The Sex Thread

[Agloriouscuppa]

There's a topic:

Most awkward place you've heard about someone (preferably someone you know) having sex?


For me, my parent's bedroom. That silt never gets comfortable.

9th floor of a certain unis library tower. It most certainly wasn't me yup not me at all must've been someone else..

[Bananafish]

Wh?

"wh"at

[Telaril]

I have a friend who snuck into the office of a professor he hated to have sex on her desk.

[Bananafish]

what did she teach

[Elomin Sha]

Sex Ed probably.

[goat]

*pops in*

I lost a roommate in the dormitories and while waiting for a replacement (something that took like 2 months), had sex on the other desk in the room. To our credit, we felt bad and made sure to wipe everything up.

Part of me thinks he knew that we had done something because he left all kinds of nail clippings on his desk after he moved out at the end of the year. Guess who had to clean them up.

[WBAGNR]

New question:

Ever dated someone, then dumped them for/had an affair with their sibling.

[Digital Dolphin]

New question:

Ever dated someone, then dumped them for/had an affair with their sibling.

Never even tempted to do that. Mind you most girls I've dated haven't had sisters

[Master Gunner]

Well, at one point I was "friendly" with a girl who had an identical twin. But no, never any interest there. Only other possible situation.....no. Just no.

[Theremin]

Twincest uh-huh uh-huh.

[Drinnik]

Okay... I'm experiencing something strange latley that I don't know if anyone else has had. I'm randy as all hell but the though of sex right now is just not appealing, mostly due to not wanting to have much phsyical contact right now. Taking care of it myself feeks great but is not satisfying. So I'm guessing that I either need to let the horniness pass or wait till I'm not being so antisocial.

I recommend porn, or webcamming it. Hell, go on chatroulette, I'm sure you'll find someone in 1 clicks.

[JustAName]

*appears* The fun thing about short skirts is that the can be pushed up... *disappears*

[Master Gunner]

You can do that with kilts too.....

[Dutch guy]

It's more fun with skirts. Until someone gets hurt that is. Which is usually pretty soon.

[Harms Rayn]

You can do that with kilts too.....

This is very true.

I love wearing my kilt...I need more of them.

[Bananafish]

I gotta land me one of these loaded furries

[Lyinginbedmon]

Skirts are definitely fun. It's the "I can feel what's going on but my brain is having to fill in the visual blanks...with pleasure-iness" I think.

[aeric90]

I gotta land me one of these loaded furries

Latinvixen can go suck it. There's no way her suits are worth $7000 brand new!

I mean... what?

[Theremin]

I wonder what the cheapest and most expensive sex aids are.

Cheapest would most likely be a vibrating egg. Those things tend to come with with everything else.

[aeric90]

The cheapest are the 50 cent rubber cock rings with little nubs on the outside for (ostensibly) her pleasure. They were chaeper than the dollar condoms with the ribbing and were much more fun to wear although when a friend of mine was helping me get it on we were almost kicked out of the dance club. Something about 2 guys can't be in the same stall together or something.

[Agloriouscuppa]

I fail to see the problem, just cause 2 lads nip into a cubicle people automatically assume they're the receivers of swollen goods? How very dare you.

[MattAn]

*appears* The fun thing about short skirts is that the can be pushed up... *disappears*

This intrigues me and I would like to sign up for your newsletter (if one were to magically exist).

[GaProgMan]

I'd have to agree with Lyinginbedmon and Fayili about skirts.

The only time I've ever had any cheap sex aids was at uni. A bunch of my friends and I had decided to go to the union bar and have a snootful of drinks. (btw, you don't hear "snootful" anymore, I feel)

Anyway, after a while, one of my friends comes back from the toilet with a whole bunch of these little black boxes. "You get them at the machine in there, you put in a quid (colloquial English for £1, for those who don't know) and you get one"

We spent the next hour and a half racing all of the mini vibrators, and wiping the "pheromone" wipes on each other's glasses. 'Twas a fun afternoon.

[JustAName]

*appears* The fun thing about short skirts is that the can be pushed up... *disappears*

This intrigues me and I would like to sign up for your newsletter (if one were to magically exist).

I am *hardly* one of the most experienced people here. Also, I have way too much to do already. The idea is intriguing, though.

[Elomin Sha]

I wear long trousers, does anyone want to read a newsletter about them?