What makes a man?

[epocalypse]

a real man is one who can admit that the first fifteen minutes of Up made him tear up, and that it makes him no less of a man! Do you hear me!?! NO LESS OF A MAN!!!

[Danielle Pepin]

Man that can protect without being violent unless absolutely necessary...He are hero and is kind and respects all especially women equally.

Real man can cry...but may never sparkle while sucking cock.

[Gordon Fearman]

a real man is one who can admit that the first fifteen minutes of Up made him tear up, and that it makes him no less of a man! Do you hear me!?! NO LESS OF A MAN!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Machalllewis]

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on";

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!

- I'm just gonna come out and say it. Rudyard Kipling has some high standards when it comes to being a man.

[Huxley]

I'm not sure of the exact number, but after a man walks down a few roads, you can truly call him a man.

But wait, he was already a man when he started walking down the roads...shit...one minute, I'm going back to the laboratory.

[Gordon Fearman]

It's 42 roads, btw.

[Elaro]

What makes a man? His mother's uterus... plus 18 to 21 years of living.

And then you've got a man!

[Brad]

This right here.

Try to contain yourselves, ladies.

[Brad]

and gentlemen.

[Machalllewis]

Im gonna be honest with you Brad I scanned your posts for some kind of link or spoiler comment for about 30 seconds before I realised that you were referring to yourself.

I'm not sure if thats a problem with me or you.

[Arius]

I challenge Brad to a Man-off...

After my leg hair grows back from the whole cross dressing thing.

...

I live a weird life.

[infinite_guest]

Balls.

/thread

Well, there is such a thing as a transman. Balls make a male, but gender is a societal construct. </pretension>

Of course, then you have castratti, but that's a whole other matter entirely.

A man is someone who considers himself a man, I suppose.

[Machalllewis]

Balls.

/thread

Well, there is such a thing as a transman. Balls make a male, but gender is a societal construct. </pretension>

Of course, then you have castratti, but that's a whole other matter entirely.

A man is someone who considers himself a man, I suppose.

I've got a step brother who doesn't have a penis or balls (trans-gender). Also what about people who have orchidectomies (i.e ball removal) because of cancer? What if they just have one removed? Does that make them a half-man?

[Anatidaephobia]

"In the end what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power? No, a man chooses, and a slave obeys!"

~Andrew Ryan

[Cheeseonfire]

Owning all three seasons of Veronica Mars.

[Majestic Thrust]

A true man in this age is a badass hairy guy who can barbacue meat but not cook, clean cars, but not clothes, who scratches his balls, and who can attract women at his whim.

There are other types of men, such as wise men, classy men, sexists, nerds, and even gobstoppers, but i wont go into detail.

[epocalypse]

Balls.

/thread

Well, there is such a thing as a transman. Balls make a male, but gender is a societal construct. </pretension>

Of course, then you have castratti, but that's a whole other matter entirely.

A man is someone who considers himself a man, I suppose.

I've got a step brother who doesn't have a penis or balls (trans-gender). Also what about people who have orchidectomies (i.e ball removal) because of cancer? What if they just have one removed? Does that make them a half-man?

Not the balls on your body, fools! The balls... in your heart.

a real man is one who can admit that the first fifteen minutes of Up made him tear up, and that it makes him no less of a man! Do you hear me!?! NO LESS OF A MAN!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Indeed, Gordon, It's funny cause it's true.

[Wolfwood723]

I've always liked the line from Boyz in da Hood.

"Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to raise his kids."

And I really think that one way to measure a man is by how he raises his children so yeah.

[Master Gunner]

....There are very few people on these forums I would trust with kids, so I don't think we can use that as a valid determination method.

[Gordon Fearman]

a real man is one who can admit that the first fifteen minutes of Up made him tear up, and that it makes him no less of a man! Do you hear me!?! NO LESS OF A MAN!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Indeed, Gordon, It's funny cause it's true.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Theremin]

What kind of man could do a thing like that...?

A man like me.
A man like me.
A man like me.

[Gordon Fearman]

This comic.

[Danielle Pepin]

I've always liked the line from Boyz in da Hood.

"Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to raise his kids."

And I really think that one way to measure a man is by how he raises his children so yeah.

Truer words never been spoken. Real men don't disappear at the sight of responsibility...any responsibility really but putting kids first ahead of their own impulses or fears is the most honorable and desirable thing a man can do.

Actions really speak louder than words too...any man can say they'll do something and make promises however it's all in the follow through. Hence the phrase: "I'm a MAN of my word."

[Gordon Fearman]

I've learned something. Women don't understand men at all. Seriously, you're all wrong.

[Deadpool]

Real men know what other men love, and are not afraid to give it to them because they feel completely comfortable with their own selves. Or at least that is what I have been doing...