Theremin wrote:Danzama wrote:So... sex...
*Thinks of revival question*
Does it hurt?
What kind, and for who?
Me. Just curious as i have no clue but I imagine that it would sting like a bitch.
Theremin wrote:Danzama wrote:So... sex...
*Thinks of revival question*
Does it hurt?
What kind, and for who?
Morgan wrote:Lyinginbedmon is short, but he makes up for it in awesomeness
Theremin wrote:Being in someone, however, does not hurt at all.
Also, you would know?
Morgan wrote:Lyinginbedmon is short, but he makes up for it in awesomeness
Yaxley wrote:I think life occasionally needs someone to ask "Okay, seriously guys. What the hell is going on?"
Mad Madam Mimm wrote:....
You are so lucky I haven't neutered you already.
Morgan wrote:Lyinginbedmon is short, but he makes up for it in awesomeness
iamafish never wrote:the male trouser snake is evidence that evolution has no sense of aesthetics
Yaxley wrote:I think life occasionally needs someone to ask "Okay, seriously guys. What the hell is going on?"
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Morgan wrote:Lyinginbedmon is short, but he makes up for it in awesomeness
Elomin Sha wrote:But I was heading into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.
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