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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Drinnik » 09 Aug 2011, 14:12

My partner moves over to Blighty for Uni next week. THERE WILL BE SEXY TIMES.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby TheRocket » 09 Aug 2011, 22:51

Keab42 wrote:I think that is on the cards. The LRR Ranch I believe...


El Rancho Shenanigasm!!! 18+ to enter!

*Edit* Sniped by 2steps.. didn't see her post. I made the no sex in the ball pit because I refuse to clean spermy rainbow balls. There will be a twisty slide from the main floor into the ball pit basement. Nerf wars ongoing. Leave yo club at the door.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Danzama » 09 Aug 2011, 22:58

Ageist much? :p
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby TheRocket » 09 Aug 2011, 23:00

Hey there are laws in this country, man!
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Danzama » 09 Aug 2011, 23:02

Why can't you have it ...in England?
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby TheRocket » 09 Aug 2011, 23:04

Not until you can admit football is not soccer! VIVA LA AMERICANA!
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Danzama » 09 Aug 2011, 23:06

And thus ends my contribution to the sex thread; I hope you have been enlightened.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby TheRocket » 09 Aug 2011, 23:08

Fear not young teenling, by the time El Rancho Shenanigasm is built you will be of age to join our reindeer games. In fact you'll probably be an old man. Because I'm poor.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby JustAName » 09 Aug 2011, 23:18

Hey, I'm just glad it's no longer 21+
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby madrak_the_red » 10 Aug 2011, 03:01

TheRocket wrote:Not until you can admit football is not soccer! VIVA LA AMERICANA!



It should not be called football if you use your hands more than you use your feet! RULE BRITANNIA
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Lord Chrusher » 10 Aug 2011, 03:49

Tsk Tsk

Soccer is a type of football. When you live in a city where four different codes of football are played professionally and you have friends from all six inhabited continents it helps to specify what sort of football you are talking about.



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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Cade Antilles » 10 Aug 2011, 08:19

Anyone ever heard of these? They're called Luna Bead Pleasure Balls. My gf describes them as "tantalizing". I had never heard of them until a friend had them and started espousing how much she loved them. Which, of course, led to my gf buying some.

http://www.amazon.com/LELO-Luna-Bead-Pleasure-System/dp/B0029ZALB2

I'm just curious if I was out of the loop on these, of if they're still relatively unknown.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby TheRocket » 10 Aug 2011, 08:29

Fayili wrote:Hey, I'm just glad it's no longer 21+



Oh shit I forgot I wasn't in Alberta. Yes it's going to be 21 + ! But fear not! You will be old and feeble by the time it's built!

Unless I win the lotto then you will just have to wait a couple years.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby TheRocket » 10 Aug 2011, 08:34

Cade Antilles wrote:Anyone ever heard of these? They're called Luna Bead Pleasure Balls. My gf describes them as "tantalizing". I had never heard of them until a friend had them and started espousing how much she loved them. Which, of course, led to my gf buying some.

http://www.amazon.com/LELO-Luna-Bead-Pleasure-System/dp/B0029ZALB2

I'm just curious if I was out of the loop on these, of if they're still relatively unknown.



Lelo is a really good brand to go with. They have some quality stuff. I've heard good things about those and if you want to work on your kegels those are prime.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Master Gunner » 10 Aug 2011, 08:39

The ranch should be on the Canada/US border. Get all the benefits of both sides.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Metcarfre » 10 Aug 2011, 08:41

My family owned a gambling parlour that's back door opened into the US during Prohibition...
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Fugiman » 10 Aug 2011, 08:54

The Haskell Library straddles the border. However, I believe crossing the line is a crime, and you will be fined $5,000.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby TomBrend » 10 Aug 2011, 10:22

2stepz wrote:@Fayili - I promise, we're not that bad. Realize, we are 10+ years older than you young things. ;)

Also - Re: LRR Ranch a.k.a. El Rancho Shenanigasm - remember, no sex in the ball pit!


Can there be a second ball pit specifically for that? Preferably with a self-cleaning function?
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Cade Antilles » 10 Aug 2011, 10:42

TheRocket wrote:Lelo is a really good brand to go with. They have some quality stuff. I've heard good things about those and if you want to work on your kegels those are prime.


That's what I've heard. My gf is really enjoying hers.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby goat » 10 Aug 2011, 15:05

metcarfre wrote:My family owned a gambling parlour that's back door opened into the US during Prohibition...


Your family was awesome. Just putting that out there.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Metcarfre » 10 Aug 2011, 15:19

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metcarfre wrote:My family owned a gambling parlour that's back door opened into the US during Prohibition...


Your family was awesome. Just putting that out there.

Completely unrelated to the subject of the thread, but yeah.

My great-grandfather was an orphan in London who signed up for the RAF during WW1 at the age of 14. At the end of the war, having nowhere to go, he traveled to Halifax with his commanding officer (who was Canadian) and wound up marrying the guy's sister.

During Prohibition my family not only ran a gambling parlour but were rum-runners in to the States and had the Delta police chief paid off. My great-grandmother was the queen of the operation.

My grandfather missed serving in WW2 but played for the Calgary Stampeders from about 1948-50, winning the Grey Cup with them. He was a fire chief in North Vancouver for many years.

My grandmother was a columnist in The Province newspaper until quite recently and had a show on local news radio as well. She still writes a blog even at the age of *cough*.

So yeah, pretty cool. And that's just my dad's side.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Duckay » 10 Aug 2011, 17:03

I don't know what I find more troubling about myself: that Anders, who I didn't even really like, is the newest addition to the "BioWare characters I've had sexual fantasies about" list, or that I have that list to begin with.

Also, kind of counting down the days until it stops being the "...sexual fantasies..." list and starts being the "...sexual roleplay with partner..." list.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby JackSlack » 10 Aug 2011, 17:06

I won't be Anders.

I'm prepared to be Alistair or Kaidan.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby TheRocket » 10 Aug 2011, 17:36

HAHA. You guys are so cute. You guys have to post pics of the big day. (The ceremony not the sexy time)Because I have to live vicariously through someone who might actually get their wedding photos!
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Duckay » 10 Aug 2011, 17:41

TheRocket wrote:You guys have to post pics of the big day.


For a second, given the discussion... I was going to ask, why would you want pictures of JackSlack as Sexytime Alistair? I can assure you, he's not very good at it*. (ETA: Not very good at being Alistair. He's quite satisfactory at the sexy-time.)

(Speaking of which, JackSlack, I understand Anders is off the table, but how do we feel about Thane? Or Zevran?)

But thank you. :) I'm working on getting a wedding dress at the moment - the one I fell in love with is no longer available, so I'm almost considering going to the other end of the spectrum and getting this dress.
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