Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments
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Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments
I like sleeping
I like dreaming (nightmares mainly)
I like weirdness
and I like cheese.
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I guess many if not all know that eating cheese before you go to bed gives you nightmares or something close to it. I need cheese recommendations for what can give me the weirdest/scariest dreams (singly or combination wise).
If anyone knows what their effects are put it next to the cheese.
Example:
Dairylea = weirdness
RESULTS so far:
Several nights ago I started dabbling in cheese induced nightmares. Well I started off on the tamest of the cheeses a wheel of dairylea triangles.
1st night I had one triangle of fake cheese. I dreamt I was hopping around like a kangaroo.
2nd night I had two triangles and was engaged in a fire fight on the death star (somehow knew it was the death star with out being told). I get shot as does a comrade. As we fall to the ground a thermal detonator is thrown between us. We fight to get hold of it by loose wrist slapping each other's hands. I go to throw it but I throw it into my comrade's body and then I wake up.
Then I ran out of cheese.
I like dreaming (nightmares mainly)
I like weirdness
and I like cheese.
MAIN BODY:
I guess many if not all know that eating cheese before you go to bed gives you nightmares or something close to it. I need cheese recommendations for what can give me the weirdest/scariest dreams (singly or combination wise).
If anyone knows what their effects are put it next to the cheese.
Example:
Dairylea = weirdness
RESULTS so far:
Several nights ago I started dabbling in cheese induced nightmares. Well I started off on the tamest of the cheeses a wheel of dairylea triangles.
1st night I had one triangle of fake cheese. I dreamt I was hopping around like a kangaroo.
2nd night I had two triangles and was engaged in a fire fight on the death star (somehow knew it was the death star with out being told). I get shot as does a comrade. As we fall to the ground a thermal detonator is thrown between us. We fight to get hold of it by loose wrist slapping each other's hands. I go to throw it but I throw it into my comrade's body and then I wake up.
Then I ran out of cheese.
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments
This sounds like it could be dangerous. I wish you luck in your endeavour *salute*
I have weird and oddly plot-driven dreams without much influence, but at this early stage I'd suggest some cheddar. Solid on a cracker, then melted on toast. Compare results.
I have weird and oddly plot-driven dreams without much influence, but at this early stage I'd suggest some cheddar. Solid on a cracker, then melted on toast. Compare results.
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments
Hmm. Interesting, to say the least. I rarely dream, so may be I should try this.
For you, I'd try maybe some really stinky cheese; Limburger, perhaps? Or maybe go with some jalapeno-infused cheddar? And as a bonus, you could try cheez-whiz and/or processed slices and see if they have any effect. Because they're not really cheese, as such. . . or at all :/
For you, I'd try maybe some really stinky cheese; Limburger, perhaps? Or maybe go with some jalapeno-infused cheddar? And as a bonus, you could try cheez-whiz and/or processed slices and see if they have any effect. Because they're not really cheese, as such. . . or at all :/
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments
Casu Marzu; guaranteed to give you nightmares. Fuck, man, just knowing it exists gives me nightmares >_<
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments
Fuck man, now I'll have nightmares. Fortunately, I have a fresh bottle of rum, so it may not be too late!
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UGH! That's what I get for clicking an Evil Jim link while eating cheese. Where's the wine?
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I don't get it. It looks just disgusting enough to still be good
i'd eat the fuck out of that cheese just to say I did.
i'd eat the fuck out of that cheese just to say I did.
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments
Ok. So, do maggots taste like chicken?
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Bananafish wrote:I don't get it. It looks just disgusting enough to still be good
i'd eat the fuck out of that cheese just to say I did.
Did you see the part about the larva surviving digestive acids & occasionally taking up residence in the intestine, attaching themselves to your insides with their tiny-but-hideous little mouth hooks?
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If you aren't eating cheese that has even a small chance of killing you then you're the maggot.
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Oh my god this would make a perfect episode of House.
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Ugh, I'm getting Peeps flashbacks here. Thanks so much for reopening that pus-filled wound, Evil Jim.
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Peeps? Those innocent little coloured sugar coated, vaguely chicken-shaped marshmallow sweets? Whatever incident you're alluding to you have only yourself to blame.
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No, not peeps. Peeps, as in: the grotesquely specific parasitic vampire/zombie apocalypse novel by YA superstar Scott Westerfeld.
Each even chapter went into gruesome detail about a different parasite, and the words "mouth hooks" appeared too much for comfort.
Great book, just don't read it before bed. At least, don't read any of the even numbered chapters before bed.
Each even chapter went into gruesome detail about a different parasite, and the words "mouth hooks" appeared too much for comfort.
Great book, just don't read it before bed. At least, don't read any of the even numbered chapters before bed.
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I've never had a Peep, am I missing anything
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No. No you are not.
But if you want to jog over to Nerdfighteria, you can see a YA author and an environmentalist blogger gorging themselves on peeps to the point of physical illness.
http://www.nerdfighters.com
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments
Bananafish wrote:I don't get it. It looks just disgusting enough to still be good
i'd eat the fuck out of that cheese just to say I did.
I must agree with this statment.
Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments
You know that white dust over that cheese? Cheese mite shit and dead skin. Like hell I'm eating that.
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments
Hmmmm Casu Marzu.........I wonder.
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Re: Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments
Elomin Sha wrote:Hmmmm Casu Marzu.........I wonder.
You eating that cheese would give ME nightmares.
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Good luck finding some though. Theres the relief.
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I wasn't even aware there was a black market for cheese
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Yeah, actually a big black market for cheese in the US. I'd love to get my hands on any cheeses made with unpasteurized milk, screw the FDA warning.
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TO THE AMISH COUNTRY!
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THE AMISH!!!!!
Wait, what about the Dutch?
Wait, what about the Dutch?
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