The Sex Thread

[Bananafish]

I'd be scared cause what if I wear a kilt and some actual scottish person comes up to do like a secret scottish handshake (ssh) but I don't know it, it would be a total faux pas and i'd be embarrassed forever

[Brad]

Oh, you may depend that ladies will "check" how scottish you are if you wear one. At least they do with me.

Are they dissapointed?

Women are never disappointed with what's under my kilt.

[sdhonda]

They'd spot you as a fake Scot in an instant. They can tell a genuine article, no matter how much the imitators try.

[sdhonda]

Oh, you may depend that ladies will "check" how scottish you are if you wear one. At least they do with me.

Are they dissapointed?

Women are never disappointed with what's under my kilt.

*is now reminded of the morning after scene from Blazing Saddles*

[Bananafish]

i'd have to vet all my friends for scottish ancestry or maybe I can just buy one and wear it alone at home..... ..

[Brad]

The trouble most folk run into is tartan. If you aren't a member of the clan you're wearing, that is a pretty big faux pas. Trouble for people like me is that my clan is small, and so the tartan is expensive to get made as shops don't keep a supply of it on hand. If you aren't scottish, or you're in the same situation as me, you can get away with Blackwatch or any number of others. Check out http://www.albanach.org/nonscottish.htm

Kilt aint any good if people don't see you in it.

[Bananafish]

What's a good fake clan name I can use and pretend that it's just really small and obscure, like, is there an underground hipster clan scene in Scotland where people are all "oh, you haven't heard of the b-fish clan? heh, let me tell you about them..."

[Brad]

I've always felt that the Campbells were a pretty fake clan. Posers the lot of them. I was a fan of Cailean Mor way before they were tracing kindred from the Uí Duibne. Sell outs.

[Bananafish]

I don't know what any of those words mean vOv

[Brad]

That's okay. There are plenty of tiny clans you could pull that with though. I'm a Maxwell. Besides the coffee, no one knows about it. There are like 10 of us.

[Bananafish]

the hat makes me think that's you in the last panel

[Brad]

But this topic has deviated! From its usual deviations:

So, I myself enjoy making love like an eagle falling out of the sky, but have found the parachute equipment restrictive. Does anyone know of any sexy skydiving equipment?

[Laurnil]

Oh, you may depend that ladies will "check" how scottish you are if you wear one. At least they do with me.

Um...that's cause you're hot and wearing a kilt. There has to be both before the checking begins.

But this topic has deviated! From its usual deviations:

So, I myself enjoy making love like an eagle falling out of the sky, but have found the parachute equipment restrictive. Does anyone know of any sexy skydiving equipment?

I dunno, but that sounds awesome.

This is the first image I got when I googled Parachute and Sex. I'm linking it because I realized how young some of the people in here were.

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008 ... te-its.jpg

[Brad]

Link broken.

[Laurnil]

damnit!
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/06apr17-parachute-its.jpg

[Brad]

Wow... those are astoundingly fake.

[Laurnil]

I don't know, I'd have to see some giggle to determine conclusively.

[Elomin Sha]

Did you know pak choy and bok choy have different spelling but are the same thing? I wonder what the satsuma spelling would be, maybe tok choy or rok choy. Hmmm rRok Choy sounds like he's a dashing long blonde singer. Anyway, I think I prefer crabs to them.

[Master Gunner]

So, crabs, anybody have to deal with them?

Actually, no, that's not sexy.

Most surprising thing to happen in the bedroom (or other applicable setting during sexy times)?

[aeric90]

I have an Ikea bed that is nearing the end of it's lifetime. Recently, mid-coitus, the wooden support slats under the matress decided to give out and drop about 6 inches. That was pretty damn surprising.

[Agloriouscuppa]

I have an Ikea bed that is nearing the end of it's lifetime. Recently, mid-coitus, the wooden support slats under the matress decided to give out and drop about 6 inches. That was pretty damn surprising.

Lol, abit to rough then I fear...

[aeric90]

Lol, abit to rough then I fear...

I wouldn't say I'm rough... perhaps enthusiastic is a better word for it.

[Agloriouscuppa]

Lol, abit to rough then I fear...

I wouldn't say I'm rough... perhaps enthusiastic is a better word for it.

Yea it is....

[Laurnil]

Feet?

I have two friends that are utterly freaked out by feet. One, I slept w/ and he would cringe if I tried to run my feet against his leg.

Thoughts?

[Master Gunner]

...Weird.

I have no particular attraction to feet, but the feeling of a partners foot or leg rubbing against or running up and down yours...well, it's a damn good feeling.