Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments

[Elomin Sha]

It's an old joke from Ask An Alex Live, eLOLmin Sha. Alex's friend Ian gave it to me when I tried to get him to ban himself from the chat.

It should also be known I didn't have any cheese last night. but tonight, dairylea + 4 slices of Dutch evilness.

[Elomin Sha]

Unh, man that was some good Casu Marzu. What? It's June? Where the hell did four months go? What have I been doing?

[Evil Jim]

So are you gonna tell us about the Casu Marzu?

[theDreamer]

YOU ACTUALLY HAD IT?!

Pics or Shens.

[Elomin Sha]

Who are you people? Why are you yelling at me?

[Kirkygirl]

We're just figments of your imagination ELOLmin Sha. Now, tell us of the cheese.

Sorry to threadjack, but I typically have weird, and sometimes clairvoyant dreams. I don't know if it's because of what I had at dinner that night but...yeah.

/threadjack

Also, anything weird happen when you have "normal" cheese, like cheddar and mozzarella?

-Kirkygirl

[Elomin Sha]

No Casu Marzu I'm afraid.
It's been awhile since I've been here so I'm going to try and start back up again.

[Kirkygirl]

Please...just make sure that you have access to a good emergency room and a bit of leeway to call in sick for work. And let us know what yummies you encounter so we can all try them!

-Kirkygirl

[Elomin Sha]

Will do.

[madrak_the_red]

Man, I only get dreams that leave me with a deep sense of resentment, sadness and disapointment after I wake up.
I need to get me some more crazy dreams. Now where did I leave that big block of cheddar...

[Elomin Sha]

I've had one dream which gave me that same feelings and left a deep scar in my mind. I don't think any cheese will create a dream like that.

[madrak_the_red]

If you find one, you could call it 'the suicide cheese'
Or maybe emo cheese

[Elomin Sha]

Or 'Elomin does not want to experience THAT dream again'. I don't want to wake up again almost on the verge of a mental break down.

[The Jester]

... Why do you delight in nightmares then? I mean, fair enough if a dream leaves you like that, but ... I don't know what to say.

I can' remember bad dreams. I must have had some, as a kid, but these days the dreams I can remember involve very strong narative structures and usually lots of fighting. >.>

Never experimented with cheesedreams.. What are your findings so far on the effects of cheese on dream content?

[Elomin Sha]

There are nightmares that entertain. There has only been one that I didn't like.


It's too early to say, I've only had three cheese. Mature Cheddar, Dairylea and Dutch Edam. It does have an affect over you but I can't say how much of one.

[thadivilhimsewf]

Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments is the name of my prog rock band.

[AlexanderDitto]

Elomin Sha's Nighttime Cheese Experiments is the name of my prog rock band.

Of My Prog is the name of my Death Cab for Cutie cover band.

Also I demand more cheese-fueled dream exploration!

I've had one dream which gave me that same feelings and left a deep scar in my mind.

I get those a lot. It's... not pleasant.

[Elomin Sha]

I better be getting some royalties for the use of my name.