The Sex Thread

Drop by and talk about anything you want. This is where all cheese-related discussions should go
User avatar
Laurnil
Posts: 2373
Joined: 23 Apr 2009, 15:31
First Video: Cannot remember
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Contact:

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Laurnil » 21 Jun 2010, 05:51

The Jester wrote:Well I've heard girls say they don't like using them either, which confused me. In fact, I've heard girls say it a lot more recently than any guy.



I think girls have a problem with the intimacy and the lack of knowledge issue. I find when girls know how to properly put on a condom themselves, they're more willing to use them. It's also sexier when the girl puts in on. It's a together thing rather than a waiting around for the guy to do it thing, which leads to situations that began Knocked Up. That whole scene I wanted to say, "well, why don't you put it on for him?".
Laurnil

http://www.twitter.com/laurnil

FYI: Laurnil is short for Laura Nichelle
User avatar
Zyxst
Posts: 219
Joined: 01 Feb 2008, 15:00
Location: 127.0.0.1

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Zyxst » 21 Jun 2010, 06:38

empath wrote:Image


His O face, not mine.
User avatar
empath
Posts: 13531
Joined: 28 Nov 2007, 17:20
First Video: How to Talk Like a Pirate
Location: back in the arse end of nowhere

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby empath » 21 Jun 2010, 15:45

Elomin Sha wrote:*eLOLmin completely confused* You were stroking a pet oyster? If you want the pearl just crack its mouth open with a crowbar.


...I'll tell you when you're older. ;)
Image
Image
Image
User avatar
Laurnil
Posts: 2373
Joined: 23 Apr 2009, 15:31
First Video: Cannot remember
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Contact:

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Laurnil » 21 Jun 2010, 15:57

How many guys here like it when the girl puts on a condom?
Laurnil

http://www.twitter.com/laurnil

FYI: Laurnil is short for Laura Nichelle
User avatar
empath
Posts: 13531
Joined: 28 Nov 2007, 17:20
First Video: How to Talk Like a Pirate
Location: back in the arse end of nowhere

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby empath » 21 Jun 2010, 16:02

Hell, as long as she's touching it (and not DOING HARM), I'm a happy guy! :mrgreen:
Image
Image
Image
evilgenius
Posts: 127
Joined: 16 Feb 2010, 18:39
First Video: How to talk like a Pirate
Location: New Jersey

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby evilgenius » 21 Jun 2010, 19:16

To be honest it's never really come up my girl friend really doesn't mind the wait. To be frank I don't really get the "it's taking too long thing" I mean it's 30 seconds it's not that bad especially compared to 9 months pregnant.
User avatar
Laurnil
Posts: 2373
Joined: 23 Apr 2009, 15:31
First Video: Cannot remember
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Contact:

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Laurnil » 21 Jun 2010, 19:22

Well, any moment I'm not molesting my partner is a moment that simply cools the mood.
Laurnil

http://www.twitter.com/laurnil

FYI: Laurnil is short for Laura Nichelle
User avatar
Master Gunner
Defending us from The Dutch!
Posts: 19383
Joined: 29 Oct 2006, 12:19
First Video: How To Talk Like A Pirate
Location: In Limbo.

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Master Gunner » 21 Jun 2010, 19:32

I would think you putting it on him would solve that particular problem.
TheRocket wrote:Apparently the crotch area could not contain the badonkadonk area.
Twitter | Click here to join the Desert Bus Community Chat.
User avatar
Laurnil
Posts: 2373
Joined: 23 Apr 2009, 15:31
First Video: Cannot remember
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Contact:

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Laurnil » 21 Jun 2010, 19:38

yes, yes it does, which was precisely my point in saying that...sorry, I should have been more clear.
Laurnil

http://www.twitter.com/laurnil

FYI: Laurnil is short for Laura Nichelle
evilgenius
Posts: 127
Joined: 16 Feb 2010, 18:39
First Video: How to talk like a Pirate
Location: New Jersey

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby evilgenius » 21 Jun 2010, 19:49

Laurnil wrote:Well, any moment I'm not molesting my partner is a moment that simply cools the mood.


Yeah I can see where you're coming from It's just never bothered me since the sex is still really good
User avatar
Laurnil
Posts: 2373
Joined: 23 Apr 2009, 15:31
First Video: Cannot remember
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Contact:

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Laurnil » 21 Jun 2010, 20:02

Okay, maybe I just have a thing about putting on the condoms myself. I'm sick and weird, SICK AND WEIRD!!!

;)
Laurnil

http://www.twitter.com/laurnil

FYI: Laurnil is short for Laura Nichelle
evilgenius
Posts: 127
Joined: 16 Feb 2010, 18:39
First Video: How to talk like a Pirate
Location: New Jersey

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby evilgenius » 21 Jun 2010, 20:11

lol it's not that wierd I've thought about it it just never comes up in the moment.
User avatar
Cade Antilles
Posts: 1477
Joined: 24 Mar 2009, 15:01
First Video: Man Cooking - The Gigantor
Location: California, USA
Contact:

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Cade Antilles » 21 Jun 2010, 20:48

Laurnil wrote:How many guys here like it when the girl puts on a condom?

I would like it, but it's never happened. At the very least, I would like to try it.

As for why it hasn't happened, it's pretty much been my partners' excuses. "I don't want to screw it up/hurt you." or "I hate the smell of latex." or "I like to watch you put it on." I found the last one amusing.

Laurnil wrote:Okay, maybe I just have a thing about putting on the condoms myself. I'm sick and weird, SICK AND WEIRD!!!

;)

No you're not. You're just open and adventurous. Good qualities in a partner. ;)
Image
"May the Force rock you!"

Professional Procrastinators - Insuring a better tomorrow, by having more fun today!
User avatar
Laurnil
Posts: 2373
Joined: 23 Apr 2009, 15:31
First Video: Cannot remember
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Contact:

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Laurnil » 22 Jun 2010, 19:16

This poor lil' thread. It just keeps wanting to die out.

Does anyone else think it's funny to read the list of people browsing this thread and realize that most of the people who read it have never posted?
Laurnil

http://www.twitter.com/laurnil

FYI: Laurnil is short for Laura Nichelle
User avatar
King Kool
Quality and Quantity
Posts: 5987
Joined: 28 Jan 2008, 19:22
Location: Rhode Island
Contact:

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby King Kool » 22 Jun 2010, 20:58

I post!

Still a virgin!
Image
a winner is you. - Ash
King Kool, you are wrong. - Graham
King Kool, shut your face. - James
This thread was creepy until KingKool made it AWESOME. - Tombrend
Why this obsession with foam implements? - Metcarfre
User avatar
Theremin
Posts: 7603
Joined: 30 Nov 2008, 12:24
First Video: A girl must have some secrets.
Location: Bristol, England

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Theremin » 23 Jun 2010, 03:41

Well, if you have the internet, you're about an hour away from a free blowjob.
User avatar
Elomin Sha
Posts: 15774
Joined: 22 Feb 2008, 05:14
First Video: Max Effect
Location: Woodford Green, England
Contact:

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Elomin Sha » 23 Jun 2010, 03:49

Theremin wrote:Well, if you have the internet, you're about an hour away from a free blowjob.


DO NOT WANT!
The most unique, nicest, and confusing individual you will get to know. Don't be stupid around me, that's my job.
https://displate.com/elominsha/galleries
If you need art, I take commissions, PM me.
User avatar
Theremin
Posts: 7603
Joined: 30 Nov 2008, 12:24
First Video: A girl must have some secrets.
Location: Bristol, England

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Theremin » 23 Jun 2010, 03:53

I got it on Craigslist.
User avatar
empath
Posts: 13531
Joined: 28 Nov 2007, 17:20
First Video: How to Talk Like a Pirate
Location: back in the arse end of nowhere

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby empath » 23 Jun 2010, 04:07

Elomin Sha wrote:
Theremin wrote:Well, if you have the internet, you're about an hour away from a free blowjob.


DO NOT WANT!


"Calm down; have some dip." ;) Just because it's available does NOT mean it's obligatory....yet. Image


Laurnil wrote:This poor lil' thread. It just keeps wanting to die out.

Does anyone else think it's funny to read the list of people browsing this thread and realize that most of the people who read it have never posted?


*shrug* Lurkers tend to outnumber posters in most online message board situations, even taking into account registered lurkers. Look at it like this: we're providing a service (several actually) to more than just the people seen posting here. A little education gets out, along with amusement, and hopefully at least SOME titillation. :)
Image
Image
Image
User avatar
Elomin Sha
Posts: 15774
Joined: 22 Feb 2008, 05:14
First Video: Max Effect
Location: Woodford Green, England
Contact:

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Elomin Sha » 23 Jun 2010, 04:14

I use this thread to let out my stupidity.
The most unique, nicest, and confusing individual you will get to know. Don't be stupid around me, that's my job.
https://displate.com/elominsha/galleries
If you need art, I take commissions, PM me.
User avatar
Master Gunner
Defending us from The Dutch!
Posts: 19383
Joined: 29 Oct 2006, 12:19
First Video: How To Talk Like A Pirate
Location: In Limbo.

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Master Gunner » 23 Jun 2010, 04:25

That is quite evident.
TheRocket wrote:Apparently the crotch area could not contain the badonkadonk area.
Twitter | Click here to join the Desert Bus Community Chat.
User avatar
Elomin Sha
Posts: 15774
Joined: 22 Feb 2008, 05:14
First Video: Max Effect
Location: Woodford Green, England
Contact:

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Elomin Sha » 23 Jun 2010, 04:42

Your face is quite evident.
The most unique, nicest, and confusing individual you will get to know. Don't be stupid around me, that's my job.
https://displate.com/elominsha/galleries
If you need art, I take commissions, PM me.
User avatar
Theremin
Posts: 7603
Joined: 30 Nov 2008, 12:24
First Video: A girl must have some secrets.
Location: Bristol, England

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Theremin » 23 Jun 2010, 04:43

So, who likes having stuff squirted on their face?
User avatar
Ayailla
Posts: 1287
Joined: 25 Feb 2010, 15:38
First Video: Quantum Documentary
Location: England
Contact:

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Ayailla » 23 Jun 2010, 05:04

I should really think to myself before entering this thread... especially when the last poster has been Theremin.

The condom thing... never done it. The guy has never let me try.

Things squirted on their face? Erm... short answer, no.
Long answer, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Sorry, I've been watching Strongbad today. Can you tell?
*If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.* - Lord Byron
User avatar
Elomin Sha
Posts: 15774
Joined: 22 Feb 2008, 05:14
First Video: Max Effect
Location: Woodford Green, England
Contact:

Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Elomin Sha » 23 Jun 2010, 05:09

I thought of Yahtzee first when you did the Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
The most unique, nicest, and confusing individual you will get to know. Don't be stupid around me, that's my job.
https://displate.com/elominsha/galleries
If you need art, I take commissions, PM me.

Return to “General Discussion”



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 51 guests