Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

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Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby Elomin Sha » 21 Jan 2010, 16:56

I like sleeping
I like dreaming (nightmares mainly)
I like weirdness
and I like cheese.

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I guess many if not all know that eating cheese before you go to bed gives you nightmares or something close to it. I need cheese recommendations for what can give me the weirdest/scariest dreams (singly or combination wise).
If anyone knows what their effects are put it next to the cheese.
Example:
Dairylea = weirdness


RESULTS so far:

Several nights ago I started dabbling in cheese induced nightmares. Well I started off on the tamest of the cheeses a wheel of dairylea triangles.

1st night I had one triangle of fake cheese. I dreamt I was hopping around like a kangaroo.

2nd night I had two triangles and was engaged in a fire fight on the death star (somehow knew it was the death star with out being told). I get shot as does a comrade. As we fall to the ground a thermal detonator is thrown between us. We fight to get hold of it by loose wrist slapping each other's hands. I go to throw it but I throw it into my comrade's body and then I wake up.

Then I ran out of cheese.
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby Katie » 21 Jan 2010, 17:28

This sounds like it could be dangerous. I wish you luck in your endeavour *salute*

I have weird and oddly plot-driven dreams without much influence, but at this early stage I'd suggest some cheddar. Solid on a cracker, then melted on toast. Compare results.
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby Ottoman » 21 Jan 2010, 17:49

Hmm. Interesting, to say the least. I rarely dream, so may be I should try this.

For you, I'd try maybe some really stinky cheese; Limburger, perhaps? Or maybe go with some jalapeno-infused cheddar? And as a bonus, you could try cheez-whiz and/or processed slices and see if they have any effect. Because they're not really cheese, as such. . . or at all :/
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby Evil Jim » 21 Jan 2010, 18:03

Casu Marzu; guaranteed to give you nightmares. Fuck, man, just knowing it exists gives me nightmares >_<
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby Master Gunner » 21 Jan 2010, 18:07

Fuck man, now I'll have nightmares. Fortunately, I have a fresh bottle of rum, so it may not be too late!
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby operagirl95 » 21 Jan 2010, 18:17

UGH! That's what I get for clicking an Evil Jim link while eating cheese. Where's the wine?
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby Bananafish » 21 Jan 2010, 18:35

I don't get it. It looks just disgusting enough to still be good

i'd eat the fuck out of that cheese just to say I did.
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby operagirl95 » 21 Jan 2010, 18:37

Ok. So, do maggots taste like chicken?
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby Evil Jim » 21 Jan 2010, 18:40

Bananafish wrote:I don't get it. It looks just disgusting enough to still be good

i'd eat the fuck out of that cheese just to say I did.

Did you see the part about the larva surviving digestive acids & occasionally taking up residence in the intestine, attaching themselves to your insides with their tiny-but-hideous little mouth hooks?
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby Bananafish » 21 Jan 2010, 18:42

If you aren't eating cheese that has even a small chance of killing you then you're the maggot.

Oh my god this would make a perfect episode of House.
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby PenninInk » 21 Jan 2010, 20:52

Ugh, I'm getting Peeps flashbacks here. Thanks so much for reopening that pus-filled wound, Evil Jim.
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby Evil Jim » 21 Jan 2010, 21:12

Peeps? Those innocent little coloured sugar coated, vaguely chicken-shaped marshmallow sweets? Whatever incident you're alluding to you have only yourself to blame. :shock:
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby PenninInk » 21 Jan 2010, 21:16

No, not peeps. Peeps, as in: the grotesquely specific parasitic vampire/zombie apocalypse novel by YA superstar Scott Westerfeld.

Each even chapter went into gruesome detail about a different parasite, and the words "mouth hooks" appeared too much for comfort.

Great book, just don't read it before bed. At least, don't read any of the even numbered chapters before bed.
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby Bananafish » 21 Jan 2010, 21:33

I've never had a Peep, am I missing anything
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby PenninInk » 21 Jan 2010, 21:42

No. No you are not.

But if you want to jog over to Nerdfighteria, you can see a YA author and an environmentalist blogger gorging themselves on peeps to the point of physical illness.

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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby Mister Fiend » 21 Jan 2010, 21:52

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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby Trymantha » 21 Jan 2010, 22:45

Bananafish wrote:I don't get it. It looks just disgusting enough to still be good

i'd eat the fuck out of that cheese just to say I did.



I must agree with this statment.
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby Darkobra » 22 Jan 2010, 00:23

You know that white dust over that cheese? Cheese mite shit and dead skin. Like hell I'm eating that.
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby Elomin Sha » 22 Jan 2010, 02:25

Hmmmm Casu Marzu.........I wonder.
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby Tinasaur » 22 Jan 2010, 04:35

Elomin Sha wrote:Hmmmm Casu Marzu.........I wonder.


You eating that cheese would give ME nightmares.
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby sdhonda » 22 Jan 2010, 04:44

Good luck finding some though. Theres the relief.
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby Bananafish » 22 Jan 2010, 06:42

I wasn't even aware there was a black market for cheese
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby operagirl95 » 22 Jan 2010, 06:48

Yeah, actually a big black market for cheese in the US. I'd love to get my hands on any cheeses made with unpasteurized milk, screw the FDA warning.
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby sdhonda » 22 Jan 2010, 06:53

TO THE AMISH COUNTRY!
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

Postby operagirl95 » 22 Jan 2010, 07:41

THE AMISH!!!!!

Wait, what about the Dutch?

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