Hail to ye forumites of LRR

[Highlander]

I've been away for a while sampling new things and travelling the many countries of this bounteous earth. But I have returned, what news do you have for me? What brave new discoveries have you made?

I came back because I love the atmosphere on these forms, you just can't get it anywhere else.

OMG WINK FACE! is that new or am I retarded?

[Annchan]

The escapist

[Theremin]

I has a lady friend now.

[iamafish]

someone's bragging

(having said that, i feel compelled to add that i too have a lady friend now. wait, does that mean that all three alex's on the forum have lady friends? ir is aruis letting us down?)

[Theremin]

Hey, that are the one and only time I shall mention it.

Her, dammit, not 'it'. XD

[Intellectually funky]

Tim is an official Crew member now, Welcome back BTW.

[Dempsas]

I too am traveling. Finland, UK, maybe France, Australia then home to NZ.. Though I still manage to find time to check the forums and get my LRR fix.
We all do. But so far its been great.

Where did the highlander wander on the great planet??

[iamafish]

Hey, that are the one and only time I shall mention it.

Her, dammit, not 'it'. XD

your woman is an object for your own amusement (funny how 'semen' is contained in the word amusement). 'It' is the correct term. 'She' is to assign too much value to her... it (goddamnit) as a human being.

[Theremin]

But I have no experience in playing Dominator...

[elvor]

Mr. Theremin treats objects like women man!

[Theremin]

Shouldn't you be holding a hand and cooing sweet nothings?

[elvor]

She's busy revising for yet another exam tomorrow. Hand holding will commence after that.

[Theremin]

Oh, how chaste.

Maybe then a glass of milk and a prayer?

[WBAGNR]

I joined the forum. Not sure how exciting this is, except I live in Bournville, where [s]Cadbury's[/s] Kraft's factory is.

[elvor]

Oh, how chaste.

Maybe then a glass of milk and a prayer?

Did I say that's all that was gonna happen?
There may be kisses as well!
You're the one who mentioned hand holding first.

[Theremin]

ooh. Have fun.

I suddenly find your 'Big Daddy' somewhat ambiguous...

[TheRocket]

Is it just me or does everyone on this forum have spring fever lately?

[iamafish]

i think we've all gone insane.

[Theremin]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Everyone's been all pinched and shriveled from the cold for months. Now's the time to roll in ze hay!

[elvor]

I suddenly find your 'Big Daddy' somewhat ambiguous...

No... just no.

[Annchan]

Oh, we were supposed to talk about our personal lives? I'm pregnant....

Was user 'Kawaiicaps' a while ago so you might remember me as such.

[NachoManLance]

Not much has changed, really. All we've recently discovered is that Paul is really a black guy.

[Darkobra]

I have been said to look like Ville Valo.

[Theremin]

I have been said to look like Ville Valo.

That's...unfortunate.

[Master Gunner]

I have been said to look like Ville Valo.

That's...unfortunate.

That's...an understatement.