Do you have a particular brand of toilet paper?
Do you have a particular brand of toilet paper?
Inspired by the latest LRR video, I was left to wonder: Do other people use a specific brand of toilet paper?
I admit that I do. To be honest, the whole development completely surprised me: I had never really cared so much, and just bought whatever was cheapest, until one day I stumbled upon what I currently use and was so impressed that it actually made me care. Now I refuse to use anything else, even though it's in the upper-mid range of cost.
As of yet, I have not met anyone else who shares my fervor, let alone about the same brand.
For the record, it's Cottonelle Ultra, in the purple package.
So what about you guys? Do you have the same passion, or am I being ridiculous?
I admit that I do. To be honest, the whole development completely surprised me: I had never really cared so much, and just bought whatever was cheapest, until one day I stumbled upon what I currently use and was so impressed that it actually made me care. Now I refuse to use anything else, even though it's in the upper-mid range of cost.
As of yet, I have not met anyone else who shares my fervor, let alone about the same brand.
For the record, it's Cottonelle Ultra, in the purple package.
So what about you guys? Do you have the same passion, or am I being ridiculous?
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Which is why I included the third option in the poll.
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You are never too poor for good toilet paper.
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Says the man with the 300 dollar roll.
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And the monogrammed toilet paper!
I'm one broke-ass student, more than one time I've resorted to stealing loo roll from the toilets at the uni!
What? Its in their budget. Like pint glasses from pubs, they expect you to.
I'm one broke-ass student, more than one time I've resorted to stealing loo roll from the toilets at the uni!
What? Its in their budget. Like pint glasses from pubs, they expect you to.
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I don't have a brand I like, but I always great very soft multiple ply toilet paper. One, because you use less of it so it lasts longer. Two, because I have an intestinal condition and when it's acting up, I gotta go lots. Nothing it worse than rough paper on a raw bottom.
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I do not have a particular brand.
I do have standards.
I do have standards.
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My favorite brand: the one on sale.
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I'm partial to a bit of Andrex, the newer vintages are generally pretty good there.
Also it has puppies.
Also it has puppies.
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I enjoy Cashmere. It's like wiping my butt with a soft, furry woodland creature.
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Mentioning puppies reminded me of Francois Rabelais's opinions upon wiping your ring piece with animals.
He said "there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains."
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He said "there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains."
Thankyou once again Stephen Fry! Also references here:- http://www.kirjasto.sci.fi/rabela.htm
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Excellent 1337 post Machalllewis.
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WeedyPirate wrote:I do not have a particular brand.
I do have standards.
Same with me. I go for the cheapest brand that isn't 'cheap.'
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Keith K wrote:Excellent 1337 post Machalllewis.
Ah shit, I knew it was coming up but I totally forgot about it.
Ah wells, anything I coulda done would never have measured up to Mimms 1337 post and at the very least it included the phrase 'bum-gut.'
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I don't buy the toilet paper in my house. It's rather basic stuff, but it doesn't bother me. Occasionally, there are these really small leftover rolls my father brings home from the church he works. Those aren't as nice, but I'm used to it.
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The big-ass Costco megapack. It's not so much quality over quantity, but the stuff is pretty decent.
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I use the blood of my enemies. Don't ask how.
Actually I don't buy it, but at home it tends to be a mid-range two-ply, can't remember what brand it usually is though. At uni it's a crappy one-ply, but it manages to get the job done after I fold it up a few times.
Actually I don't buy it, but at home it tends to be a mid-range two-ply, can't remember what brand it usually is though. At uni it's a crappy one-ply, but it manages to get the job done after I fold it up a few times.
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I made the mistake of buying the grocery store brand in bulk because it was on sale. Let me just say, it is unsatisfactory, and I still have about 10 more rolls of it. I'll use it, but I'll resent it.
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Charmin ultra soft. It's like wiping ones ass with a kitten wrapped in the finest Asian silk.
And I'm with Graham. I'd eat off-brand KD 3 meals a day before I'd sacrifice the good TP.
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And I'm with Graham. I'd eat off-brand KD 3 meals a day before I'd sacrifice the good TP.
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Re: Do you have a particular brand of toilet paper?
The kind that comes in a roll.
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Matt wrote:Charmin ultra soft. It's like wiping ones ass with a kitten wrapped in the finest Asian silk.
And I'm with Graham. I'd eat off-brand KD 3 meals a day before I'd sacrifice the good TP.
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You become significantly less picky when your dormitory bathroom only stocks the basic 1 ply. That being said, every time I visit my folks, I feel like I'm wiping my ass with a fleece blanket.
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goat wrote:Matt wrote:Charmin ultra soft. It's like wiping ones ass with a kitten wrapped in the finest Asian silk.
And I'm with Graham. I'd eat off-brand KD 3 meals a day before I'd sacrifice the good TP.
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You become significantly less picky when your dormitory bathroom only stocks the basic 1 ply. That being said, every time I visit my folks, I feel like I'm wiping my ass with a fleece blanket.
I'd pretty much supply my own. I wouldn't wish that sandpaper-quality trash on my worst enemies.
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My symbiotes provide completely clean digestion, at least when dining on typical fare.
Some of the more exotic foodstuffs aren't broken down completely, but for the most part it's clean sailing.
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Some of the more exotic foodstuffs aren't broken down completely, but for the most part it's clean sailing.
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My friend Amadou is from Senegal, and he told me that he was living in America for over six months before he learned what toilet paper is for. In his country they use a cup of water. When he found out about the high quality stuff, he practically fainted.
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