Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
I have set up a model building workshop at my campus that's set to kick off around the 15th of March.
Last week I was supposed to be promoting the workshop with pamphlets that me and the campus activity board had created along with a table featuring a bunch of models that I myself had created. There was also going to be a woman who makes custom street signs and free pizza. If that won't get potential customers then nothing will, right? It was all going to happen on a Tuesday... then the snow hit. "No problem" I thought when I got an e-mail saying that the event had been rescheduled for Thursday. Then more snow hit... balls. Rescheduled again! This time for another Tuesday... which is today... and there's 10 inches of snow on the ground...
Rescheduled AGAIN for this Thursday, and to top it off, the street sign woman is no longer able to attend... It's like God has something against my model workshop.
How has Mother Nature fucked up your plans?
Last week I was supposed to be promoting the workshop with pamphlets that me and the campus activity board had created along with a table featuring a bunch of models that I myself had created. There was also going to be a woman who makes custom street signs and free pizza. If that won't get potential customers then nothing will, right? It was all going to happen on a Tuesday... then the snow hit. "No problem" I thought when I got an e-mail saying that the event had been rescheduled for Thursday. Then more snow hit... balls. Rescheduled again! This time for another Tuesday... which is today... and there's 10 inches of snow on the ground...
Rescheduled AGAIN for this Thursday, and to top it off, the street sign woman is no longer able to attend... It's like God has something against my model workshop.
How has Mother Nature fucked up your plans?
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Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
Warmest winter on record left VANOC importing snow by truck to Cypress from Manning Park, 3 hours away, at a cost of millions to the BC taxpayer.
Trump'd, bitch. :p
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Trump'd, bitch. :p
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Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
Even better; weather in Sochi, Russia, (the site of the 2014 Winter Olympics) is fluctuating between 11 and 16 degrees celcius.
Go go global warming!
Go go global warming!
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Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
metcarfre wrote:Even better; weather in Sochi, Russia, (the site of the 2014 Winter Olympics) is fluctuating between 11 and 16 degrees celcius.
Go go global warming!
Nope, it's cold outside, no global warming. Don't you watch Fox News? (I hope that transfers as sarcasm)
Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
Wait it's dark outside, Global Dimming must be true!
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Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
Ohmigawd, someone change the bulb before we're all killed!
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Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
Matt wrote:Warmest winter on record left VANOC importing snow by truck to Cypress from Manning Park, 3 hours away, at a cost of millions to the BC taxpayer.
Trump'd, bitch. :p
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Ah, but 'Vancouver 2010' is still going ahead; at this point it's beginning to look doubtful for poor Shea and that model making workshop.
And why are you trying to play a trump when we are playing Crazy Eights, Matt?
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Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
Maybe, but she's a freak in bed.
Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
?Mister Fiend wrote:Maybe, but she's a freak in bed.
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Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
that was a response to the thread title.
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Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
I figured that out right as you responded, and now I can't delete it. Is this what they call "being ninja'd"?
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Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
Worst I get for Mrs.Nature f**ing with me is the power going out during storm season around fall, oh and frying my router by landing lightning directly on the roof.
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Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
I just hate getting ice on my car.
Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
GreigKM wrote:metcarfre wrote:Even better; weather in Sochi, Russia, (the site of the 2014 Winter Olympics) is fluctuating between 11 and 16 degrees celcius.
Go go global warming!
Nope, it's cold outside, no global warming. Don't you watch Fox News? (I hope that transfers as sarcasm)
Actually, the massive amounts of snow are proof that global warming is completely invalid and all the bleeding heart liberals that are trying to destroy America with their hatred of good American Values and babies AND PUPPIES ... wait ... what was I talking about? Doesn't matter. All that matters is that Obama sucks and is causing the recession and personally firing people and keeping them from getting new jobs.
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Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
Global warming hits hard here in California. It was a fantastic day today. Nice and warm. But then it got dark and cold.
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Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
Yep, over 14 C here in Victoria. I was outside all day doing landscaping in my t-shirt and quite enjoying the warmth of the sun on my back.
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Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
Yeah it has been nice the last couple of days here. I wish I had been out side procrastinating about cleaning and packing rather than inside procrastinating.
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Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
Here, on the other hand, it's 2C with winds gusting up to 31km/h. Still warm, relative to what it's usually like, but still, damn you and your Florida-like climate.
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Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
Meteorologists agree that the current global weather patterns have nothing to do with Global warming, and everything to do with El Niño. So quit yer whining, it'll be back to normal next year
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Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
I can still hate the fact that it's bright, warm, and sunny outside if I want to. It's February, dammit!
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Re: Mother Nature is a fat, ugly, mean-spirited mega-bitch.
of course you can! the weather does suck, there's no denying that!
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