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Well in two days ill be leaving icey Finland for the slightly less icey England.
I have been informed of some good things to do, what do some of the english formites or some of those who have been there what are some must do's in England/UK I have until the 6th of febuary (for us kiwis waitangi day)
Also any LRR meets-ups going on during that time.

Awesome for you to be here!

Wherabouts will you be?

If LRR meetups are your thing, Bath has one of the highest concentrations of LRR fans and Season One DVDs in England.

That it does. And we have such a variety!

All of us are special, unique little snowflakes.

And by that he means "we're stereotypical British people. If you can tell which one of us is which I'll be very surprised."

I'm probably wrong but I feel like I'm the only LRR fan in Portugal. I'm lonely. Whereabouts in England are you going to?

As soon as I read you were coming from Finland, the first thing that came to mind was 'Finland, Finland, Finland, it's the country for me.'

Hope you don't get stabbed

Better than being shot.

But worse than being raped?

Nope.

We'll have to set up an experiment, any volunteers?

Who's doing the raping?

We'll need a singular rapist to act as a constant, but a gang rape would allow us more diversity. We will increase the number of rapists in intervals.

But then wouldn't we be studying the effect of cumulative rapings, rather than the effects of a singular rape/gang-rape?

You need to change rapers and rapees each time.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.[/sick joke]


I'm sorry, I'll go away now.

What if we shot people whilst raping them?

e; this has probably gone too far.

Did you hear about this new 3-D pornography?
It looks like it's coming right at you. [/blue joke]

I think this may be a record for both speed in derailing a thread, and also distance from the intended topic. . .

And not a Lavos in sight...

I love how it went from England and LRR meet ups to Rape, shooting and stabbing. I vote for neither, But on the subject of shooting I was in that area the day before the shooting... >< glad we didnt go the day after.

From what I understand, England does not have as high of a ratio of pretty girls that Finland supposedly has.
But it does have QI and Doctor Who!... which you could just watch on Youtube. So everyone wins.

In a match between England and Scotland, Scotland wins for one reason and one reason alone. Nessie

The Beast of Bodmin Moor could totally take Nessie.

We don't need monsters, we have Munster Rugby!

<cough>

Also, the bean sí*.
Ireland rules!

<runs away>

*Anglicised: banshee, lit. fairy woman

I have discovered that Britain has one thing to do and one thing only.

Pubs.

Go to a pub and get sauced.

Britain has good sauces. Did you know there is such a thing as horseradish sauce? And Mint sauce? I eat the packets in the pub.