Codename New Scotland

[Alja-Markir]

ARCHIVE QUERY: New Scotland

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Section 1/[無] - Charter

Inasmuch as the PLANET designated MHK12964 (local/common: Sol Γ / Γῆ / Tellus / Earth), under the JURISDICTION of ENTITY COMMENSURATE designated 無無無無無無無 (local/common: Alja-Markir, 無無無無無無無, Kitesh Hrr'pao, Neochummer <licit calumny>), has DISCOMFITED all requisite SHIBBOLETHS in excellence of FOREORDINATIONS of ANABASIS, evidenced inperturbably within ACCORDANCE to sufficient SENTINELS; ENTITY COMMENSURATE endeavors a spirit BESPEAKING possessant of ALLOWANCE unto SUPERAGITATED CONSTRUCT FORMATION as ENTITLED.

PRELIMINARY CONSIDERATION - BESPEAKING BROOKED.

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....... transcripture corroded.

??vassalageundormant/BlackOmen

[Arius]

Right.

Who hid Alja's meds? Gordon?

[Master Gunner]

*sigh* The paperwork on this will be a mess. I can feel the cramps already.

[Evil Jim]

Seriously? Crap.

無 = "nothing"

[Alja-Markir]

Profferment of CONSIDERATION:

無 rests SYMBOLIC of myriad CONNOTATIONS. Entity herein designated EVIL JIM meets condition of the RECEIPT of PROFFERED ADVISEMENT of expanded COGNITIVE NEGOTIATION: address synonyms CONGLOMERATED of HISTORICITY / CONTEXT.

Verbage NOTHING deemed ALIENATED regarding INTENTIONS.

??vassalageundormant/BlackOmen

[Evil Jim]

Cool! I'll take two!

[epocalypse]

Listen, Alja, If you're going to want us to decode this elaborate message, you'll have to offer us a reward or, alternatively, kill someone and leave copies of the post with the body. That said, the answer is 36.6741.

/duh.

[Darkobra]

The original Scotland is fine. It spawned me! Right. Point taken.

[Alja-Markir]

Unprophecized event sequence. Domain IRREGULARITY compounded DIRECTIVES of DETERMINATION.

SUMMONS - PROGENITOR. BlackOmen encroaching registration of OFFLINE STATUS pending ELUCIDATION.

Thank you for your time. A deific representative will process this discourse as soon as possible.

??vassalageundormant/BlackOmen

[Arius]

So, uh... That just happened.

[Gordon Fearman]

...? Oh man! I knew those weren't Sweet Tarts when I was at Alja's place. That explains all those hallucinations I've been having.

[Keith K]

What's this about Nova Scotia?

[korri]

I am so confused

[Theremin]

Profferment of VISCOUS SELF-FLAGELLATION:

~@ TRYSTS SYMBOLIC of thousandfold Profferationz. Entire heroin embryo enema Vixen Tim meets CAKE HOLOCAUST of the diamond RECEIVER of PROLETARIOT ADVISEMENT of COCKRING NEGATIVITY: landmine synonyms COAGULATED of KRAMER vs. CONTEXT.

Doobage NOTHING creamed ASSPHYXIATED regarding pearly white INTENTIONS.

??doobageundervenerealdoormat/QuackOmen

[Gordon Fearman]

Don't worry guys. I called the paramedics. He'll be getting help real soon.

[Keab42]

Clearly the Chroniton radiation is causing interference with his internet connection.

[masamune]

best thread in months.

[epocalypse]

Alja is quite the robot... except when he's broken.

[Mister Fiend]

That's the last time I snort wasabi off a Bengal tiger.

[Evil Jim]

He's not a robot, he's our resident time traveler & trebuchet enthusiast.

[Gordon Fearman]

Except when I don't accidentally take his meds. Shh, don't disturb him. It'll all be over soon.

[Elaro]

If "The Job" is anything to go by, Tim is one of Alja's backup/iterative body/personality.

Oh, and Alja: SENTINELS' radiated signal CONFIRMED. Endeavor CONDONED and REGISTERED.

BROOKED.

[Keab42]

Maybe somebody stole his trebuchet...

[Theremin]

ERROR ERROR

subject: MorGAN VANHUMBECK mistook unit: ALJA-MARKIR for LOve DrOid.*@#()$$$$$...

EssEntial cIrcuits covered in pearly WHITE spooooge...

[Myrph]

For a moment there, I thought I actually knew what this entire thread was about... But then the moment of madness passed and I returned to my blissful ignorance!