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I want your puns

Postby Constantine » 02 Feb 2010, 11:09

Post any terrible pun here, with regulations of the site naturally.
I'll start. What do you call an epic picture, Epic. I guess that is more of a portmanteau, but I think you get the level of content I'm looking for.
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Re: I want your puns

Postby Theremin » 02 Feb 2010, 11:11

"We will make this grater than ever."

I win the thread.
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Re: I want your puns

Postby Dave-O_Boy » 02 Feb 2010, 11:11

The other day in one of my music classes, the professor was going over something about changing clefs and accidentally said "Don't do that, that would be treble" (instead of terrible). Which is funny for music folks.
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Re: I want your puns

Postby Theremin » 02 Feb 2010, 11:17

Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
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Re: I want your puns

Postby Huxley » 02 Feb 2010, 11:20

For that, I'm going to have to throw you in the pun-itentiary
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Re: I want your puns

Postby epocalypse » 02 Feb 2010, 11:37

Pixar is Up for Best Picture.
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Re: I want your puns

Postby Alja-Markir » 02 Feb 2010, 11:44

Image

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Re: I want your puns

Postby epocalypse » 02 Feb 2010, 11:50

A bilingual Portuguese/English pun: the Portuguese word "Puxe", pronounced in continental Portuguese as "Push", literally means "Pull". I have had some real fun with English speakers in Lisbon by exploiting this. good times.
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Re: I want your puns

Postby Intellectually funky » 02 Feb 2010, 12:26

A customer goes through my grocery line buying a frozen turkey and I say" Sir, This is one way to go COLD TURKEY(Pause for effect)".

Eating a banana whilst driving with a friend and Journey's Don't stop believing comes on, It gets to the part where it says "hold on to your feelings" and I say "Hold on to your PEELINGS(pause for effect)"

My brother tried making a pun and it wasn't a very good pun so I said" that wasn't very PUNNY(pause for effect).

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Re: I want your puns

Postby Trymantha » 02 Feb 2010, 12:28

Alja-Markir wrote:Image

~xkcd~


beat me to it, but thats not surprising.
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Re: I want your puns

Postby Tim » 02 Feb 2010, 12:53

I punt your ones.


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Re: I want your puns

Postby Theremin » 02 Feb 2010, 12:55

Keep misreadng the title as

"I want your buns."

Which sounds like an erotic thriller set in a bakery.
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Re: I want your puns

Postby operagirl95 » 02 Feb 2010, 13:07

Theremin wrote:Keep misreadng the title as

"I want your buns."

Which sounds like an erotic thriller set in a bakery.


Hm, things might get a bit sticky.


EDIT: ...and 2 hours later I get the double entendre. Really, I posted this simply making a pun of a favorite baked good.
Last edited by operagirl95 on 02 Feb 2010, 18:21, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: I want your puns

Postby Theremin » 02 Feb 2010, 13:10

operagirl95 wrote:
Theremin wrote:Keep misreadng the title as

"I want your buns."

Which sounds like an erotic thriller set in a bakery.


Hm, things might get a bit sticky.

We ought to keep the banter light and fluffy.
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Re: I want your puns

Postby Vigafre » 02 Feb 2010, 13:13

You bet your sweet ass we will.

(Synonym puns!)
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Re: I want your puns

Postby Bananafish » 02 Feb 2010, 13:45

Water you talking about?!
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Re: I want your puns

Postby Theremin » 02 Feb 2010, 14:24

Orange you curious?
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Re: I want your puns

Postby Intellectually funky » 02 Feb 2010, 16:09

That is berry nice.
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Re: I want your puns

Postby VanHelsing23 » 02 Feb 2010, 16:57

Yes, but I know a batter one.
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Re: I want your puns

Postby operagirl95 » 02 Feb 2010, 18:20

Edit: It wasn't a good pun.
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Re: I want your puns

Postby Intellectually funky » 02 Feb 2010, 18:27

Its nice to meat you(pause for effect)

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and
says, "Dam!"

John Hancock didn't retire, he just resigned.

This thread is awesome BTW.
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Re: I want your puns

Postby Alja-Markir » 02 Feb 2010, 18:35

Old thieves never die, they just steal away.
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Re: I want your puns

Postby Dave-O_Boy » 02 Feb 2010, 18:49

What did they call the midget psychic who escaped prison? A Short Medium at Large.
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Re: I want your puns

Postby Intellectually funky » 02 Feb 2010, 19:21

Dave-O_Boy wrote:What did they call the midget psychic who escaped prison? A Short Medium at Large.


That one made me laugh pretty hard.
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Re: I want your puns

Postby The Italian » 02 Feb 2010, 19:32

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

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