The Sex Thread

[WobblyTable]

Anyone ever sleep with someone who has so much stamina you start to get sore or just wonder when that person is going to climax?

I am this person, and would just like to say that it kind of sucks.

Your partner feels like she isn't doing it right, when that isn't the case at all. And after a few days of no-climax dicking, you get the worst case of blue balls ever.

[Elomin Sha]

Anyone ever sleep with someone who has so much stamina you start to get sore or just wonder when that person is going to climax?

I'd prefer to practice the art of super safe sex (not doing it) to avoid that circumstance.

[Theremin]

Anyone ever sleep with someone who has so much stamina you start to get sore or just wonder when that person is going to climax?

I am this person, and would just like to say that it kind of sucks.

Your partner feels like she isn't doing it right, when that isn't the case at all. And after a few days of no-climax dicking, you get the worst case of blue balls ever.

Yeeeah. Never had days of it though. Wow.

[Bananafish]

No seriously, you're right. Being big is not awesome, at least from my view point. It hurts! especially when the guy goes right into the hard, deep dicking, which they always want to do. Don't get me wrong; I don't like small, either. But, think of it from a evolutionary standpoint: there is a reason average is average.

Yeah, I was joking. I'm glad that I'm average but idk, am I? I'll get a ruler and get back to you guys

[Chfan]

5.5-6 in. is average, apparently.

[Bananafish]

I bet there's already been a literal dick waving contest itt but I'm not gonna go through 200 pages to look for some dick sizes

[Elomin Sha]

I get rather confused, why do the women who were crossed bred from birth with barrage balloons like to be stabbed by hotdogs that doesn't have ketchup on them? I say it's cruel, cruel to the food of yummy goodness.

[Theremin]

5.6 of pure manboy here, oh yeah.

[Bananafish]

I'll guess though

empath- 4.5
matt- how tall is optimus prime? idk
alja- 4.9
arius- 5.1 and 3/4
elomin- I don't know, 2?


I'll guess everyone else's pussy depth next

[WobblyTable]

Yeeeah. Never had days of it though. Wow.

Yeah, I once had it for three nights in a row. After night two, it started to get to the point where I was psyching myself out of actually cumming. All I could think was "OK, just get this over with. Just do it and be done. C'mon man! WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING PROPERLY?!? GAAAA!"

On the plus side, the release was AMAZING.

[Elomin Sha]

2? 2 what? I have 2 eyes, two ears, 2 brains, two cheeks, 2 butt cheeks, two kidneys, IQ of 2, two feet, 2 legs, two arms, 2 hands, two lungs, 2 seconds to live before I get smacked again.

[Bananafish]

I think out of everyone you should stop internet posting and I say this is as someone concerned for your well being cause I feel like you're not doing much outside of this totally pointless internet stuff. hope i'm wrong or w.e

[Elomin Sha]

I think out of everyone you should stop internet posting and I say this is as someone concerned for your well being cause I feel like you're not doing much outside of this totally pointless internet stuff. hope i'm wrong or w.e

Live in Wales as long as I have and get back to me on the error of your post.

[Laurnil]

Yea, I'm going to agree with Bananafish. Elomin, you sound like you're cracking up, shug. You might want to go outside the house and seek professional help.

Also, for good measure

*SMACK*

[Elomin Sha]

I'm only crazy here in this thread when I'm bored. I'm not bored now. Time to watch a film.

[Laurnil]

Yeeeah. Never had days of it though. Wow.

Yeah, I once had it for three nights in a row. After night two, it started to get to the point where I was psyching myself out of actually cumming. All I could think was "OK, just get this over with. Just do it and be done. C'mon man! WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING PROPERLY?!? GAAAA!"

On the plus side, the release was AMAZING.

I knew someone else with a similar problem...does it get really hard or does it still remain a lil' bendy when you're fully aroused? I ask because the person I knew had a blood flow problem and it resulted in the hard-to-get-off-ness.

[Laurnil]

I'm only crazy here in this thread when I'm bored. I'm not bored now. Time to watch a film.

I suggest The Miracle of Life.

[Elomin Sha]

I'm thinking more of The Cave on UMD.

[WobblyTable]

@Laurnil

It remains hard. I don't really know what the deal is, though I do know it isn't prostate problems (I got checked out for that one). In all likelihood, it's all in my head, but meh.

[Theremin]

Good choice. Though I personally preferred the Descent.

[aeric90]

I've had certain instances where a particular... uhm... recreational pharmaceutical... has prevented me from cumming for most of an evening. I tell you when it finally goes it feels damn good.

[Laurnil]

I've had certain instances where a particular... uhm... recreational pharmaceutical... has prevented me from cumming for most of an evening. I tell you when it finally goes it feels damn good.

Is it E? Its E, right? 'cause thats what it's supposed to do, or at least a side effect.

[Alja-Markir]

Should I be more worried that people are guessing the length of my johnson, or that the guess placed me second out of several of the more prominent male forumites?

~Alja~

[Laurnil]

You could be third depending on how big Optimus is.

[aeric90]

I've had certain instances where a particular... uhm... recreational pharmaceutical... has prevented me from cumming for most of an evening. I tell you when it finally goes it feels damn good.

Is it E? Its E, right? 'cause thats what it's supposed to do, or at least a side effect.

Is there an internet 5th amendment?