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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Darkobra » 06 Sep 2011, 13:31

I can attest to the communication with the geek girls. It's a lot of work! But she's worth it.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 06 Sep 2011, 13:51

Well it's important in any and every relationship, not just geeky ones.

BUT we are encroaching on the territory of the Big Relationship thread, therefore perhaps a new subject is needed:

How about geeky sex? Be it roleplay or otherwise.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Duckay » 06 Sep 2011, 14:00

Well, when I think "geeky sex", my mind immediately goes to roleplay.

Although, just a piece of advice to people wishing to engage in said geeky sex roleplay, either work on your accent a lot in advance, or don't try to do an accent. Unless you want your partner to get caught in a giggle loop.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Fezzul » 06 Sep 2011, 14:08

I am 10th Level Paladin with helm of disintegration... a naughty 10th Level Paladin with helm of disintegration.

Also, I accept that communication is king... I also understand that Joffrey Lannister is king.

(As a side note, I hate the fact that when I googled Joffrey Lannister to check the spelling I got a faceful of spoilers. Fuck you internet, what have you ever done for me)
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Matt » 06 Sep 2011, 14:10

I put on my robe and wizard hat....

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Fezzul » 06 Sep 2011, 14:13

And I put my hand in my wizard's sleeve... wait a minute that's not right is it?
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Geoff_B » 06 Sep 2011, 14:15

Do you roll for initiative?
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Matt » 06 Sep 2011, 14:16

If neither of you got the reference I was making, you fucking fail at the internet.

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Geoff_B » 06 Sep 2011, 14:19

Oh I seeeeee
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Fezzul » 06 Sep 2011, 14:19

I had to google, sorry Matt I'll fall on my +1 Broadsword.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Geoff_B » 06 Sep 2011, 14:20

Haha I had to as well. You do learn a lot on these forums :D
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Fezzul » 06 Sep 2011, 14:22

The last bloodninja I read was the rhinoceros one, I think. Around 11th Grade exams when I should have been studying.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Matt » 06 Sep 2011, 14:26

There's nothing funny about a charging rhinoceros.

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Fezzul » 06 Sep 2011, 14:30

A friend of mine died that way... it was terrible. On the other hand, it did give me a massive erection.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Duckay » 06 Sep 2011, 14:31

I'm just ashamed I didn't think to make the robe and wizard hat joke sooner.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Keab42 » 06 Sep 2011, 15:21

Theremin wrote:Find a place with nerdy things -> Go there.

OR

Internet Dating


Have the Nerd dating sites made it to this side of the pond yet?
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby madrak_the_red » 06 Sep 2011, 15:23

My geeky sex was regular sex. Well, not sex, but sexual acts
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby JustAName » 06 Sep 2011, 15:24

I thought *this* was a nerd dating site.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Keab42 » 06 Sep 2011, 15:26

It seems to have a roughly equivalent success rate...
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby AmzRigh » 06 Sep 2011, 15:28

For me, geeky sex was regular sex, but with strange background music.

Long version: scrambling for music to mask the noise, she played what was already queued up in Winamp...which happened to be Muppet Radio. It kind of became a running joke after that.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 06 Sep 2011, 15:32

If not higher...
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Fezzul » 06 Sep 2011, 15:33

Now I'm just picturing a porno, but with 'Munamuna' playing instead of cheesy Barry White/Isaac Hayes rip-offs.

That about what it was?
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby madrak_the_red » 06 Sep 2011, 15:33

Anyone accidentally said anything embarrasingly nerdy during sex?

I once went 'Oh snap!'
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby AmzRigh » 06 Sep 2011, 15:37

Fezzul wrote:Now I'm just picturing a porno, but with 'Munamuna' playing instead of cheesy Barry White/Isaac Hayes rip-offs.

That about what it was?

That came up every so often, but mostly it was just

*unf unf unf* Oh wow, I haven't heard this song in years... *unf unf unf*
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Fezzul » 06 Sep 2011, 15:57

Moments of my childhood now seem... stickier.
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