T. Firefly: I, uh, I'm sorry I said that; it isn't fair to the rest of the baboons.
- Duck Soup

Bernadette: Now listen here, you mullet, why don't you just light your tampon and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever going to get, sweetheart!
- The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Caroline: We had our own restaurant once. An Italian restaurant. Of course, I would have preferred French, but...
Gus: What are we, girlfriends? Do I give a shit about this? No.
- The Ref

Ajax: I'll shove that bat up your ass and make you a popsicle!
- The Warriors
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Re: Film Quotes

Postby Evil Jim » 19 Dec 2009, 00:45

the great prophesy wrote:When single shines the triple sun,
What was sundered and undone
Shall be whole, the two made one,
By Gelfling hand, or else by none.


I miss Jim Henson :(
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Re: Film Quotes

Postby Niko88 » 19 Dec 2009, 09:24

Monty Python and the Holy Grail wrote:Guard #2: It could be carried by an african swallow.
Guard #1: Oh yeah, an african swallow maybe but not a European swallow thats my point.
Guard #2: Yeah...
Arthor: (frustrated) Please! I'm not interested.
(Pause)
Guard #1: Course, African swallow are non migratory...


Ghostbusters wrote:Igon: Don't cross the streams. It would be... Bad.


Ed Wood wrote:Vampira (over phone): I thought you were some kind of assclown.
Ed Wood: (upbeat) No, I'm a transexual! I like women just fine.


On a side note: She doesn't say ass clown.

Monty Pyton and the Flying Circus wrote:Mr. Praline: HELLO MISTER POLLY PAROT! I'VE GOT SOME LOVELY FRESH CUTTLE FISH FOR YOU IF YOU SHOW!


Serenity: Blooper Reel wrote:Nathan Fillion: Jayne! Find that little kid taken a dirt nap. Stand him up like baby jesus, we need a hood ornament.


Stargate: SG1: Blooper Reel wrote:Jack O'Neill: I don't know what to do.
Amanda Tapping: Well you spent 7 years on MacGuiver and you can't figure this one out? We've got belt buckles, shoelaces and a piece of gum! Build a nuclear reactor for cryin' out loud! You used to be Macguiver, MacGadget, Macgimick! Now you're Mr MacUseless! (Richard Dean Anderson is now staring back at the camera confused as crew laughs) Dear God! Stuck on a glacier with MacGuiver!
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Re: Film Quotes

Postby sdhonda » 19 Dec 2009, 10:19

I don't think Igon ever said that. Kinda like "Beam me up Scotty". It was a bit of a dialogue, actually.

Don't quote me on that.
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Re: Film Quotes

Postby VanHelsing23 » 19 Dec 2009, 10:23

Not a film but Niko88 reminded me.

Lost wrote:Jack: I thought you said the station was flooded?
Juliet: Damn it, Jack, I'm a fertility specialist not a marine engineer!
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Re: Film Quotes

Postby Father Time » 19 Dec 2009, 13:44

Nevrmore wrote:Rufus T. Firefly: Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon.
Ambassador Trentino: What?
Rufus T. Firefly: I, uh, I'm sorry I said that; it isn't fair to the rest of the baboons.
- Duck Soup

There's so many hilarious Duck Soup quotes that if you start them now we'll be quoting 90% of the movie soon. Are you sure you want to go down that road?
Clue wrote:Colonel Mustard: Well I can use a drink *heads to study*
*everyone else speaks in agreement*
Mustard: Just checking
Peacock: Everything all right?
Mustard: Yup two corpses, everything's fine


If you haven't seen the movie (and if so go see it right now), one of the corpses went missing earlier
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Re: Film Quotes

Postby Arius » 21 Dec 2009, 21:37

The Boondock Saints (1999) wrote:Paul Smecker: This was a fucking bomb dropping on Beaver-Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon. There was a firefight!


Cube (1997) wrote:Quentin: For Christ's sake, Worth, what do you live for? Do you have a wife, or a girlfriend, or something?

Worth: Nope. I've got a pretty fine collection of pornography.
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Re: Film Quotes

Postby Nevrmore » 21 Dec 2009, 22:13

Father Time wrote:
Nevrmore wrote:Rufus T. Firefly: Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon.
Ambassador Trentino: What?
Rufus T. Firefly: I, uh, I'm sorry I said that; it isn't fair to the rest of the baboons.
- Duck Soup

There's so many hilarious Duck Soup quotes that if you start them now we'll be quoting 90% of the movie soon. Are you sure you want to go down that road?

Sure.
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Re: Film Quotes

Postby tak197 » 22 Dec 2009, 02:37

Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
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Re: Film Quotes

Postby Theremin » 22 Dec 2009, 04:49

From Dead Set
Patrick wrote:[upon witnessing a zombie Davina McCall feasting on a corpse] Oh dear!

All about the context, this one.

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