The Christmas Black Bear done Stole My Garbage!

[epocalypse]

53 seconds, y'all.

[TheRocket]

I would last 1:05. Apparently...

[Master Gunner]

Unless you're with Wraith, in which case it's more a question of how long could the bear survive?

EDIT: Apparently I could live for 1:04, so you win this time, Siobhan.

[tak197]

I'm also wondering, if you kick a bear in the balls, would it get pissed and attack, or run FROM the attack?

[Machalllewis]

I'm also wondering, if you kick a bear in the balls, would it get pissed and attack, or run FROM the attack?

Good question. Kinda like punching a shark in the nose right?

The thing is if you're kicking a bear in the balls you better hope it aint the mummy bear you're kicking. She's just gonna immediately become enraged with none of the supreme pain that the daddy or baby bear would feel.

[Darkobra]

I'm sure if you kicked a baby bear in the balls, it'd go flying through the air.

[epocalypse]

I'm sure if you kicked a baby bear in the balls, it'd go flying through the air.

that's just horrible...hilarious, but horrible.

[JohnyMcmuffin]

I'm also wondering, if you kick a bear in the balls, would it get pissed and attack, or run FROM the attack?

[Genghis Ares]

Why's it gotta be the Black Bears that stole your Garbage.

[epocalypse]

It don't gotta be, it was! I'm not no racist, son, but I saw what I saw! I blame the bear public schools.

[Genghis Ares]

And that damn Bear Rap music.

[Emperor Gum]

Bear Mace?

[tak197]

Bear Ma$e, I believe.

Also, they may have the potential to be evil, body-crushing overlord wannabes, but kicking a baby bear cub is mean.


I mean Look at this face!

[Machalllewis]

Bear Ma$e, I believe.

Also, they may have the potential to be evil, body-crushing overlord wannabes, but kicking a baby bear cub is mean.


I mean Look at this face!

I would tear that Bears face off and shit in its skull for laughs.

Muahahahahaaaa.