NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Theremin]

Mimm, you do realise that I'm making you see this other thing AS WELL AS Eclipse, right?

You've sealed your own doom.

[Mad Madam Mimm]

Theremin, you realise I can cause you greivious bodily harm AS WELL AS publically humiliating you, right?

Bring it.

[Master Gunner]

*Grabs Popcorn*

[Theremin]

Humiliation AS WELL AS harm?

Ha! How?

[Nodge]

A literal biting wit?

[Arius]

Humiliation AS WELL AS harm?

Ha! How?

I'll take publicly screened castration for $200 Alex.

[Theremin]

Beginning to think the forums don't have my best intrests at heart...

[Mad Madam Mimm]

oh, come on guys. Give me some credit. If I say what i'm going to do here, then it won't be a surprise when the video hits youtube.

[Master Gunner]

Beginning to think the forums don't have my best intrests at heart...

If you EVER thought the forums had your best interests at heart, yer doing it wrong!

[Theremin]

Oh gawd, puppets and clay, puppets and clay, it's gonna involve puppets and clay oh lawd...

[iwashere33]

ha ha, for the children.

[Nomadic]

See, I don't mind really. I'm never going to see it myself, and, well, it'll lead to this. (Read it. I lul'd.)

[Elaro]

Oh, I'm not going to see even that movie, Nomadic. I'm just gonna read the reviews of ignorant (or should I say "innocent"? "undefiled"?) critics and laugh and laugh and laugh.

[epocalypse]

I'm betting on the British One!

[PenninInk]

See, I don't mind really. I'm never going to see it myself, and, well, it'll lead to this. (Read it. I lul'd.)

"Lul'd"? Oh my fucking god I'm practically hyperventilating over here. It's after 3 a.m. so I'm trying not to laught loud enough to wake the entire household, but it's a close-run thing.

Oh. My. God.

And I have to rewrite this shit? I don't think I'll even be able to stomach reading it! I simply cannot, cannot take these books seriously.

[Lavos]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
TAYLOR LAUTNER! Y^_^Y

[PenninInk]

I don't think I want to live in a world where Sharkboy goes to the dogs and then gets the hots for a baby.

Sadly, it would appear I do. Or, I might.



...save us, Stephen Fry. Please save us.

[tak197]

That whole thing about Breaking Dawn being made into a movie? I lol'd hard. Sadly the only viable option for a director is Tim Burton. But he'd make it tasteful.

Well, as tasteful as you can get with vampire snorkling, simulated necrophilia, and a werewolf version of Pedo-bear.

[Evil Jim]

Well, as tasteful as you can get with vampire snorkling, simulated necrophilia, and a werewolf version of Pedo-bear.

Now see, when you take it out of context like that it just sounds ridiculous.

[NachoManLance]

The entire series has already proven to be worse than Maniac. The only real tragedy is that this will inspire other morons to make movies and movie adaptions someday. And when that day happens, the Resistance must be armed.

[Dubious_wolf]

Wait wait is this the one with the crazy violent sex and the Dinner/C-section combo and pedophilia? If so I wanna see this one just to watch Kristen Steward with a pregnancy suit trying to act like her spine is getting the shit beat of it by a demon spawn baby. Laughing outrageously at the expense of others horrible acting for the win.

[Theremin]

Well, as tasteful as you can get with vampire snorkling, simulated necrophilia, and a werewolf version of Pedo-bear.

Now see, when you take it out of context like that it just sounds ridiculous.

Or the scene list for Crank 3.

[Niko88]

At what point do Buffy, Blade and Abraham Van Helsing show up and kill these nits once and for all?

Or maybe Joss Whedon, Marv Wolfman and Bram Stoker can go and beat the shit out of Stephanie Meyer

[Nevrmore]

Why does this topic exist

[PenninInk]

Because we are Nerds! And thus we must probe the impenetrable mysteries of the universe, even when they make us cringe and throw up in our mouths a bit.