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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Keab42 » 28 Feb 2012, 10:58

iamafish wrote:well... that happened.

I guess the LRRums have one fewer virgin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o&ob=av3e


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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby auberginequeen » 28 Feb 2012, 21:31

Keab42 wrote:
iamafish wrote:well... that happened.

I guess the LRRums have one fewer virgin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o&ob=av3e


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgAh95IrfIs


I like to think the act itself went something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4h7NGMz2RI
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby iamafish » 29 Feb 2012, 00:57

i wish

it was more like this

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/new ... 86/bf7.gif
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby The Mimm » 29 Feb 2012, 01:04

Aww, you guys. I've missed this forum so much. Congrats, fish, hope the other party was, and is, a lovely person who gave and got what was mutually desired.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Deedles » 29 Feb 2012, 01:13

Congratulations! Hope it's a beginning to many sexings to come in the future! :D
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Psyclone » 29 Feb 2012, 01:18

The solution to your problem, fish, is to have sex to the 1812 overture. That way no matter what happens, it will still be epic.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Unlucky » 29 Feb 2012, 01:26

iamafish wrote:i wish

it was more like this

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/new ... 86/bf7.gif

It was the leg positioning that got me. I was like 'How...do...I...ARG.' menatally. I'd never really thought about it. Didn't help she had even less of an idea than I did.

Psyclone wrote:The solution to your problem, fish, is to have sex to the 1812 overture. That way no matter what happens, it will still be epic.

I am tempted to try this.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Deedles » 29 Feb 2012, 01:41

Apart from my first time simply hurting I don't actually remember much else about it. It wasn't really anything worth remembering.

I guess it would of been different if I was still together with him, but I'm not, so, meh.

I do remember my first time with Jack though ... probably because we spent most of the 1 hour train trip from the air-port to his hometown just teasing the shit out of each other. O_o
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby JustAName » 29 Feb 2012, 01:49

I posted on here after my first time! XD
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby WBAGNR » 29 Feb 2012, 01:54

You mean, during the post-coital glow?
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Unlucky » 29 Feb 2012, 01:55

Fayili wrote:I posted on here after my first time! XD

High five!
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 29 Feb 2012, 05:53

I recall my first time being three distinct separate occasions.

Now there's a story I'm not recounting anytime soon.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby aeric90 » 29 Feb 2012, 06:10

Fayili wrote:I posted on here after my first time! XD


"Mmmmm! That was great was it good for... is that a laptop?"
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Mowinckel » 29 Feb 2012, 07:34

Lyinginbedmon wrote:I recall my first time being three distinct separate occasions.

Now there's a story I'm not recounting anytime soon.


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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby River_Annarchy » 29 Feb 2012, 09:12

iamafish wrote:i wish

it was more like this

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/new ... 86/bf7.gif


Ya that sounds a lot like my first time as well.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Metcarfre » 29 Feb 2012, 09:19

Oh hey, he almost got it in the hole!
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby JustAName » 29 Feb 2012, 09:27

aeric90 wrote:
Fayili wrote:I posted on here after my first time! XD


"Mmmmm! That was great was it good for... is that a laptop?"


Fayili in January 2011 wrote:Ow. Fuck. Isn't it supposed to hurt less the second time around? I still love this man lying next to me, though.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby River_Annarchy » 29 Feb 2012, 09:54

Fayili wrote:
aeric90 wrote:
Fayili wrote:I posted on here after my first time! XD


"Mmmmm! That was great was it good for... is that a laptop?"


Fayili in January 2011 wrote:Ow. Fuck. Isn't it supposed to hurt less the second time around? I still love this man lying next to me, though.


Part of me is terrified as to what my EX would say about our first time and part of me is intrigued.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby I X » 29 Feb 2012, 10:45

aeric90 wrote:
Fayili wrote:I posted on here after my first time! XD


"Mmmmm! That was great was it good for... is that a laptop?"


You don't know how right you are. ¬_¬

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Fayili in January 2011 wrote:Ow. Fuck. Isn't it supposed to hurt less the second time around? I still love this man lying next to me, though.


But that doesn't mean I was really upset. :3
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby JustAName » 29 Feb 2012, 10:48

I X wrote:
aeric90 wrote:
Fayili wrote:I posted on here after my first time! XD


"Mmmmm! That was great was it good for... is that a laptop?"


You don't know how right you are. ¬_¬


Oh, like you don't wanna play LoL in the afterglow.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby I X » 29 Feb 2012, 10:50

Hey, harsh! Anyway, I was referring to then, not now.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby the amativeness » 29 Feb 2012, 11:37

I always imagine other people having sex as being more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLuW-GBaJ8k

...sigh. When do I get to have sex again?
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby theDreamer » 29 Feb 2012, 14:44

Fayili wrote:Oh, like you don't wanna play LoL in the afterglow.


That seems like the worst time in the fucking (heh) universe to play LoL.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 29 Feb 2012, 16:49

Similar reasoning athletes avoid sex before the big match and such, I imagine.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby theDreamer » 29 Feb 2012, 17:52

More like nothing makes me rage and hate people more than playing LoL.

And post-coital ______ is generally "bliss" not "rageface."
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