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The Sex Thread

Postby Master Gunner » 11 Mar 2010, 16:40

Just because it's surprising we don't have one, and the topic comes up frequently in the relationship threads, here's a dedicated thread for all sex and sex-related discussion, innuendos, entendres, puns, copypasta, or whatever else you can think of.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Ayailla » 11 Mar 2010, 16:44

This is so not gonna clear up the relationship thread. Won't keep Matt out either.
Especially not considering how good he was at coming up with bad things to shout during sex. Disturbingly good...
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby I X » 11 Mar 2010, 16:45

In before lock. :D
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby davefp » 11 Mar 2010, 16:45

Bad things to shout during sex: "This is disturbingly good!"
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Digital Dolphin » 11 Mar 2010, 16:45

I suppose it was really only a matter of time!

Here's a question to get people started off... do you consider oral sex to be sex?
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Master Gunner » 11 Mar 2010, 16:45

Who said anything about keeping Matt out? We can just continue that here.


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EDIT: I consider oral sex to be sex. Not the same kind of sex as penetrative sex, of course, but still definitely under the category of "sex".
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Ayailla » 11 Mar 2010, 16:47

Master Gunner wrote:Who said anything about keeping Matt out?


Didn't really want to. In any sense of the word.

Hey, it's the sex thread. I feel that my pervyness is completely justified. Now quick... make loads of posts before he discoveres this thread.

Oral sex: I suppose it is... but at the same time, it's not as if you can lose your virginity because you've had oral. Or given it. It's not penetrative, like Gunner said.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Tree-Vor » 11 Mar 2010, 16:48

Oral in my opinion is just a lacking substitute for sex.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Matt » 11 Mar 2010, 16:48

Digital Dolphin wrote:I suppose it was really only a matter of time!

Here's a question to get people started off... do you consider oral sex to be sex?


In terms of virginity? No, but I don't have any particularly well reasoned argument for why.

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Ayailla » 11 Mar 2010, 16:49

Ah crap... he got here quick.

I mean... Hey, Matt! No creepy posts here. Nope.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Matt » 11 Mar 2010, 16:50

I am eternal. Everywhere yet nowhere. I see all and hear all. I am the alpha and the omega. The Beginning and the end.

There is nowhere for you to hide on these boards.

Except the forum games threads. Fuck those nerds.

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby I X » 11 Mar 2010, 16:51

Oral sex is sex, hence the name, but virginity refers specifically to penetrative sex as far as I'm concerned.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Tree-Vor » 11 Mar 2010, 16:51

Ayailla was going to make a post about how when Matt was trying to figure out what eat for lunch earlier it should have been her.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Jillers » 11 Mar 2010, 16:51

Ayailla wrote: Now quick... make loads of posts before he discoveres this thread.


*chortle*


As far as oral sex goes... what is "is"
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby I X » 11 Mar 2010, 16:51

<shudder>
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Ayailla » 11 Mar 2010, 16:51

I know somewhere you're not. Mind you... that place isn't in the boards. :)

And watch it... I made one of those games.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Ayailla » 11 Mar 2010, 16:52

Tree-Vor wrote:Ayailla was going to make a post about how when Matt was trying to figure out what eat for lunch earlier it should have been her.


I was so not!!! And nice one, dragging Twitter into here, kicking and screaming.
Not sure whether to replace my existing suit fetish quote with this one, though.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby I X » 11 Mar 2010, 16:53

You think Matt cares?

He's a maverick mod that doesn't play by the rules. But dammit he gets RESULTS!
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Tree-Vor » 11 Mar 2010, 16:53

@Ayailla It's better when they're kicking and screaming
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Ayailla » 11 Mar 2010, 16:54

You just get all the ladies, don't you? By the hair, mostly. Unwillingly.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Matt » 11 Mar 2010, 16:55

You do know it's less work just to slip a roofie in their drink right?

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Tree-Vor » 11 Mar 2010, 16:55

@Ayailla stop being jealous
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Tree-Vor » 11 Mar 2010, 16:55

Matt wrote:You do know it's less work just to slip a roofie in their drink right?

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Master Gunner » 11 Mar 2010, 16:56

Matt wrote:
Digital Dolphin wrote:I suppose it was really only a matter of time!

Here's a question to get people started off... do you consider oral sex to be sex?


In terms of virginity? No, but I don't have any particularly well reasoned argument for why.

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Historically I don't think it would have being considered "sex", especially in terms of virginity, because it carries no chance of childbirth (except for that one case where a girl was stabbed after giving head, which provided a path for the sperm out of the stomach where they managed to fertilize an egg). In modern terms though, it would only be considered not-sex because of that historical tradition, which is the only reason virginity is anything of a deal today anyways.

These days, "virginity" is merely the line between having "no" experience with sex (with another person) and having "at least one" experience. If you have gone down on someone, then I don't think you can argue that you completely lack sexual experience with another person.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Ayailla » 11 Mar 2010, 16:56

Of you getting all the ladies? Not sure I'd be jealous of that.

Matt wrote:You do know it's less work just to slip a roofie in their drink right?

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Oh Matt, you're so romantic. XD
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